the weird machine
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I cuss a lot. Someone told me smart people cuss and I want to be smart so bad. Famously not a serial killer. He/Him
No chance anyone I admire is in these files Brad. Thanks though.
November 19, 2025 at 1:24 PM
No chance anyone I admire is in these files Brad. Thanks though.
My son is minorly obsessed with Metamorpho’s son Joey in the new Superman movie. If I put on any other DC cartoons or movies he immediately asks if this is “before or after Joey was born.”
October 29, 2025 at 11:14 PM
My son is minorly obsessed with Metamorpho’s son Joey in the new Superman movie. If I put on any other DC cartoons or movies he immediately asks if this is “before or after Joey was born.”
I might have a tendency to give 4 stars.
October 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I might have a tendency to give 4 stars.
No bananas. Are we all going to die?
September 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM
No bananas. Are we all going to die?
Went to some place called Katie’s that was pretty good last night. Still here until tomorrow if you want to throw one or two at me.
July 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Went to some place called Katie’s that was pretty good last night. Still here until tomorrow if you want to throw one or two at me.
There’s a rainbow under the St. Louis arch out my hotel window.
July 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM
There’s a rainbow under the St. Louis arch out my hotel window.
You KNOW I like my sudoku NASTY! Aw yeah, get fucking sick on those little bastard numbers! Oh we are fucking gross in here, nasty little sudoku fuckers.
July 13, 2025 at 10:45 PM
You KNOW I like my sudoku NASTY! Aw yeah, get fucking sick on those little bastard numbers! Oh we are fucking gross in here, nasty little sudoku fuckers.
Here’s a thread of all the really sweet lake inspired signage at the lake house my in-laws rented.
July 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Here’s a thread of all the really sweet lake inspired signage at the lake house my in-laws rented.
A childhood favorite. I’d bet the recipe has changed. It doesn’t hold up to my memories, but I still sit in the darkness and devour a bag like a nasty little goblin once a while.
July 8, 2025 at 1:33 AM
A childhood favorite. I’d bet the recipe has changed. It doesn’t hold up to my memories, but I still sit in the darkness and devour a bag like a nasty little goblin once a while.
Ah yes, Kansas’ famous deep-d’piza. Classic.
July 7, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Ah yes, Kansas’ famous deep-d’piza. Classic.
This one shut it down for like two weeks.
July 7, 2025 at 12:37 AM
This one shut it down for like two weeks.