The War Llama
@thewarllama.bsky.social
A future incarnation of thellamagod.bsky.social who, unlike him, is very old, tired and angr… wait. Never mind.
#AntiFascist #FreePalestine #TransRights #FuckTheTories #FuckLabour #FuckReform #FuckTheIDF #BLM #ACAB
NO MORE.
#AntiFascist #FreePalestine #TransRights #FuckTheTories #FuckLabour #FuckReform #FuckTheIDF #BLM #ACAB
NO MORE.
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Landlords whining about how lots of people hate them has become a thing just lately. I have 2 tips for landlords who are feeling aggrieved:
1. Dry your eyes on the piles of money that you have made pricing people out of the housing market.
2. Stop being a landlord.
1. Dry your eyes on the piles of money that you have made pricing people out of the housing market.
2. Stop being a landlord.
Can't wait for Farage, his bad photocopy Starmer, Badenoch et al. - who spend each week in Parliament jeering like a playground full of pubescent boys - to start making snarky comments about @zackpolanski.bsky.social's latest fundraiser video being "childish". You wait. They will.
November 28, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Can't wait for Farage, his bad photocopy Starmer, Badenoch et al. - who spend each week in Parliament jeering like a playground full of pubescent boys - to start making snarky comments about @zackpolanski.bsky.social's latest fundraiser video being "childish". You wait. They will.
Oh, this is GOOOOOOOOD.
Hope is here.
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November 28, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Oh, this is GOOOOOOOOD.
I mean this, obviously, but can we talk about how a writer with nothing better to do - because he torched his own career - is still using ChatGPT to create his weird, fetishistic "bling lesbians have no choice but to fondle one another's genitals" game instead of writing it himself?
the british press and politicians: graham linehan is just a sensible, reasonable, man being persecuted by the 'woke' simply for saying 'biology is real'.
graham linehan:
graham linehan:
November 28, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I mean this, obviously, but can we talk about how a writer with nothing better to do - because he torched his own career - is still using ChatGPT to create his weird, fetishistic "bling lesbians have no choice but to fondle one another's genitals" game instead of writing it himself?
YEAH! CHRIST WOULD NEVER HAVE ADVOCATED HELPING THE POOR AND DISABLED! FUCKIN' HIPPY VICARS, SPREADING LIES! IESUS WAS BASICALLY JEREMY CLARKSON IN SANDALS!
Kemi Badenoch says welfare spending is unchristian
Kemi Badenoch says welfare spending is unchristian
Kemi Badenoch says welfare spending is unchristian
www.thetimes.com
November 28, 2025 at 12:33 PM
YEAH! CHRIST WOULD NEVER HAVE ADVOCATED HELPING THE POOR AND DISABLED! FUCKIN' HIPPY VICARS, SPREADING LIES! IESUS WAS BASICALLY JEREMY CLARKSON IN SANDALS!
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So my part-time day job ie my stable income made me redundant this week (rude). If you'd like to support me as I attempt to go full time non stop comedy, you can buy me a coffee here: ko-fi.com/eleanormorton
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November 28, 2025 at 11:44 AM
So my part-time day job ie my stable income made me redundant this week (rude). If you'd like to support me as I attempt to go full time non stop comedy, you can buy me a coffee here: ko-fi.com/eleanormorton
Hey, @brainmage.bsky.social? Did you make "I Will Strangle a Horse" in TWINE, or something else?
November 28, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Hey, @brainmage.bsky.social? Did you make "I Will Strangle a Horse" in TWINE, or something else?
Most telling? Introducing myself with 5 celebrities I've met:
1. Peter Davison
2. Colin Baker
3. Sylvester McCoy
4. Paul McGann
5. Jodie Whittaker
Also, the fact that my AuDHD arse put them in order.
1. Peter Davison
2. Colin Baker
3. Sylvester McCoy
4. Paul McGann
5. Jodie Whittaker
Also, the fact that my AuDHD arse put them in order.
November 28, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Most telling? Introducing myself with 5 celebrities I've met:
1. Peter Davison
2. Colin Baker
3. Sylvester McCoy
4. Paul McGann
5. Jodie Whittaker
Also, the fact that my AuDHD arse put them in order.
1. Peter Davison
2. Colin Baker
3. Sylvester McCoy
4. Paul McGann
5. Jodie Whittaker
Also, the fact that my AuDHD arse put them in order.
Even more interesting, I think, is introducing yourself with 5 concerts you wish you could have seen, which in my case would be:
Queen
Guns N' Roses¹
Tenacious D²
Led Zeppelin³
Taylor Swift⁴
1. Use Your Illusion tour
2. Any tour before Jack's bullshit
3. Around the release of III
4. Eras tour
Queen
Guns N' Roses¹
Tenacious D²
Led Zeppelin³
Taylor Swift⁴
1. Use Your Illusion tour
2. Any tour before Jack's bullshit
3. Around the release of III
4. Eras tour
November 28, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Even more interesting, I think, is introducing yourself with 5 concerts you wish you could have seen, which in my case would be:
Queen
Guns N' Roses¹
Tenacious D²
Led Zeppelin³
Taylor Swift⁴
1. Use Your Illusion tour
2. Any tour before Jack's bullshit
3. Around the release of III
4. Eras tour
Queen
Guns N' Roses¹
Tenacious D²
Led Zeppelin³
Taylor Swift⁴
1. Use Your Illusion tour
2. Any tour before Jack's bullshit
3. Around the release of III
4. Eras tour
Jonathan Coulton
Weird Al Yankovic
Ozzfest
Alice Cooper
Motörhead
They are, in fact, the only 5 concerts I've been to, and the last 2 were not to my taste.
More telling are 5 comedians I've seen live:
Billy Connolly
Ed Byrne
Richard Herring
Susie Izzard
John Robertson
Weird Al Yankovic
Ozzfest
Alice Cooper
Motörhead
They are, in fact, the only 5 concerts I've been to, and the last 2 were not to my taste.
More telling are 5 comedians I've seen live:
Billy Connolly
Ed Byrne
Richard Herring
Susie Izzard
John Robertson
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen
They Might Be Giants
Loudon Wainwright III
The Tiger Lillies
The Pixies
Bob Dylan
They Might Be Giants
Loudon Wainwright III
The Tiger Lillies
The Pixies
Bob Dylan
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen.
S Club 7 Junior
Westlife
Steps
Ronan Keating
S Club 7 (Senior)
S Club 7 Junior
Westlife
Steps
Ronan Keating
S Club 7 (Senior)
November 28, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Jonathan Coulton
Weird Al Yankovic
Ozzfest
Alice Cooper
Motörhead
They are, in fact, the only 5 concerts I've been to, and the last 2 were not to my taste.
More telling are 5 comedians I've seen live:
Billy Connolly
Ed Byrne
Richard Herring
Susie Izzard
John Robertson
Weird Al Yankovic
Ozzfest
Alice Cooper
Motörhead
They are, in fact, the only 5 concerts I've been to, and the last 2 were not to my taste.
More telling are 5 comedians I've seen live:
Billy Connolly
Ed Byrne
Richard Herring
Susie Izzard
John Robertson
So who wants to hear about my latest ADHD nightmare?
Got called by @vodafonegroup.bsky.social's retentions dept yesterday to negotiate the renewal of my contract. Once we'd agreed on something, I got read pages of legal documentation and asked if I agreed.
I THEN GOT A POP QUIZ ON SAID DOCS. 1/3
Got called by @vodafonegroup.bsky.social's retentions dept yesterday to negotiate the renewal of my contract. Once we'd agreed on something, I got read pages of legal documentation and asked if I agreed.
I THEN GOT A POP QUIZ ON SAID DOCS. 1/3
November 28, 2025 at 6:53 AM
So who wants to hear about my latest ADHD nightmare?
Got called by @vodafonegroup.bsky.social's retentions dept yesterday to negotiate the renewal of my contract. Once we'd agreed on something, I got read pages of legal documentation and asked if I agreed.
I THEN GOT A POP QUIZ ON SAID DOCS. 1/3
Got called by @vodafonegroup.bsky.social's retentions dept yesterday to negotiate the renewal of my contract. Once we'd agreed on something, I got read pages of legal documentation and asked if I agreed.
I THEN GOT A POP QUIZ ON SAID DOCS. 1/3
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But if a petty useless middle manager can’t dangle the threat of instant dismissal in front of their employees they just get sad, shrivel up and die. Apparently this is a bad thing.
November 27, 2025 at 8:49 PM
But if a petty useless middle manager can’t dangle the threat of instant dismissal in front of their employees they just get sad, shrivel up and die. Apparently this is a bad thing.
"Ministers now plan to introduce the right after six months instead, after business groups voiced concerns it would discourage firms from hiring."
Don't be ridiculous. Firms literally need employees to run. What the fuck are CEOs going to do? The work themselves? 🤣
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Don't be ridiculous. Firms literally need employees to run. What the fuck are CEOs going to do? The work themselves? 🤣
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Labour ditches day-one protection from unfair dismissal in U-turn - BBC News
The right will now be introduced after six months, in a breach of Labour's election manifesto.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 27, 2025 at 7:22 PM
"Ministers now plan to introduce the right after six months instead, after business groups voiced concerns it would discourage firms from hiring."
Don't be ridiculous. Firms literally need employees to run. What the fuck are CEOs going to do? The work themselves? 🤣
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Don't be ridiculous. Firms literally need employees to run. What the fuck are CEOs going to do? The work themselves? 🤣
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Don't mind me, just antagonising @misterabk.bsky.social.
November 27, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Don't mind me, just antagonising @misterabk.bsky.social.
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The Left Bible
Zack Polanski nails the reality: the gap between a millionaire and a billionaire isn’t “a bit more money” - it’s a completely different universe.
This is why taxing extreme wealth matters. 👏
Zack Polanski nails the reality: the gap between a millionaire and a billionaire isn’t “a bit more money” - it’s a completely different universe.
This is why taxing extreme wealth matters. 👏
November 27, 2025 at 8:43 AM
The Left Bible
Zack Polanski nails the reality: the gap between a millionaire and a billionaire isn’t “a bit more money” - it’s a completely different universe.
This is why taxing extreme wealth matters. 👏
Zack Polanski nails the reality: the gap between a millionaire and a billionaire isn’t “a bit more money” - it’s a completely different universe.
This is why taxing extreme wealth matters. 👏
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Felt like this when mortgage payments went up a few years ago - yes, it's horrible to now be paying an extra £200 a month, but that's been happening to renters year on year and there were no sadface articles on that, just "market forces" and "nobody has a right to live in a city"
This house tax pretending is making me more insane than usual because as a renter I’ve had to move every 1-3 years just as standard because rents always rise. And no one cares. House owners get a tiny fraction of that precarity and suddenly it’s the worst thing that’s ever happened
November 27, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Felt like this when mortgage payments went up a few years ago - yes, it's horrible to now be paying an extra £200 a month, but that's been happening to renters year on year and there were no sadface articles on that, just "market forces" and "nobody has a right to live in a city"
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November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 1:03 PM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
Fucking HELL, he's going to be insufferable after this.
Wait. He was insufferable before.
Wait. He was insufferable before.
Graham Linehan cleared of harassment but guilty of criminal damage to trans activist's phone
Graham Linehan cleared of harassment but guilty of criminal damage to trans activist's phone
Father Ted creator Graham Linehan has been found guilty of criminal damage to the phone of a trans activist but not guilty of harassment.
news.sky.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Fucking HELL, he's going to be insufferable after this.
Wait. He was insufferable before.
Wait. He was insufferable before.
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Looks like somebody remembers what happened to Brian Thompson.
Good. I hope he's shitting himself. This arsehole has a *base* salary of $1.6 million dollars.
Good. I hope he's shitting himself. This arsehole has a *base* salary of $1.6 million dollars.
In the running for "Overreaction of the Year Award," CEO Brian Niccol has barricaded his office to avoid striking baristas getting anywhere near him.
No matter. We'll be waiting right out front when you're ready to talk, Brian!
No matter. We'll be waiting right out front when you're ready to talk, Brian!
November 25, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Looks like somebody remembers what happened to Brian Thompson.
Good. I hope he's shitting himself. This arsehole has a *base* salary of $1.6 million dollars.
Good. I hope he's shitting himself. This arsehole has a *base* salary of $1.6 million dollars.
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.
November 24, 2025 at 11:38 AM
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.
"For the love of God, and all that is Holy, MY ANUS IS BLEEDING, CHARLIE BROWN!"
“The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed;
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair, Charlie Brown!”
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair, Charlie Brown!”
I'm Funny How? I Mean Funny Like I'm A Clown, I Amuse You? I Make You Laugh, I'm Here To Fuckin' Amuse You? What Do You Mean Funny, Funny How, Charlie Brown?
November 24, 2025 at 11:35 AM
"For the love of God, and all that is Holy, MY ANUS IS BLEEDING, CHARLIE BROWN!"
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Do you want to hear me read the opening chapter from my upcoming fantasy adventure novel This Is Where The Future Bleeds, then talk nonsense? YOU CAN!
# 240- Mike Brooks (@mikebrooks668.bsky.social) joins Ben and Nico to showcase the opening to his new book and talk about writing! Listen here:
pod.link/1524142040/e...
Mike Brooks appears this Friday @waterstones.bsky.social in Nottingham:
www.waterstones.com/events/franc...
#author #interview
pod.link/1524142040/e...
Mike Brooks appears this Friday @waterstones.bsky.social in Nottingham:
www.waterstones.com/events/franc...
#author #interview
November 24, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Do you want to hear me read the opening chapter from my upcoming fantasy adventure novel This Is Where The Future Bleeds, then talk nonsense? YOU CAN!