Experience the very best of X! Which is also, coincidentally, also the very worst of X.

Okay, caught up on the replies. No longer want the boots.

AAAAHHHHH. WANT.

Also the boots.

I don't think being a billionaire precludes her from pulling shit like this; hell, she's already a plagiarist, she's just smart enough to keep her twisted game ideas to herself.

Cool! I'm about to attempt Twine myself, which is why I asked.

I hate my AuDHD brain. 😭

How about The Conserva… oh, wait.

I'm sold on the first pitch, provided that Tony Blair is one of the ghosts. And is, in fact, really a ghost.

I DONT LIKE HIM AND WISH HE WAS D…

So my part-time day job ie my stable income made me redundant this week (rude). If you'd like to support me as I attempt to go full time non stop comedy, you can buy me a coffee here: ko-fi.com/eleanormorton

False equivalence.

Nobody ever *needs* to go to Nottingham.

Also:

Tim Minchin
Bill Bailey
Rufus Hound
Al Murray
Dylan Moran
Lee Evans

I'm realising now that Susie Izzard is the only woman on that list, and I need to fix that.

Wish list:

@soozuk.bsky.social
Taylor Tomlinson
Frisky & Mannish
Kelsey Cook
Fern Brady
Rosie Jones

@vodafonegroup.bsky.social , real talk: you're lucky that I picked up the phone at all. ADHDERS FIND THIS SORT OF PHONE CALL EXTREMELY STRESSFUL. Springing a quiz on me that needs me to memorise 10 pages of legalese spoken at me rapid fire has ensured I never take one of your phone calls again. 3/3

Yes, it's exactly what it sounds like.

To confirm that I understood what I was agreeing to, I was asked questions on the contents of a 20 min phone call in which I barely spoke. If I could not answer them, they would not put the contract through. I was not pre-warned that there would be a quiz. 2/3

tHeReS a MaLe LoNlInEsS ePiDeMiC

I would have loved to see the look on the employees' faces when you walked up to the counter holding a box containing yourself.

She was never going to lead that party. Corbyn's ego wouldn't allow it.