Sarah Boyle
@thesarahboyle.bsky.social
Writer/editor, educator, maker, Scoop, JoCo cruiser, invertebrate paparazzo (follow me in spring if you like pictures of bees!)
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I can't take myself seriously in makeup, so when I get home I always take it off one side at a time and make goofy faces at myself in the mirror.
December 9, 2025 at 6:24 AM
I can't take myself seriously in makeup, so when I get home I always take it off one side at a time and make goofy faces at myself in the mirror.
Usually when you don't have a reservation for a dinner show, they stick you at the bar or by the bathrooms. This table feels like a lot of pressure.
December 9, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Usually when you don't have a reservation for a dinner show, they stick you at the bar or by the bathrooms. This table feels like a lot of pressure.
And the "helpers" at the self checkout drive me up the wall because they don't understand half the troubleshooting tricks you can use, and they don't listen at all, and they'll push buttons while you're trying to do something. Let me type in the damn SKU manually!
December 7, 2025 at 9:51 PM
And the "helpers" at the self checkout drive me up the wall because they don't understand half the troubleshooting tricks you can use, and they don't listen at all, and they'll push buttons while you're trying to do something. Let me type in the damn SKU manually!
Okay fine but just the tube, not the terrible job I did putting it on my face.
December 7, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Okay fine but just the tube, not the terrible job I did putting it on my face.
He's just so happy I'm back from errands.
December 2, 2025 at 11:29 PM
He's just so happy I'm back from errands.
Doing my part to hasten the end of the spendable penny.
December 2, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Doing my part to hasten the end of the spendable penny.
@heyscoops.bsky.social I think I found a crossover product for @jacobtheaudioguy.bsky.social and @thefamouspaul.bsky.social 's interests.
December 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
@heyscoops.bsky.social I think I found a crossover product for @jacobtheaudioguy.bsky.social and @thefamouspaul.bsky.social 's interests.
How about this one? $1100 on discount.
December 2, 2025 at 5:52 PM
How about this one? $1100 on discount.
This is delicious, but dealing with those flaps required several napkins.
November 29, 2025 at 10:35 PM
This is delicious, but dealing with those flaps required several napkins.
Getting ready for a private showing of the new remake of Running Man
November 28, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Getting ready for a private showing of the new remake of Running Man
The desert sky says trans rights
November 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
The desert sky says trans rights
He gets so plushy in autumn.
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
He gets so plushy in autumn.
My latest addition arrived yesterday and I wasn't sure it'd be here in time - it's meant to be a keyboard and mouse mat, but it fits nicely on the dash. The radroach has been my driving buddy for a while now.
November 12, 2025 at 10:43 PM
My latest addition arrived yesterday and I wasn't sure it'd be here in time - it's meant to be a keyboard and mouse mat, but it fits nicely on the dash. The radroach has been my driving buddy for a while now.
I fumbled a brand new tin of Altoids in my car and was dreading the mess, but apparently I failed successfully.
November 11, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I fumbled a brand new tin of Altoids in my car and was dreading the mess, but apparently I failed successfully.
If we run out of paper sticks for the cotton candy, someone can take the spider home.
November 1, 2025 at 2:08 AM
If we run out of paper sticks for the cotton candy, someone can take the spider home.
Every year we have two "competing" tables out at Halloween: fresh cotton candy, and my best attempt at beating cotton candy. Most kids get both - the sticker selection keeps them busy if we're behind on spinning.
October 31, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Every year we have two "competing" tables out at Halloween: fresh cotton candy, and my best attempt at beating cotton candy. Most kids get both - the sticker selection keeps them busy if we're behind on spinning.
I grabbed up the bags in the hall to put them back in the car and didn't realize that's not all I grabbed.
October 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I grabbed up the bags in the hall to put them back in the car and didn't realize that's not all I grabbed.
Have you ever chosen NOT to buy a souvenir and then thought about it for years and years? Sometimes online shops can come to your rescue.
October 17, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Have you ever chosen NOT to buy a souvenir and then thought about it for years and years? Sometimes online shops can come to your rescue.
It's just me, accosting strangers who happen to be near me on the trail, shouting "Come and look at these amazing invertebrates!"
October 13, 2025 at 11:27 PM
It's just me, accosting strangers who happen to be near me on the trail, shouting "Come and look at these amazing invertebrates!"
One more session after this to do some background color behind it, but the main part of my jackrabbit tattoo is done.
October 8, 2025 at 3:06 AM
One more session after this to do some background color behind it, but the main part of my jackrabbit tattoo is done.
I cannot tell if this company is making these "products for dog lovers" with a wink or if I just spend too much time on the internet.
October 7, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I cannot tell if this company is making these "products for dog lovers" with a wink or if I just spend too much time on the internet.
Speakeasy culture is so ubiquitous in Vegas that they built one inside the IKEA. They don't actually serve drinks, but the bar is still sticky?
October 4, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Speakeasy culture is so ubiquitous in Vegas that they built one inside the IKEA. They don't actually serve drinks, but the bar is still sticky?
Tonight a casino staff member challenged my presence in a women's bathroom. She was standing behind me. I was wearing jeans and part of a shark onesie. What?
September 28, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Tonight a casino staff member challenged my presence in a women's bathroom. She was standing behind me. I was wearing jeans and part of a shark onesie. What?
I am wandering around ScoopFest showing people my wieners.
(These are the infamous 89¢ Aldi hot dogs)
@heyscoops.bsky.social
(These are the infamous 89¢ Aldi hot dogs)
@heyscoops.bsky.social
September 27, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I am wandering around ScoopFest showing people my wieners.
(These are the infamous 89¢ Aldi hot dogs)
@heyscoops.bsky.social
(These are the infamous 89¢ Aldi hot dogs)
@heyscoops.bsky.social