The Fyrd 📎
@theselectfyrd.bsky.social
Sword fodder to the elite since 679
Actually more like Paul Calf
November 29, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Actually more like Paul Calf
I get tones of Alan Partridge
November 29, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I get tones of Alan Partridge
If you have pint and a packet in each hand, Aye
November 28, 2025 at 7:06 PM
If you have pint and a packet in each hand, Aye
Have to say that it sounds like the kind of thing Roger would do
November 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Have to say that it sounds like the kind of thing Roger would do
Cut down on the nuts if you're doing hard jobs SquiggEl
November 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Cut down on the nuts if you're doing hard jobs SquiggEl
Never!
We're renaming as Trumpton
We're renaming as Trumpton
November 28, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Never!
We're renaming as Trumpton
We're renaming as Trumpton
That's been obsolete since the introduction of The Wűlferhampton Arithmetic Tokeniser
November 28, 2025 at 2:08 PM
That's been obsolete since the introduction of The Wűlferhampton Arithmetic Tokeniser
Hope it's one of those snorkel hooded ones!
November 28, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Hope it's one of those snorkel hooded ones!
Does this mean you will have to wear something on top of your string vest?
November 28, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Does this mean you will have to wear something on top of your string vest?
You make the place sound very Trumpian!
November 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
You make the place sound very Trumpian!
What's your safe word then Rob? 😂😂
November 28, 2025 at 10:21 AM
What's your safe word then Rob? 😂😂
Don't forget to dd the disks and optionally take a hammer to them
November 28, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Don't forget to dd the disks and optionally take a hammer to them
TBF, this is not so much about computers themselves as it is about letting people who have no business programming or designing systems anywhere near a computer
November 28, 2025 at 8:40 AM
TBF, this is not so much about computers themselves as it is about letting people who have no business programming or designing systems anywhere near a computer
He's definitely deviant
November 28, 2025 at 8:33 AM
He's definitely deviant
There's worse back stops
Now, time to walk the dawgs
Now, time to walk the dawgs
November 28, 2025 at 8:29 AM
There's worse back stops
Now, time to walk the dawgs
Now, time to walk the dawgs
Good Morning Your Taterness
November 28, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Good Morning Your Taterness
Can be a good philosophy
November 28, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Can be a good philosophy
Always best - that way you're covered for when the coffer maker is broken
November 28, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Always best - that way you're covered for when the coffer maker is broken