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The War Llama
@thewarllama.bsky.social
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A future incarnation of thellamagod.bsky.social who, unlike him, is very old, tired and angr… wait. Never mind.

#AntiFascist #FreePalestine #TransRights #FuckTheTories #FuckLabour #FuckReform #FuckTheIDF #BLM #ACAB

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Don't mind me, just antagonising @misterabk.bsky.social.
Photograph of a hand holding a multimeter. In the background is a soldering station.
November 27, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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"You'll be visited by three spirits."

The three spirits:
Promotional photo of actors Juliette Danielle, Tommy Wiseau and Greg Sestero from "The Room".
November 25, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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*cough* Data tunnelling.
November 24, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Oh, are we sharing timely photos of @robbotron.bsky.social? #TheDarkRoom #AdventureX
A cropped photograph of the comedian John Robertson, in character as The Guardian for his show The Dark Room, standing in front of a screen showing a huge nuclear explosion/mushroom cloud erupting in the distance. John has long, white-blonde hair and is dressed in a black t-shirt, black leather trousers and a large set of American football shoulder pads rigged with fairy lights. He is holding a torch and, owing to a delightful happenstance, wearing an appropriate "Ooh FUUUUCK" expression.
November 22, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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@darmato.bsky.social is as wonderful a human as I imagined he would be; it was a delight to hear his #AdventureX keynote and to meet him in person. Here he is with the three-headed monkey that I was going to ask @robbotron.bsky.social to name, before remembering that he names everything "Darren".
A photograph of voice actor and food critic Dominic Armato; he is a middle-aged Caucasian male with short, dark hair and a dark beard. Dominic is wearing a dark grey suit jacket with a red t-shirt underneath, and blue jeans. He is wearing large-framed square glasses with black frames and wearing a wristwatch. He is holding up a plushie toy of a three-headed monkey.
November 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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John Hammond's latest project fails to reach the heights of his earlier career.
Photograph of a concrete wall with "Welcome to Elephant Park" professionally painted on it.
November 22, 2025 at 8:56 AM
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Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender:
A photograph of a Deadpool's Head electronic toy wearing rainbow glasses.
November 14, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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DOES SHE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Screenshot of an article headline. Underneath a photograph of actor Heather Donohoe from the movie The Blair Witch Project is the headline "What Does The Blair Witch Look Like?"
November 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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L@@K! BARGAIN! Perfect for playing Gary Glitter hits for Prince Andrew at Jimmy Savile's birthday party!
Photograph of a Vinted listing for a Rolf Harris-branded Stylophone.
November 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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By Grabthar's Hammer, I will enjoy this legendarny smak.
Photograph of a Polish packet of pretzel sticks. The packet reads "TAK POWSTAJE LEGENDARNY SMAK".
November 5, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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So it appears that Dave Bautista has undergone a Pokémon style evolution into Patrick Stewart.
A screenshot of a YouTube thumbnail, featuring Dave Bautista looking very much like Patrick Stewart.
October 30, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Okay, Character Options. You done Ainley proud. ❤️
A photograph of six action figures depicting to four incarnations of The Master from Doctor Who - the YANA/War Master as played by Derek Jacobi, Missy as played by Michelle Gomez, the Saxon Master as played by John Simm (in three versions: post-regeneration, Saxon and End of Time) and, standing in front of them all, the Tremas Master as played by Anthony Ainley - standing in front of a TARDIS disguised as a stone pillar.
October 22, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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By Grabthar's Hammer, my cat is going to hate me.
Photograph of a cat-sized Batman cowl. There are holes for the cat's ears.
October 17, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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WELL THAT'S ALRIGHT THEN
Screenshot of a BBC News headline: "Oscar Wilde's library card reissued 130 years after being revoked over gay conviction"
October 17, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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By Grabthar's Hammer, I'm rather proud of my first 3D printed repair job.

I may just leave the parts unpainted, you know. They look rather festive.
A photograph of a Character Options bronze Dalek action figure. Its eyestalk, plunger and gunstock, which were missing, have been replaced with 3D printed duplicates. The replacement parts are made from an iridescent plastic and have not yet been pained.
October 14, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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Picked up this bad boy the other day. ❤️
October 14, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME.
Photograph of a hand holding a small transparent packet bearing the label "Lubricant: Not Edible".
October 11, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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This mug is horribly impractical but I had to buy it.
A photograph of a Halloween-themed mug in the shape of Disney character Stitch peeking out of a Jack-O-Lantern.
October 8, 2025 at 7:53 AM
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October 4, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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LOOK AT HIM!
A photograph of a Hasbro Transformers Studio 86 Grimlock action figure. The figure is standing on a dark green shelf next to a replica lightsaber. The figure is in dinosaur mode (a t-rex) and has a smaller figure - a small, pink Autobot named Wheelie - in robot mode sitting on his shoulders. HE IS FUCKING GLORIOUS.
October 4, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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@thellamagod.bsky.social! LLAMA! I GOT ONE!
Photograph of a Studio 86 Grimlock figure in its box.
October 3, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Parody of a Windows BSOD screen. White text on blue background l. [inverse] THAT'S ENOUGH FUCKING INTERMET FOR TODAY [/] A fatal exception 0E has occurred at 0028:C002ADB7 in module WTAF + 15-TH15-1NC3L-H0R535H1T?!. The current reality will be terminated. * Press any key to terminate the current iteration of the universe. * Press CTRL+ALT+DEL again to apply mind bleach. You will lose any memory you have of today but the fucked up people that posted that fucked up incel shit will still exist. Press any key to continue
September 30, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Last one, I swear.
An edited screenshot of the NES game Kyoryu Sentai Zyuranger (based on the Japanese TV show of the same name, which was adapted into the first season of Mighty Morphin Power Rangers). The screenshot shows an image of Witch Bandora (Rita Repulsa) from the shoulders up, standing before a purple background. Underneath her is a black dialogue box, which reads "Supporting Reform's racist policies does not make you racist".
September 30, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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Today in "I'm an idiot", I just this moment realised that Fairy-type Pokémon are weak against Steel-type moves because they are Fae and steel contains Iron.
September 29, 2025 at 7:02 PM