JLaw, not Trisolaran
@thesamedevice.bsky.social
unshapely body/Steely Dan t-shirt
Unit: one (1) human
💛🤍💜🖤/fiasco enjoyer/#LFGM/Yacht Rock snob/watch Sneakers (1992)/wooder ice and shorti enthusiast/science fiction lover/Tikkun Olamnik [complimentary]/shitposter/Jeopardy bronze medalist/fuck scolds
Unit: one (1) human
💛🤍💜🖤/fiasco enjoyer/#LFGM/Yacht Rock snob/watch Sneakers (1992)/wooder ice and shorti enthusiast/science fiction lover/Tikkun Olamnik [complimentary]/shitposter/Jeopardy bronze medalist/fuck scolds
dude I don't know if you know this but they're selling fake Labubu weed vapes and the teens are snapping them up and I am being absolutely 100% serious.
I don't know if this helps us at all in determining if we're in hell
I don't know if this helps us at all in determining if we're in hell
November 24, 2025 at 1:23 AM
dude I don't know if you know this but they're selling fake Labubu weed vapes and the teens are snapping them up and I am being absolutely 100% serious.
I don't know if this helps us at all in determining if we're in hell
I don't know if this helps us at all in determining if we're in hell
I hate it, too. They do make HD switches so you can plug in quite a few (I assume you know this)
Pardon my dust.
Pardon my dust.
November 23, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I hate it, too. They do make HD switches so you can plug in quite a few (I assume you know this)
Pardon my dust.
Pardon my dust.
The sheer number of times I have repurposed this joke with slightly different language is... not a countable number rn
November 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
The sheer number of times I have repurposed this joke with slightly different language is... not a countable number rn
My husband, when he was little, thought that the s/f thing was because "in olden times, people couldn't say f because they had no teeth"
I have gotten entirely too much mileage from this revelation.
Also, relevant achewood
I have gotten entirely too much mileage from this revelation.
Also, relevant achewood
November 18, 2025 at 2:25 PM
My husband, when he was little, thought that the s/f thing was because "in olden times, people couldn't say f because they had no teeth"
I have gotten entirely too much mileage from this revelation.
Also, relevant achewood
I have gotten entirely too much mileage from this revelation.
Also, relevant achewood
Hi, leftist jew here. Long time. Always have been. Ask me about why I quit my longtime job teaching at a day school.
This is fucking horseshit gatekeeping. Stop it. It's not praxis.
This is fucking horseshit gatekeeping. Stop it. It's not praxis.
November 17, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Hi, leftist jew here. Long time. Always have been. Ask me about why I quit my longtime job teaching at a day school.
This is fucking horseshit gatekeeping. Stop it. It's not praxis.
This is fucking horseshit gatekeeping. Stop it. It's not praxis.
What, no... uh... unspecified sort of frog?
October 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
What, no... uh... unspecified sort of frog?
buncha those fuckin' cube-ass Macs getting awfully uppity when they could just as easily not suck shit
October 6, 2025 at 10:17 PM
buncha those fuckin' cube-ass Macs getting awfully uppity when they could just as easily not suck shit
Ohhhh I understand now. You're nine years old and from 1996.
September 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Ohhhh I understand now. You're nine years old and from 1996.
Huh. Patterns are interesting.
September 14, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Huh. Patterns are interesting.
Hm. Hard to tell his very transparent beliefs
September 12, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Hm. Hard to tell his very transparent beliefs
I don't use Israel at all. I have nothing the fuck to do with Israel. Neither do a ton of Jewish people who apparently aren't good or bad enough for you.
And you did.
And you did.
September 12, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I don't use Israel at all. I have nothing the fuck to do with Israel. Neither do a ton of Jewish people who apparently aren't good or bad enough for you.
And you did.
And you did.
It is not lost on me that Trump entered a more national consciousness (ie beyond NY, more Robin Leach shit) concurrently with the arrival of the Presto Hot Topper™️ heated spray butter dispenser
I mean it might mean nothing but it definitely means something
I mean it might mean nothing but it definitely means something
September 7, 2025 at 2:11 AM
It is not lost on me that Trump entered a more national consciousness (ie beyond NY, more Robin Leach shit) concurrently with the arrival of the Presto Hot Topper™️ heated spray butter dispenser
I mean it might mean nothing but it definitely means something
I mean it might mean nothing but it definitely means something
Everything is normal
September 2, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Everything is normal
Also I'm thinking of the Beautiful Mount Airy Lodge vis a vis champagne pools
August 30, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Also I'm thinking of the Beautiful Mount Airy Lodge vis a vis champagne pools
Um well this is awkward
August 23, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Um well this is awkward
Bro why are you gross. You don't deserve eyes
August 18, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Bro why are you gross. You don't deserve eyes
Approximately how many Black people would you like dead
August 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Approximately how many Black people would you like dead
Behold my previous district in PA (thankfully fixed) - the infamous "Goofy kicking Donald" that was actually drawn to include a fucking parking lot
August 6, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Behold my previous district in PA (thankfully fixed) - the infamous "Goofy kicking Donald" that was actually drawn to include a fucking parking lot
Definitely not this guy
July 31, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Definitely not this guy
bootleg Vince Carter over here is praying that his* dunk lands
*a server farm's
*a server farm's
July 31, 2025 at 8:52 PM
bootleg Vince Carter over here is praying that his* dunk lands
*a server farm's
*a server farm's
I mean not inaccurate
July 30, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I mean not inaccurate
the Zoomers have unfortunately already managed to fuck this up
July 23, 2025 at 4:41 PM
the Zoomers have unfortunately already managed to fuck this up
holy shit yessss
we didn't even spring for the authentic cool Bugs/Taz shirts - bootleg was the way that I ended up with, uh, this
we didn't even spring for the authentic cool Bugs/Taz shirts - bootleg was the way that I ended up with, uh, this
July 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM
holy shit yessss
we didn't even spring for the authentic cool Bugs/Taz shirts - bootleg was the way that I ended up with, uh, this
we didn't even spring for the authentic cool Bugs/Taz shirts - bootleg was the way that I ended up with, uh, this