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thesammon!
@thesammon.com
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⛰️ Bernese mountain dog ⛰️
furry • NSFW • no minors 🔞
Not an artist
My art posts: #art #fatfur #hyper #tf

30s • taken • Colorado • perpetually burned out

https://www.thesammon.com
a.k.a. @samfoxhill.com
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Large hyena girl with an equally large axe blocks your path. Wyd?

Many thanks to @buppy.art for doing this Patreon request for me <3 Perfect way to end #Gnollvember

#furry #art #furryart #fat #fatfur #bbw
A fat and rather bottom-heavy anthropomorphic hyena girl dressed as a D&D-esque barbarian holds a greataxe with one hand while giving a sultry look to the viewer.
November 29, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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I was reminded last night of the time I nearly spun my car at 100+ mph during a driver education event. It definitely got the adrenaline going haha.
November 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Perfect weather earlier today at Red Rocks with @foil.wolfbear.club @shiromoot.bsky.social @chubs.bsky.social
Photo taken from the top of Red Rocks Amphitheater in Colorado around noon. The sky is mostly clear and sunny, allowing great visibility of the greater Denver metropolitan area in the distance.
November 24, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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Who needs a couch? I have comfy cushions wherever I go for both myself and my friends =3

🎨 by @deonwolf.bsky.social, featuring @theshadowyshadow.bsky.social

#furry #art #furryart #hyper #breasts #bulge #nsfw
An anthropomorphic Bernese mountain dog with an ass large enough to fill a loveseat rests on top of breasts as large in diameter as she is tall, while an anthropomorphic hyena with nuts large enough that they would reach the ground were he standing sits on the floor while using their cleavage as a backrest. The two of them are holding video game controllers and have animated expressions on their faces, clearly caught up in a tight competition.
November 19, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Max found the sun square.
Photo of a white and brown dachshund mix lying on top of blankets on a couch in the exact spot where sun is shining. His eyes are squinting because the sun is in his face.
November 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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I'm opening my mouth, can you pls insert the food now?

I've been sitting on this one for a little while, but I think now is a good time to post it since it's #Gnollvember <3

🎨 by @smokeybigbear.bsky.social, featuring @yinfang.bsky.social('s hands)

#furry #art #furryart #fat #fatfur #blob #maw
"Blob face icon" featuring a hyena baring his teeth and salivating while hand-paws from an otherwise-unseen person press up on the hyena's corpulent cheeks.
November 9, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Honey is cozy...
November 8, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Throwback to the time I drove a sports car on summer tires through Wyoming in February. Would not recommend.
November 7, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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mmmm V8
November 7, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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6 months later, I drove it back to Colorado, but I blew the head gaskets 20 miles from my destination :(

Kept it for a year until I sold it to a homeless person who abandoned it at a grocery store because the battery died, and the tow company called ME because my name was on the title still
November 7, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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November 7, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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Really got my money's worth out of these brake pads, huh?
November 6, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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"Hey Sam, drink this vial." "What's in it?" "Doesn't matter, just drink it." Cut to a minute later:

Someone might get the idea that I *want* @mesidoomstalker.bsky.social's experiments to have TF side effects...

🎨 by kamiduzaurus

#furry #art #furryart #fat #fatfur #macro #tf #transformation
A skyscraper-sized, kaiju-esque anthropomorphic gator is sprawled out on his back in a park with a dazed expression on his face. On top of his belly, a smaller - but still several-stories tall - anthropomorphic dinosaur sits with a smug expression on his face. Near the gator's hand is a tiny, empty flask, implying that he had consumed some kind of experimental potion.
November 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Shiny...
November 3, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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It's lunch time.

Amazing portrait by @roobin.bsky.social <3

#furry #art #furryart #vore
Portrait of an anthropomorphic Bernese mountain dog whose throat is bulging out considerably upon swallowing something quite large. He is licking his lips while looking at the viewer as if they are his next snack, and saliva is dripping off of his tongue.
October 30, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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I have now decorated the RX-8 appropriately.
Photo of a license plate frame. The top of the frame has Japan the kanji あなたはかわいいですね which translates to English as "you are cute." The bottom of the frame features cute anthropomorphized illustrations of boba tea, dogs, and a trash bin. Photo of the Doritos logo as a window sticker applied to a car.
October 23, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Anyone wanna watch a movie? I've got a screen riiiiight here. Just make sure to bring lots of popcorn (for me).

🎨 by @wazplm52.bsky.social

#furry #art #furryart #fat #fatfur #belly #scaly
A very fat anthropomorphic alligator lounges on his side with his head propped up on his hand while a projector casts the movie Bolt onto his exposed white belly.
October 18, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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This is my general state of being lately
October 15, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Ummm can I please get a little help here? I can't seem to, uhh, reach my computer...

🎨 by @baroncroc.bsky.social

#furry #art #furryart #fat #fatfur #belly #blob
An extremely obese anthropomorphic Bernese mountain dog has a concerned look on his face as he tries but fails to reach out for his laptop, which is resting atop a pillow that is itself resting on top of his corpulent belly. He simply appears to be too fat for his arms to wrap around his chest and reach the computer.
October 15, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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I got a free replacement hood for my car. Neat.
Photo of a grey hood from a Mazda RX8 in the trunk of an SUV.
October 15, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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I want to strangle the engineer who put this screw for the blower motor directly behind the frame that holds the entire dashboard in my 1998 Range Rover.
Photo of an HVAC blower motor in a "P38" Range Rover with a Philips-head screw circled. The screw is located next to a metal frame with very little clearance, preventing the usage of any tools aside from a low-profile right-angle screwdriver.
October 14, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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I continue to make the best most reliable automotive purchases /s

In my defense, Spicy Nacho is the best flavor of Doritos
Photo of a red "series 2" Mazda RX-8 R3 with minor hail damage parked against the curb of a residential neighborhood. Photo of a Mazda RX-8 R3 with both passenger-side doors open, showing a set of wheels in the back seats resting against the back of the front Recaro bucket seats.
October 9, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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I do not recommend driving over 900 miles on less than 5 hours of sleep. Not fun.
October 4, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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also I just dug up this 2011 picture from @cappuccino.hyper.wang (you're welcome for the old art reminder >:3) featuring @aetheriapraxis.bsky.social, still super cute all these years later
October 1, 2025 at 7:05 AM