throwback to when i played wind waker during an extra life stream and passed out cold on my desk. i sailed in a straight line for 15 more minutes, missing everything, before hitting the world border

i was sort of curious why ‘bong’ showed up so prominently and it’s solely because of this post from nine months ago where i transcribed the breaking bad remix song

extra bong bitch

happy birthday, rex! thanks for being you! 🫡

i love the art institute with my entire soul but sometimes you just gotta go stare at nighthawks

listen to me. listen to me right now. if you don't know what this tweet means, just close your device. don't look anything up. go for a walk. return in a week. if you don't listen to me, your life will be ruined and i can't be held accountable

immediately clocking this as the diversey driving range mini golf course got me another star on my personal chicago flag