Lauren
@thisiscactusland.bsky.social
I’m a real adult human, with an affection for
nature, animals and soft cheeses
nature, animals and soft cheeses
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PSA for cat owners in the US: cats have been contracting H5N1 (bird flu). They are very susceptible to it and the fatality rate for cats is 67%. To avoid it:
-keep your cats indoors. They can catch it from infected birds and mice.
-do not feed them raw dairy
-do not feed them raw meat
-keep your cats indoors. They can catch it from infected birds and mice.
-do not feed them raw dairy
-do not feed them raw meat
Cats in the U.S. Are Contracting Bird Flu: What Pet Parents Need to Know
Cases in domesticated cats have risen dramatically over the past year.
pethelpful.com
December 26, 2024 at 3:20 PM
PSA for cat owners in the US: cats have been contracting H5N1 (bird flu). They are very susceptible to it and the fatality rate for cats is 67%. To avoid it:
-keep your cats indoors. They can catch it from infected birds and mice.
-do not feed them raw dairy
-do not feed them raw meat
-keep your cats indoors. They can catch it from infected birds and mice.
-do not feed them raw dairy
-do not feed them raw meat
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I like how Little Shop of Horrors stops for a second and goes “yeah I’ve got a real fuckin beef with Dentists!!” and then goes back to the plant stuff
December 5, 2024 at 4:05 PM
I like how Little Shop of Horrors stops for a second and goes “yeah I’ve got a real fuckin beef with Dentists!!” and then goes back to the plant stuff
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I recently started trying to keep plants alive and I didn't realize that eventually I'd have to punish the plants by hacking off the parts that were growing too well. What kind of sick hobby is this
December 4, 2024 at 2:12 AM
I recently started trying to keep plants alive and I didn't realize that eventually I'd have to punish the plants by hacking off the parts that were growing too well. What kind of sick hobby is this
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also please remember that if you are going to get pets as “gifts”, do your research so you know that you can take care of them !! STOP BUYING PETS FOR CHRISTMAS JUST TO ABANDON THEM OR PUT THEM IN SHELTERS TO POSSIBLY DIE. thank you 🙂↕️
December 1, 2024 at 12:42 PM
also please remember that if you are going to get pets as “gifts”, do your research so you know that you can take care of them !! STOP BUYING PETS FOR CHRISTMAS JUST TO ABANDON THEM OR PUT THEM IN SHELTERS TO POSSIBLY DIE. thank you 🙂↕️
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Controversial opinion, bring back the 3hr + movie with an intermission. This 2 parts a year apart situation. I can’t stand for it.
November 20, 2024 at 1:26 AM
Controversial opinion, bring back the 3hr + movie with an intermission. This 2 parts a year apart situation. I can’t stand for it.
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I wish eating a pomegranate wasn’t a full blown extra curricular activity. I love eating them but god who has an hour to eat one fruit?
November 19, 2024 at 2:09 AM
I wish eating a pomegranate wasn’t a full blown extra curricular activity. I love eating them but god who has an hour to eat one fruit?
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This is a great figure. For all the doom & gloom about climate inaction, we have made a big dent over the past 25 years.
What started out as 3.5-4°C increase by 2100 is now down to 2-3°C. Of course, more work is urgently needed but this is progress! We don't let up now. h/t @hausfath.bsky.social
What started out as 3.5-4°C increase by 2100 is now down to 2-3°C. Of course, more work is urgently needed but this is progress! We don't let up now. h/t @hausfath.bsky.social
November 18, 2024 at 8:48 PM
This is a great figure. For all the doom & gloom about climate inaction, we have made a big dent over the past 25 years.
What started out as 3.5-4°C increase by 2100 is now down to 2-3°C. Of course, more work is urgently needed but this is progress! We don't let up now. h/t @hausfath.bsky.social
What started out as 3.5-4°C increase by 2100 is now down to 2-3°C. Of course, more work is urgently needed but this is progress! We don't let up now. h/t @hausfath.bsky.social
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[commercial for stones] are you tired of killing 2 birds with your bare fuckin hands
November 15, 2024 at 1:52 PM
[commercial for stones] are you tired of killing 2 birds with your bare fuckin hands
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cutting up the hotdog before folding it into the mac n cheese: am i a culinary genius or just a regular genius
November 14, 2024 at 9:51 PM
cutting up the hotdog before folding it into the mac n cheese: am i a culinary genius or just a regular genius
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What an achievement vaccines are. What a monument to our love for each other it is to stare straight into the face of something as horrific and unstoppable as smallpox or measles or polio or cervical cancer and say “You know what, it doesn’t have to be like this.”
HUMANS!
HUMANS!
November 15, 2024 at 1:59 AM
What an achievement vaccines are. What a monument to our love for each other it is to stare straight into the face of something as horrific and unstoppable as smallpox or measles or polio or cervical cancer and say “You know what, it doesn’t have to be like this.”
HUMANS!
HUMANS!
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“Everybody who leaves Twitter lives in a bubble. They don’t want to interact with people who have thoughts and values that differ from their own.”
Listen buddy I’m just trying to escape the sex bots
Listen buddy I’m just trying to escape the sex bots
November 15, 2024 at 1:18 AM
“Everybody who leaves Twitter lives in a bubble. They don’t want to interact with people who have thoughts and values that differ from their own.”
Listen buddy I’m just trying to escape the sex bots
Listen buddy I’m just trying to escape the sex bots
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You're singing an entire song about Jimmy cracking corn and you expect us to believe you don't care? He's living rent-free in your head.
November 14, 2024 at 6:22 PM
You're singing an entire song about Jimmy cracking corn and you expect us to believe you don't care? He's living rent-free in your head.
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Crumbl cookies took off because the cookies were pretty and look appetizing. But realistically, them mfs dry and taste like they were baked in an EZ Bake oven with Dasani water in the batter. I’d rather pop 3 Popeyes biscuits directly into my throat in the middle of the desert.
November 14, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Crumbl cookies took off because the cookies were pretty and look appetizing. But realistically, them mfs dry and taste like they were baked in an EZ Bake oven with Dasani water in the batter. I’d rather pop 3 Popeyes biscuits directly into my throat in the middle of the desert.
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appoint me as Secretery of Keeping Watch Over These Cheese Nips
November 13, 2024 at 6:35 PM
appoint me as Secretery of Keeping Watch Over These Cheese Nips
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Good news for California—Prop 4 has passed! 🎉 This important win means crucial funding for wildfire prevention, wildlife protection, and clean drinking water for California. The Aquarium’s 40-year journey of advocating for ocean health wouldn’t be possible without our amazing supporters like you.
November 13, 2024 at 7:28 PM
Good news for California—Prop 4 has passed! 🎉 This important win means crucial funding for wildfire prevention, wildlife protection, and clean drinking water for California. The Aquarium’s 40-year journey of advocating for ocean health wouldn’t be possible without our amazing supporters like you.
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The thing that really differentiates Bluesky is that it doesn’t feel like it was designed by a bunch of people who will lose their jobs if I spend a little less time on Bluesky.
November 13, 2024 at 3:06 PM
The thing that really differentiates Bluesky is that it doesn’t feel like it was designed by a bunch of people who will lose their jobs if I spend a little less time on Bluesky.
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I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but if you sleep, eat, and workout you will feel better.
November 12, 2024 at 3:04 AM
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but if you sleep, eat, and workout you will feel better.
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We need more music where the singer says "take 'em for a walk, Artie" and then a guy with a clarinet just goes nuts for like 8 minutes
November 12, 2024 at 2:31 AM
We need more music where the singer says "take 'em for a walk, Artie" and then a guy with a clarinet just goes nuts for like 8 minutes
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consider making yourself or obtaining a grilled cheese sandwich today
all grilled cheeses are equally pleasing before god's sight, they are the angels of small joy
all grilled cheeses are equally pleasing before god's sight, they are the angels of small joy
November 11, 2024 at 8:03 PM
consider making yourself or obtaining a grilled cheese sandwich today
all grilled cheeses are equally pleasing before god's sight, they are the angels of small joy
all grilled cheeses are equally pleasing before god's sight, they are the angels of small joy
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I want to promise you all that no matter how big this site gets, I will NEVER sell out to the makers of Windex, the world’s leading brand of glass and hard-surface cleaners, known and trusted for over 50 years
November 11, 2024 at 9:38 PM
I want to promise you all that no matter how big this site gets, I will NEVER sell out to the makers of Windex, the world’s leading brand of glass and hard-surface cleaners, known and trusted for over 50 years
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i know a lot of people are like "live for spite!!!" and i 100% support that if that's what keeps you going but if it doesn't work for you you can live for a variety of reasons, including "read book that isn't out yet", "love", "step on a crunchy leaf", "look at the river", "pat a creature" etc
November 9, 2024 at 4:13 PM
i know a lot of people are like "live for spite!!!" and i 100% support that if that's what keeps you going but if it doesn't work for you you can live for a variety of reasons, including "read book that isn't out yet", "love", "step on a crunchy leaf", "look at the river", "pat a creature" etc
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If struggling to feed yourself, foodbank is king
Asian markets usually have the best prices in town for vegetables and cooking spices.
Rice and beans are your friend, and easy to flavor
Frozen are good and cheaper than fresh vegetables.
Dairy goes far nutritionally
Want Meat? Chicken.
Asian markets usually have the best prices in town for vegetables and cooking spices.
Rice and beans are your friend, and easy to flavor
Frozen are good and cheaper than fresh vegetables.
Dairy goes far nutritionally
Want Meat? Chicken.
November 9, 2024 at 10:37 PM
If struggling to feed yourself, foodbank is king
Asian markets usually have the best prices in town for vegetables and cooking spices.
Rice and beans are your friend, and easy to flavor
Frozen are good and cheaper than fresh vegetables.
Dairy goes far nutritionally
Want Meat? Chicken.
Asian markets usually have the best prices in town for vegetables and cooking spices.
Rice and beans are your friend, and easy to flavor
Frozen are good and cheaper than fresh vegetables.
Dairy goes far nutritionally
Want Meat? Chicken.
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If the world disappears and all that is left of human civilization, somehow, is this microblogging site, I would like the aliens reading this to know that a large number of us thought Cybertrucks were the dumbest shit ever
November 9, 2024 at 10:00 PM
If the world disappears and all that is left of human civilization, somehow, is this microblogging site, I would like the aliens reading this to know that a large number of us thought Cybertrucks were the dumbest shit ever