Ben Ward
@timegentleman.bsky.social
video game writer & designer || he/him
https://benward.xyz || https://discord.gg/sizefive
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https://benward.xyz || https://discord.gg/sizefive
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Love how the very next line utterly demolishes his point: "Of course, in reality, the new film will not be based in the same continuity as the previous version – serving as a relaunch with a new actor – so it seems very unlikely that the end of No Time to Die will actually be referenced at all."
November 11, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Love how the very next line utterly demolishes his point: "Of course, in reality, the new film will not be based in the same continuity as the previous version – serving as a relaunch with a new actor – so it seems very unlikely that the end of No Time to Die will actually be referenced at all."
And the thing that makes him tumble out of the back of the truck is Val simulating a stampede!
November 1, 2025 at 9:57 PM
And the thing that makes him tumble out of the back of the truck is Val simulating a stampede!
You'd start trying to turn the pages of your monitor, but it wouldn't work no matter how much you licked your fingers!
October 30, 2025 at 10:07 AM
You'd start trying to turn the pages of your monitor, but it wouldn't work no matter how much you licked your fingers!
Pictured: EA's elite dev team for Jedi 3
October 28, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Pictured: EA's elite dev team for Jedi 3
Reposted by Ben Ward
It's also at *85* reviews, and I love a nice round number so if you can help get it to 100 I'd fucking love that.
October 27, 2025 at 9:00 AM
It's also at *85* reviews, and I love a nice round number so if you can help get it to 100 I'd fucking love that.
It's not explicitly explained in the canon, but we polled our dev team and playtesters, and overwhelmingly people assumed 'number of times leaving a building expressed as a decimal when converted to represent portion of humanoid body' would refer to height rather than volume, mass, morality or odor.
October 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM
It's not explicitly explained in the canon, but we polled our dev team and playtesters, and overwhelmingly people assumed 'number of times leaving a building expressed as a decimal when converted to represent portion of humanoid body' would refer to height rather than volume, mass, morality or odor.
Canonically, Tyrythians measure their penises by length (or "height"), so it's all fine. We're not talking about Magnogleebs here!
October 22, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Canonically, Tyrythians measure their penises by length (or "height"), so it's all fine. We're not talking about Magnogleebs here!
My D minuses in Maths and History have served me well.
October 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
My D minuses in Maths and History have served me well.
Oh, right, it's the penis thing. Yeah, he's 2m tall, and he's a fascist dictator so he's got a small penis obviously, let's say 3cm. 0.015, done.
October 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Oh, right, it's the penis thing. Yeah, he's 2m tall, and he's a fascist dictator so he's got a small penis obviously, let's say 3cm. 0.015, done.
I did? I don't remember, what was the answer?
October 21, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I did? I don't remember, what was the answer?
It may not actually end up meaning much, but here's the single glimpse we got of Batman in Creature Commandoes. It got people fan-casting Alan Ritchson..!
October 19, 2025 at 8:34 PM
It may not actually end up meaning much, but here's the single glimpse we got of Batman in Creature Commandoes. It got people fan-casting Alan Ritchson..!
@2dforever.com and @danthat.bsky.social have!
October 19, 2025 at 6:17 PM
@2dforever.com and @danthat.bsky.social have!