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@tiltedcoffee.bsky.social
Host of multiple TTRPGs (D&D, VtM, Tales from the Loop, Firefly, etc). Video game enjoyer, occasionally streaming on Twitch.
Season 4 theme song for my VtM campaign
Freddie Scott - (You) Got What I Need (Official Audio)
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November 27, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Season 4 theme song for my VtM campaign
I think I might offer my players a cursed Pumpkin Spice Latte in VtM
White Women Ordering Pumpkin Spice Coffee
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November 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I think I might offer my players a cursed Pumpkin Spice Latte in VtM
The local MtG spot has a sign up asking players to respect everyone else with proper hygiene and deodorant when showing up to events.
POV: You're A Target Employee
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November 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
The local MtG spot has a sign up asking players to respect everyone else with proper hygiene and deodorant when showing up to events.
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A look at how STRANGER THINGS' season helped drive a surge of interest in D&D and how that interest has continued after the show's finale this week. variety.com/2025/gaming/...
As ‘Stranger Things’ Comes to an End, Its Impact on the ‘Dungeons & Dragons’ Renaissance Keeps Rolling
How "Stranger Things" and "Dungeons and Dragons" fed off each other's popularity.
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November 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
A look at how STRANGER THINGS' season helped drive a surge of interest in D&D and how that interest has continued after the show's finale this week. variety.com/2025/gaming/...
I gave one of my players a sentient sword in our Vampire the Masquerade campaign.
It speaks to him in his mind, lusting for blood & violence, & bridles at tasks that don't include slaughter.
One day, the sword will make demands of him, & he'll have to decide whether to sate it, or risk saying no.
It speaks to him in his mind, lusting for blood & violence, & bridles at tasks that don't include slaughter.
One day, the sword will make demands of him, & he'll have to decide whether to sate it, or risk saying no.
November 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I gave one of my players a sentient sword in our Vampire the Masquerade campaign.
It speaks to him in his mind, lusting for blood & violence, & bridles at tasks that don't include slaughter.
One day, the sword will make demands of him, & he'll have to decide whether to sate it, or risk saying no.
It speaks to him in his mind, lusting for blood & violence, & bridles at tasks that don't include slaughter.
One day, the sword will make demands of him, & he'll have to decide whether to sate it, or risk saying no.
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Tonight one of my VtM players realized very quickly they were encountering a shovelhead mound, but he didn't want to spoil the surprise for the others.
He's playing a vampire who doesn't really know much about the Sabbat, so he kept true to his character and feigned ignorance.
Tonight one of my VtM players realized very quickly they were encountering a shovelhead mound, but he didn't want to spoil the surprise for the others.
He's playing a vampire who doesn't really know much about the Sabbat, so he kept true to his character and feigned ignorance.
November 22, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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Tonight one of my VtM players realized very quickly they were encountering a shovelhead mound, but he didn't want to spoil the surprise for the others.
He's playing a vampire who doesn't really know much about the Sabbat, so he kept true to his character and feigned ignorance.
Tonight one of my VtM players realized very quickly they were encountering a shovelhead mound, but he didn't want to spoil the surprise for the others.
He's playing a vampire who doesn't really know much about the Sabbat, so he kept true to his character and feigned ignorance.
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Nothing to see here. Move along, move along.
November 21, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Nothing to see here. Move along, move along.
I know I am like 5 years late to the party but @dungeonsanddads.bsky.social, that aboleth fight was enraging.
Who the fuck willingly jumps into the mouth of an aboleth?
That's just insane.
I know this is comedy, but c'monnnnnn.
Who the fuck willingly jumps into the mouth of an aboleth?
That's just insane.
I know this is comedy, but c'monnnnnn.
November 21, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I know I am like 5 years late to the party but @dungeonsanddads.bsky.social, that aboleth fight was enraging.
Who the fuck willingly jumps into the mouth of an aboleth?
That's just insane.
I know this is comedy, but c'monnnnnn.
Who the fuck willingly jumps into the mouth of an aboleth?
That's just insane.
I know this is comedy, but c'monnnnnn.
1/ VtM storytime
Once of the nice things about GMing is getting to know your players well enough that you can set traps they willingly throw themselves into.
One of my vampire players met a tortured artist, a lanky, "Timothy Chalamet type" with a mop of curls and a taste for fine wine.
Once of the nice things about GMing is getting to know your players well enough that you can set traps they willingly throw themselves into.
One of my vampire players met a tortured artist, a lanky, "Timothy Chalamet type" with a mop of curls and a taste for fine wine.
November 19, 2025 at 3:58 PM
1/ VtM storytime
Once of the nice things about GMing is getting to know your players well enough that you can set traps they willingly throw themselves into.
One of my vampire players met a tortured artist, a lanky, "Timothy Chalamet type" with a mop of curls and a taste for fine wine.
Once of the nice things about GMing is getting to know your players well enough that you can set traps they willingly throw themselves into.
One of my vampire players met a tortured artist, a lanky, "Timothy Chalamet type" with a mop of curls and a taste for fine wine.
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How're you gonna get your girlfriend pregnant with a BEHAVIORAL addiction, man?
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November 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
How're you gonna get your girlfriend pregnant with a BEHAVIORAL addiction, man?
COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/addict...
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/addict...
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
I've been trying to figure out how to weave the details my players drop into the narrative of my VtM campaign.
My Brujah player talked about being a sire, but didn't give too many details.
So I had her childe show up, shotguns ablazing, & she had to figure out how to mend fences.
My Brujah player talked about being a sire, but didn't give too many details.
So I had her childe show up, shotguns ablazing, & she had to figure out how to mend fences.
November 16, 2025 at 6:29 AM
I've been trying to figure out how to weave the details my players drop into the narrative of my VtM campaign.
My Brujah player talked about being a sire, but didn't give too many details.
So I had her childe show up, shotguns ablazing, & she had to figure out how to mend fences.
My Brujah player talked about being a sire, but didn't give too many details.
So I had her childe show up, shotguns ablazing, & she had to figure out how to mend fences.
Tonight's VtM campaign started off with a heist!
The coterie had to steal organs from the freshly deceased to feed their injured vampire ally who can't drink regular blood.
Then one of them got caught in a magical trap sprung by a vampire hunter. (Splitting the party is a rough lesson)
The coterie had to steal organs from the freshly deceased to feed their injured vampire ally who can't drink regular blood.
Then one of them got caught in a magical trap sprung by a vampire hunter. (Splitting the party is a rough lesson)
November 16, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Tonight's VtM campaign started off with a heist!
The coterie had to steal organs from the freshly deceased to feed their injured vampire ally who can't drink regular blood.
Then one of them got caught in a magical trap sprung by a vampire hunter. (Splitting the party is a rough lesson)
The coterie had to steal organs from the freshly deceased to feed their injured vampire ally who can't drink regular blood.
Then one of them got caught in a magical trap sprung by a vampire hunter. (Splitting the party is a rough lesson)
Super pumped to take my son to his first Predator movie in theatre. 😎
I loved these movies as a kid and have seen all of em in theatres.
The original Predator is just the perfect archetypal 80s action flick. Everything about it works.
Every one liner. The violence. The CGI. The big reveal!
I loved these movies as a kid and have seen all of em in theatres.
The original Predator is just the perfect archetypal 80s action flick. Everything about it works.
Every one liner. The violence. The CGI. The big reveal!
two men in military uniforms are looking up at the sky
Alt: Jesse Ventura, "I ain't got time to bleed."
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November 15, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Super pumped to take my son to his first Predator movie in theatre. 😎
I loved these movies as a kid and have seen all of em in theatres.
The original Predator is just the perfect archetypal 80s action flick. Everything about it works.
Every one liner. The violence. The CGI. The big reveal!
I loved these movies as a kid and have seen all of em in theatres.
The original Predator is just the perfect archetypal 80s action flick. Everything about it works.
Every one liner. The violence. The CGI. The big reveal!
I know I'm late to the Cyberpunk 2077 party, but I think I enjoyed it more than Baldur's Gate 3 (and I really enjoyed BG3).
a robot is standing in front of a billboard that says " every night "
Alt: a maelstrom cyberpunk ganger
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November 14, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I know I'm late to the Cyberpunk 2077 party, but I think I enjoyed it more than Baldur's Gate 3 (and I really enjoyed BG3).
Me: writing notes for Saturday's Vampire: The Masquerade session.
My least committed player: "I think I am going to have to cancel." (again, for the third time)
Me: Discarding my notes for the character. Writing a new plan to kill their character off.
My least committed player: "I think I am going to have to cancel." (again, for the third time)
Me: Discarding my notes for the character. Writing a new plan to kill their character off.
November 13, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Me: writing notes for Saturday's Vampire: The Masquerade session.
My least committed player: "I think I am going to have to cancel." (again, for the third time)
Me: Discarding my notes for the character. Writing a new plan to kill their character off.
My least committed player: "I think I am going to have to cancel." (again, for the third time)
Me: Discarding my notes for the character. Writing a new plan to kill their character off.
When you finish a really good story and now you have emotional trauma and an existential crisis to process.
a man looking out over the ocean from a pier
Alt: george costanza looking out over the ocean from a pier
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November 12, 2025 at 6:14 AM
When you finish a really good story and now you have emotional trauma and an existential crisis to process.
Sat down with my little guy today to help him create his first adventure for D&D.
It starts in a tavern, whereby the player's friend is accidentally poisoned by some mushrooms collected for a new recipe.
The party has to go to a dungeon to find the cure.
Skeletons, zombies, giants, oh my!
It starts in a tavern, whereby the player's friend is accidentally poisoned by some mushrooms collected for a new recipe.
The party has to go to a dungeon to find the cure.
Skeletons, zombies, giants, oh my!
November 12, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Sat down with my little guy today to help him create his first adventure for D&D.
It starts in a tavern, whereby the player's friend is accidentally poisoned by some mushrooms collected for a new recipe.
The party has to go to a dungeon to find the cure.
Skeletons, zombies, giants, oh my!
It starts in a tavern, whereby the player's friend is accidentally poisoned by some mushrooms collected for a new recipe.
The party has to go to a dungeon to find the cure.
Skeletons, zombies, giants, oh my!
Me to Cyberpunk 2077: "I want robot arms and to blow shit up in an epic cyborg power fantasy"
Cyberpunk 2077: "Best I can do is existential crisis and sadness"
Cyberpunk 2077: "Best I can do is existential crisis and sadness"
November 11, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Me to Cyberpunk 2077: "I want robot arms and to blow shit up in an epic cyborg power fantasy"
Cyberpunk 2077: "Best I can do is existential crisis and sadness"
Cyberpunk 2077: "Best I can do is existential crisis and sadness"
Idris Elba is in Cyberpunk 2077
a man in a yellow jacket is sitting on a couch with his arms in the air .
Alt: a man in a yellow jacket is sitting on a couch with his arms in the air .
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November 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Idris Elba is in Cyberpunk 2077
Fellas, marry a woman who reads books.
I gotta say, it's pretty great.
I gotta say, it's pretty great.
November 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Fellas, marry a woman who reads books.
I gotta say, it's pretty great.
I gotta say, it's pretty great.
I think I just found the theme song for my Cyberpunk Red campaign to play at the top of every session
PERFECT EXCEEDER - Mason vs Princess Superstar (Lyrics)
YouTube video by The Vibe Guide
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November 7, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I think I just found the theme song for my Cyberpunk Red campaign to play at the top of every session
Me, planning out epic villains for my D&D and VtM campaigns, knowing they will likely get crushed by the players:
if you can't savor the villains losing you've lost the spark of beauty and ingenuity that makes life worth living
November 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Me, planning out epic villains for my D&D and VtM campaigns, knowing they will likely get crushed by the players:
Our very special Halloween session of Vampire featured the players tracking down a necromancer.
They all had allied ghosts riding along in their heads, giving them the ability to use auspex temporarily.
One combatant had her face ripped off. Sheesh! (She lived).
Good times.
They all had allied ghosts riding along in their heads, giving them the ability to use auspex temporarily.
One combatant had her face ripped off. Sheesh! (She lived).
Good times.
November 2, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Our very special Halloween session of Vampire featured the players tracking down a necromancer.
They all had allied ghosts riding along in their heads, giving them the ability to use auspex temporarily.
One combatant had her face ripped off. Sheesh! (She lived).
Good times.
They all had allied ghosts riding along in their heads, giving them the ability to use auspex temporarily.
One combatant had her face ripped off. Sheesh! (She lived).
Good times.
Press-on fangs? check.
Cloak? Check.
My wife helping me applying my vampire makeup? check.
Cocktails in blood bags? check.
*Me, accidentally rubbing my eyes and they burn so bad we gotta pause the VtM session so I can wash my eyes* check.
Cloak? Check.
My wife helping me applying my vampire makeup? check.
Cocktails in blood bags? check.
*Me, accidentally rubbing my eyes and they burn so bad we gotta pause the VtM session so I can wash my eyes* check.
two men are standing next to each other in a room .
Alt: eye wash station
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November 2, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Press-on fangs? check.
Cloak? Check.
My wife helping me applying my vampire makeup? check.
Cocktails in blood bags? check.
*Me, accidentally rubbing my eyes and they burn so bad we gotta pause the VtM session so I can wash my eyes* check.
Cloak? Check.
My wife helping me applying my vampire makeup? check.
Cocktails in blood bags? check.
*Me, accidentally rubbing my eyes and they burn so bad we gotta pause the VtM session so I can wash my eyes* check.
1/9 Let's talk Vampire the Masquerade & Sinners
DM's, How far do you push your players?
FD Signifier's latest video essay about Sinners has me revisiting some story and NPC choices I made in my VtM campaign that still reverberate, & given me more to think about.
DM's, How far do you push your players?
FD Signifier's latest video essay about Sinners has me revisiting some story and NPC choices I made in my VtM campaign that still reverberate, & given me more to think about.
The Hidden Truth Behind Sinners
YouTube video by F.D Signifier
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October 31, 2025 at 7:28 PM
1/9 Let's talk Vampire the Masquerade & Sinners
DM's, How far do you push your players?
FD Signifier's latest video essay about Sinners has me revisiting some story and NPC choices I made in my VtM campaign that still reverberate, & given me more to think about.
DM's, How far do you push your players?
FD Signifier's latest video essay about Sinners has me revisiting some story and NPC choices I made in my VtM campaign that still reverberate, & given me more to think about.