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Republican Governor Candidate Proposes Female Undocumented Immigrants Can Stay If They Marry “Incels”
2paragraphs.com/2025/04/repu...
April 19, 2025 at 5:54 PM
White House Says It Has Tech That Can 'Manipulate Time and Space'
www.newsweek.com/white-house-...
April 18, 2025 at 7:08 PM
RFK Jr. Touted as 'Unfit' After Rant About Lack of Autism in 'Older People': 'He Cannot Be This Stupid'
www.latintimes.com/rfk-jr-toute...
April 18, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Republican allowed into El Salvador prison, as Democrat denied access
www.newsweek.com/republican-r...
April 17, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Republicans consider increasing taxes on the rich
thehill.com/homenews/hou...
April 17, 2025 at 7:01 PM
X Is Ditching DMs Hours After as News of Musk Messaging Women About Impregnating Them Breaks
www.latintimes.com/x-ditching-d...
April 17, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Bride late to her own wedding stopped by officer after driving 105 mph in a 45
wsvn.com/news/local/f...
April 16, 2025 at 9:34 PM
RFK Jr. calls rising autism rate an ‘epidemic.’ Researchers call it a 'good sign'
www.statnews.com/2025/04/15/r...
April 16, 2025 at 8:14 PM
‘American Psycho’ Director Baffled by ‘Wall Street Bros’ Still Idolizing Patrick Bateman: They Don’t Realize the Movie Is a ‘Gay Man’s Satire on Masculinity’
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
April 16, 2025 at 5:52 PM
DeSantis says Florida Republicans ‘rotten,’ ‘colluding with Democrats’ amid Hope Florida controversy
www.wfla.com/news/florida...
April 15, 2025 at 10:33 PM
ICE Realize They Arrested Wrong Teen, Say 'Take Him Anyway'
www.newsweek.com/merwil-gutie...
April 15, 2025 at 4:45 PM
DHS told her to leave the country. She's a citizen — and an immigration attorney
www.nbcboston.com/news/local/m...
April 14, 2025 at 8:50 PM
President of El Salvador says he won't return mistakenly deported man to U.S.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
April 14, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Stephen A. Smith says he has 'no choice' but to consider a run for president
abcnews.go.com/Politics/ste...
April 14, 2025 at 2:26 AM
New Study: A Lack of Intelligence, Not Training, May Be Why People Struggle With Computers
scitechdaily.com/new-study-a-...
April 13, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Musk Mocked After 'Top Secret' Cabinet Meeting Notes Go Viral: 'They Wrote That to Make Him Feel Included'
www.latintimes.com/musk-mocked-...
April 12, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Republican Lawmaker Ridiculed for Suggesting Ditching China's 'Cheap Goods' Will Help Families: 'Kids Don't Need Toys, They Need Tariffs'
www.latintimes.com/republican-l...
April 12, 2025 at 12:55 AM
White House orders NIH to research trans 'regret' and 'detransition'
www.npr.org/sections/sho...
April 11, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Education Secretary Wants 'A1' in Classrooms as Early as Kindergarten. She Means AI
www.latintimes.com/education-se...
April 11, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Jamie Dimon says Gen Z has no reason to be depressed—as long as there’s no nuclear war they’ll have an ‘unbelievable life’
fortune.com/2025/04/10/j...
April 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM
RFK Jr. Says US Will Know Cause of Autism 'Epidemic 'by September
www.newsweek.com/rfk-jr-says-...
April 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Weezer bassist’s wife shot by L.A. cops, booked for attempted murder
ktla.com/news/local-n...
April 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Vice President of Bikers Against Child Abuse Arrested for S*x Crimes Against Children
www.wivb.com/news/crime/v...
April 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Republican senator floats using violence against journalists who report 'fake news'
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
April 9, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Mexico warns against potential U.S. drone strikes on cartels
www.spokesman.com/stories/2025...
April 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM