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@tikkikki.bsky.social
I've been told I'm all the drama and none of the fun.
Often thwarted by autocorrect thinking it knows best and my lack of proofreading.
Catchphrase: I don’t know what that is.
Bluesky’s OG Iowa Hawkeyes fan. Your Hawkeye Fairy Godmother™️, if you will.
Often thwarted by autocorrect thinking it knows best and my lack of proofreading.
Catchphrase: I don’t know what that is.
Bluesky’s OG Iowa Hawkeyes fan. Your Hawkeye Fairy Godmother™️, if you will.
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Sir, I don’t know you. Please do not come up to me to complain about the price of your taco. I have no control over the prices here as my name is neither Taco, nor John. Can’t you see I’m busying myself on my phone while I wait for my food? Leave me be.
IN HEAVEN THERE IS NO BEER
November 14, 2025 at 3:20 AM
IN HEAVEN THERE IS NO BEER
My daughter is beautiful.
November 14, 2025 at 2:34 AM
My daughter is beautiful.
Wake up babes! There’s a new British competition show called “Game of Wool: Britain’s Best Knitter” and it’s hosted by Tom Daley.
November 12, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Wake up babes! There’s a new British competition show called “Game of Wool: Britain’s Best Knitter” and it’s hosted by Tom Daley.
I feel like this is a bad sign but I can’t remember.
November 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I feel like this is a bad sign but I can’t remember.
Watching the Celebrity Traitors players watch the last round table is killing me. Their reaction is the same as mine was. I still can’t believe it went down like that.
November 11, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Watching the Celebrity Traitors players watch the last round table is killing me. Their reaction is the same as mine was. I still can’t believe it went down like that.
Last night when I went to bed I saw a flash of something run through my front yard, turned out to be a fox. It was in front of the living room window so I went out there to watch it…that’s when I saw Greyson was sitting out there. I ran to the door to yell at the fox and Greyson just sat there.
November 11, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Last night when I went to bed I saw a flash of something run through my front yard, turned out to be a fox. It was in front of the living room window so I went out there to watch it…that’s when I saw Greyson was sitting out there. I ran to the door to yell at the fox and Greyson just sat there.
I can’t stop laughing at the end of Celebrity Traitors. I’m dying at the winner.
November 11, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I can’t stop laughing at the end of Celebrity Traitors. I’m dying at the winner.
I am once again be held hostage in my bed when it’s time to go to work. What’s to be done?
November 10, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I am once again be held hostage in my bed when it’s time to go to work. What’s to be done?
IN HEAVEN THERE IS NO BEER
November 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
IN HEAVEN THERE IS NO BEER
I really like Emely Rodriguez.
November 9, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I really like Emely Rodriguez.
I love that the fans gave Molly Davis a standing ovation!
November 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I love that the fans gave Molly Davis a standing ovation!
WHAT CHEER
November 9, 2025 at 3:22 PM
WHAT CHEER
ITS SNOWING!!
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
ITS SNOWING!!
They need to rename Iowa City Deer City. I have seen so many deer in town this weekend. And they love running in front of me. Like the one last night after the game and the one that jumped the like eight foot high fence at City High to do it this morning.
November 9, 2025 at 2:34 PM
They need to rename Iowa City Deer City. I have seen so many deer in town this weekend. And they love running in front of me. Like the one last night after the game and the one that jumped the like eight foot high fence at City High to do it this morning.
It’s 28 degrees. I really hope the beer in my car didn’t freeze and explode in the back seat.
November 9, 2025 at 12:46 PM
It’s 28 degrees. I really hope the beer in my car didn’t freeze and explode in the back seat.
Last night couple hours after the game while leaving the parking ramp we come around a corner a a guy looks like he’s doing a bad news wall sit. As we look closer, his pants are around his knees and he appears to be peeing against the wall. We’re talking dick between the legs peeing against the wall
November 9, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Last night couple hours after the game while leaving the parking ramp we come around a corner a a guy looks like he’s doing a bad news wall sit. As we look closer, his pants are around his knees and he appears to be peeing against the wall. We’re talking dick between the legs peeing against the wall
It is midnight and after we get home from eating I’m going to bed.
November 9, 2025 at 2:32 AM
It is midnight and after we get home from eating I’m going to bed.
This is the Old Capital, Matt Leinart, NOT the Pentacrest. The Pentacrest consists of five buildings, of which Old Cap is one. Fucking moron.
(MacLean, Schaefer, Macbride and (quickly googles because I can’t ever remember the fifth fucker) Jessup (!, you old so and so))
(MacLean, Schaefer, Macbride and (quickly googles because I can’t ever remember the fifth fucker) Jessup (!, you old so and so))
November 8, 2025 at 2:37 PM
This is the Old Capital, Matt Leinart, NOT the Pentacrest. The Pentacrest consists of five buildings, of which Old Cap is one. Fucking moron.
(MacLean, Schaefer, Macbride and (quickly googles because I can’t ever remember the fifth fucker) Jessup (!, you old so and so))
(MacLean, Schaefer, Macbride and (quickly googles because I can’t ever remember the fifth fucker) Jessup (!, you old so and so))
This song will never not remind of freshman year at The Union dancing up against the wall with “vest guy” as my friends and I called him.
November 8, 2025 at 2:24 PM
This song will never not remind of freshman year at The Union dancing up against the wall with “vest guy” as my friends and I called him.
If the weather stayed like this today it will be perfect football weather but NOOOOOOOOO, it has to rain.
November 8, 2025 at 2:20 PM
If the weather stayed like this today it will be perfect football weather but NOOOOOOOOO, it has to rain.
I’m worried I didn’t bring warm enough clothes.
November 8, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I’m worried I didn’t bring warm enough clothes.
IN HEAVEN THERE IS NO BEER
November 8, 2025 at 1:55 AM
IN HEAVEN THERE IS NO BEER
Herky, I love you but I ain’t doin’ no wave.
November 8, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Herky, I love you but I ain’t doin’ no wave.
And the exodus begins at the 6.49 timeout.
November 8, 2025 at 1:36 AM
And the exodus begins at the 6.49 timeout.
I wanna pet that dog.
November 8, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I wanna pet that dog.