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Ben Ward
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video game writer & designer || he/him
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Love how the very next line utterly demolishes his point: "Of course, in reality, the new film will not be based in the same continuity as the previous version – serving as a relaunch with a new actor – so it seems very unlikely that the end of No Time to Die will actually be referenced at all."
November 11, 2025 at 7:13 PM
And the thing that makes him tumble out of the back of the truck is Val simulating a stampede!
November 1, 2025 at 9:57 PM
You'd start trying to turn the pages of your monitor, but it wouldn't work no matter how much you licked your fingers!
October 30, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Pictured: EA's elite dev team for Jedi 3
October 28, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Reposted by Ben Ward
It's also at *85* reviews, and I love a nice round number so if you can help get it to 100 I'd fucking love that.
October 27, 2025 at 9:00 AM
It's not explicitly explained in the canon, but we polled our dev team and playtesters, and overwhelmingly people assumed 'number of times leaving a building expressed as a decimal when converted to represent portion of humanoid body' would refer to height rather than volume, mass, morality or odor.
October 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Canonically, Tyrythians measure their penises by length (or "height"), so it's all fine. We're not talking about Magnogleebs here!
October 22, 2025 at 4:48 PM
My D minuses in Maths and History have served me well.
October 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Oh, right, it's the penis thing. Yeah, he's 2m tall, and he's a fascist dictator so he's got a small penis obviously, let's say 3cm. 0.015, done.
October 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I did? I don't remember, what was the answer?
October 21, 2025 at 4:42 PM
It may not actually end up meaning much, but here's the single glimpse we got of Batman in Creature Commandoes. It got people fan-casting Alan Ritchson..!
October 19, 2025 at 8:34 PM
October 19, 2025 at 6:17 PM