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@thexbolter.swifties.social
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living for the thrill of hitting you where it hurts
they/ he ✧.* 25 *.✧ charm city forever
king of weedlor ☆ swiftie since ‘06
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‘tis the damn season. 🩶
incase no one has told you,

you don’t need to pretend like things got easier, take pride in the fact that you prevailed.
'GROWING AROUND GRIEF' (LOIS TONKIN, 1996) An illustration of 8 circles (in 2 rows of 4) the first row of circles are all the same size, a red splotch progressively gets smaller across these circles. these read, “people think that grief slowly gets smaller with time” the second row of circles are not the same size. these circles get increasingly larger around the large red splotch, which remains the same size in this row. these read, “in reality, grief stays the same size. but slowly, life begins to grow bigger around it”
November 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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baltimorean’s first philly pretzel
A selfie of me and my partner smiling, standing infront of “The Philly Pretzel Factory”. My partner is holding two bags of pretzels and I am holding two different types of spicy mustard.
November 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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words to live by
Principal Ava Coleman from Abbott Elementary: “The key to never getting your ass beat? Knowing when someone can beat your ass.”
November 8, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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the only man I trust is this gay one
A black cat with green/ yellow eyes, loafing on top of a couch with his tongue partially out.
November 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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this is actually what maturing looks like but yall aren’t ready for that conversation
Taylor Swift in the Miss Americana netflix documentary (2020) saying “There is no such thing as a bitch” lyrics from Taylor Swift in “Honey” And the bitch was telling me to 'back off'
November 7, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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COME SENATORS AND CONGRESSMAN
PLEASE HEED THE CALL

DONT STAND IN THE DOORWAY, DONT BLOCK UP THE HALL
Lyrics from “The Times They Are A-Changin'” by Bob Dylan “And don't criticize what you can't understand Your sons and your daughters are beyond your command Your old road is rapidly aging Please get out of the new one if you can't lend your hand”
November 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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the original “explain it to me like i’m 5”
the “For Dummies” book series
November 1, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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happy month
a cat with airplane ears staring at a glass of red wine that is filled to the brim, the text reads “me now that it’s gray november and i’ve been down since july”
November 1, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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“What I’m gonna be for Halloween” pie chart it is entirely red, the key states that red represents being “high as shit”
October 31, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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i’m gonna need you to move east girl QUICKLY
Radar showing hurricane melissa, which hit land down most recently in Cuba after significantly damaging Jamaica. It is traveling north towards the east coast. She is beginning to travel north east, but not quick enough for my liking. not at all.
October 30, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Wordle 1,590 3/6

⬛⬛⬛🟩⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Copious amounts of blood splattered on walls in a room. In the corner is a table with a small box tv and a desk lamp.
October 27, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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yeah
A text from my friend “Megan Weedlor” that says, “You with a dick would be a national emergency”. this comment had me laughing to a point of tears.
October 24, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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OH CHILLS
Offred stepping forward from the handmaid circle during the particicution ceremony for Janine s1 e10. She was the first one to drop the stone in protest of stoning Janine to death. Offred leading the handmaids home from the particicution ceremony for Janine s1 e10. All of the handmaids refused to stone Janine.
October 21, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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i fear i am not lucky 😭
Red, itchy bumps on my wrist
October 21, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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all that time
I sat alone in my tower

you were just honing your
powers
Taylor “disguised” in her cleaning cart being rolled around the back stage of the eras tour Travis Kelce making friendship bracelets
October 17, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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this is huge progress for our cats who are divas and can’t stand not being only children anymore. everybody clap for pippin and mendel 🫡
a black cat and an orange cat sitting a few feet away from each other on a green couch. they are staring at the camera looking rather displeased.
October 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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quick question what is wrong with you
Black cat with his tongue hanging out
October 15, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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they support israel/ provided them with 2 million dollars, this is a statement from the walt disney company :(
The Walt Disney Company Donates To Support Humanitarian Relief Following Terrorist Attacks In Israel: “Following the deadly Hamas terrorist attacks in Israel, The Walt Disney Company is donating $2 million to organizations that are providing humanitarian relief in the region. "In the wake of the horrific terrorist attacks targeting Jews in Israel this past weekend, we must all do what we can to support the innocent people experiencing so much pain, violence, and uncertainty - particularly children," said Robert A. Iger, Chief Executive Officer, The Walt Disney Company. "We condemn these attacks, the hate that motivated them, and all acts of terrorism, and we will continue working to find more ways to provide support in the region, and to honor the victims, their families, and all those affected by this war."
October 13, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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ignore the fact I can’t arch that back for SHIT and this is so embarrassing for my digital footprint but critiques pls JFKSNF
October 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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these scare me
“The Life of a Showgirl” merch: Black basketball shorts which read “the life of” on one leg and “a showgirl” on the other in all light blue, capital block letters. Various shapes depicting parts of the showgirl photoshoot are all haphazardly all over the shorts.
October 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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THEY KEYS. THE KEYS!!!!!!
Guilty as Sin? Taylor Swift “I keep these longings locked In lowercase inside a vault”
September 30, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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I forgot to tell yall that five years ago I met my soulmate on twitter dot com and after 4 years and 9 months of long distance we’re moving in together 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
a picture of bluesky user thexbolter.swifties.social sitting in the middle of an empty apartment holding keys a picture of bluesky user thexbolter.swifties.social and their partner holding keys to their new apartment
September 25, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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if only she was in utah that wednesday
Kendall Jenner holding a Pepsi in a crowd of protestors Kendall Jenner handing a Pepsi to a police officer in line Kendall Jenner clapping because she solved world peace in the pepsi commercial
September 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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ravens logo above a bracket. bracket representing the game timeline left: “oh boy am I excited to watch my favorite team play” middle bracket: “im going to kill myself” right bracket: “nice we won” an arrow points to the middle bracket, saying “we are here”
September 14, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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BLUSHING ROLLING AROUND KICKING MY FEET
Text exchange between my parter and I regarding obtaining insurance: I asked if I needed to do anything, partner replies, “Just be amazing and cute and you”
September 13, 2025 at 4:14 PM