JLaw, not Trisolaran
@thesamedevice.bsky.social
unshapely body/Steely Dan t-shirt
Unit: one (1) human
💛🤍💜🖤/fiasco enjoyer/#LFGM/Yacht Rock snob/watch Sneakers (1992)/wooder ice and shorti enthusiast/science fiction lover/Tikkun Olamnik [complimentary]/shitposter/Jeopardy bronze medalist/fuck scolds
Unit: one (1) human
💛🤍💜🖤/fiasco enjoyer/#LFGM/Yacht Rock snob/watch Sneakers (1992)/wooder ice and shorti enthusiast/science fiction lover/Tikkun Olamnik [complimentary]/shitposter/Jeopardy bronze medalist/fuck scolds
Pinned
FOR THE BILLIONTH TIME, STOP USING THE FUCKING R WORD. YOU ARE NOT IN EIGHTH GRADE IN 1995, AND YOU *ARE* AN ABLEIST SHIT.
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POLYPHEMUS: [texting] u up 👀
ODYSSEUS: [texting] bad time 😬
PENELOPE: Who was that?
ODYSSEUS: Uh... Nobody.
ODYSSEUS: [texting] bad time 😬
PENELOPE: Who was that?
ODYSSEUS: Uh... Nobody.
December 2, 2025 at 10:06 AM
POLYPHEMUS: [texting] u up 👀
ODYSSEUS: [texting] bad time 😬
PENELOPE: Who was that?
ODYSSEUS: Uh... Nobody.
ODYSSEUS: [texting] bad time 😬
PENELOPE: Who was that?
ODYSSEUS: Uh... Nobody.
I was so fucking lucky to read Arcadia in my 10th grade English class (the theme that year was "the teacher picks whatever the fuck he feels like" and he picked a winner here) - and I think I need to revisit it because of how lovely it is.
Alt text for those who need it. This is amazing.
December 2, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I was so fucking lucky to read Arcadia in my 10th grade English class (the theme that year was "the teacher picks whatever the fuck he feels like" and he picked a winner here) - and I think I need to revisit it because of how lovely it is.
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you’re 12 years old. ask jeeves just hit the market. and you can search for one thing.
December 2, 2025 at 1:42 PM
you’re 12 years old. ask jeeves just hit the market. and you can search for one thing.
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If you are a chair of a department or supervise grad students, it might be important to collaborate with your colleagues on ways to strategize when a "problem essay" comes down the pike. It's one small way of protecting each other.
December 1, 2025 at 7:29 PM
If you are a chair of a department or supervise grad students, it might be important to collaborate with your colleagues on ways to strategize when a "problem essay" comes down the pike. It's one small way of protecting each other.
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be the bitch doing something yourself that you want to see in the world
there’s a scene in the new documentary where Elizabeth Taylor is talking about the stigma of AIDS and how she got involved in the movement and it’s fucking everything
December 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
be the bitch doing something yourself that you want to see in the world
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a real tell in all of this is that the trans instructor wasn't alone in trashing this essay! a whole other person also said they agreed completely that it sucked. but as far as i can tell only the trans person is getting punished. www.oklahoman.com/story/news/e...
December 1, 2025 at 9:05 PM
a real tell in all of this is that the trans instructor wasn't alone in trashing this essay! a whole other person also said they agreed completely that it sucked. but as far as i can tell only the trans person is getting punished. www.oklahoman.com/story/news/e...
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Here's what this is actually about, dumbass
December 1, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Here's what this is actually about, dumbass
Arizona we need to talk about what the fuck is wrong with you assholes
1. Over Thanksgiving, texts from Dem. Sen Ruben Gallego leaked where he repeats far-right talking points on masculinity, lamenting that Democratic women "look like men."
Using far-right gender-panic rhetoric will not ingratiate the Democratic Party towards men.
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Using far-right gender-panic rhetoric will not ingratiate the Democratic Party towards men.
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Dem. Senator Gallego's Leaked Texts Echo Far-Right Gender Panic And Misogyny
Last week, Democratic Senator Ruben Gallego's texts leaked, where he lamented that Democratic "women look like men and men look like women."
www.erininthemorning.com
December 1, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Arizona we need to talk about what the fuck is wrong with you assholes
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decorations were so bad they tore down the building
Remember the ominous rows of red Christmas trees that Melania used to decorate the White House in 2018?
That was in the East Colonnade.
The entire East Wing is gone now.
That was in the East Colonnade.
The entire East Wing is gone now.
December 1, 2025 at 5:25 PM
decorations were so bad they tore down the building
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POV a right wing Christian sees that they have a trans college professor.
December 1, 2025 at 1:13 PM
POV a right wing Christian sees that they have a trans college professor.
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the fact that nick fuentes isn’t here but ms rachel is illustrates perfectly that groups like this don’t actually care about antisemitism at all
December 1, 2025 at 3:32 AM
the fact that nick fuentes isn’t here but ms rachel is illustrates perfectly that groups like this don’t actually care about antisemitism at all
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It’s sort of infuriating to watch liberals all of the sudden be able to identify war crimes because Trump is doing them
December 1, 2025 at 9:25 AM
It’s sort of infuriating to watch liberals all of the sudden be able to identify war crimes because Trump is doing them
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Folks, people say it about Mussolini and Hitler and the point is to say "say what you will about authoritarians but they're efficient" and no they aren't, that isn't true. It's bizarre that's a large takeaway in America.
"When things get really inefficient, then maybe fascism has a role" no. Wrong.
"When things get really inefficient, then maybe fascism has a role" no. Wrong.
Hitler didn’t make the trains run on time and it’s weird that people keep giving him credit for that
November 30, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Folks, people say it about Mussolini and Hitler and the point is to say "say what you will about authoritarians but they're efficient" and no they aren't, that isn't true. It's bizarre that's a large takeaway in America.
"When things get really inefficient, then maybe fascism has a role" no. Wrong.
"When things get really inefficient, then maybe fascism has a role" no. Wrong.
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"Don't follow illegal orders" would be more meaningful if Democrats had prosecuted literally any of the prominent war criminals of the last 30 years instead of, you know, fucking campaigning with them
November 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
"Don't follow illegal orders" would be more meaningful if Democrats had prosecuted literally any of the prominent war criminals of the last 30 years instead of, you know, fucking campaigning with them
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INDIANA JONES: [translating from sanskrit] should one lay claim to treasures rare, they must jump twice through the mid air"
double jump huh? it always has to be something
double jump huh? it always has to be something
WEEPING SON: how come indiana jones cant double jump, father
GRIEVING FATHER: we forgot how, son
GRIEVING FATHER: we forgot how, son
February 11, 2025 at 3:11 PM
INDIANA JONES: [translating from sanskrit] should one lay claim to treasures rare, they must jump twice through the mid air"
double jump huh? it always has to be something
double jump huh? it always has to be something
I love Philly because of its fury, and my dear home city because of its general sense of "nah we don't do that here"
Average folks kettled ICE
ICE still FROZEN at Centre St & Howard in lower Manhattan right now as calls continue circulating for people to join.
NYPD arriving with barricades.
NYPD arriving with barricades.
November 29, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I love Philly because of its fury, and my dear home city because of its general sense of "nah we don't do that here"
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He is just generally an alt-right, unrepentantly racist and transphobic piece of shit. He is also a genuinely bad comedian, much in the way that thin-skinned assholes often are 🤷♀️
www.gq.com/story/louis-...
www.gq.com/story/louis-...
Louis C.K. Targets Trans People and Parkland Shooting Survivors in a Leaked Set
He's still trying to make his comeback happen.
www.gq.com
November 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
He is just generally an alt-right, unrepentantly racist and transphobic piece of shit. He is also a genuinely bad comedian, much in the way that thin-skinned assholes often are 🤷♀️
www.gq.com/story/louis-...
www.gq.com/story/louis-...
unrelated question but does the Pope fly in his Pope outfit
does he own jeans or sweatpants
does the pope have a Gameboy I can borrow for a minute, this flight is boring
does he own jeans or sweatpants
does the pope have a Gameboy I can borrow for a minute, this flight is boring
Muscular Christianity.
“Wear some headphones, kid. And put your shoes back on”
“Wear some headphones, kid. And put your shoes back on”
November 29, 2025 at 12:52 PM
unrelated question but does the Pope fly in his Pope outfit
does he own jeans or sweatpants
does the pope have a Gameboy I can borrow for a minute, this flight is boring
does he own jeans or sweatpants
does the pope have a Gameboy I can borrow for a minute, this flight is boring
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as someone whose jewish ancestors who came over in the exact same wave of mass migration that stephen miller's did, my contempt for this creep is boundless
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
as someone whose jewish ancestors who came over in the exact same wave of mass migration that stephen miller's did, my contempt for this creep is boundless
It's my pinned post for a reason, folks. The r word is trash
I really think that even most people who think language policing was a huge problem over the past 5-10 years have no patience for the disgusting little freaks who have tried to bring back "retarded" as a slur. It's just so low-rent and such a tell that the person using it is not worth your time
h/t @adamwren.bsky.social
Michael Bohacek, a Republican state senator from Indiana who has a daughter with down syndrome, says he will vote against redistricting in Indiana after Trump used the word "retarded."
Michael Bohacek, a Republican state senator from Indiana who has a daughter with down syndrome, says he will vote against redistricting in Indiana after Trump used the word "retarded."
November 28, 2025 at 11:16 PM
It's my pinned post for a reason, folks. The r word is trash
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not beating the “AI art is lazy” allegations
November 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
not beating the “AI art is lazy” allegations
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To begin with today, happy 117th anniversary to this entirely reasonable cat
November 28, 2025 at 9:13 AM
To begin with today, happy 117th anniversary to this entirely reasonable cat
Why not
Steely Dan
Boz Scaggs
The B52s
Hall and Oates
Squeeze
Steely Dan
Boz Scaggs
The B52s
Hall and Oates
Squeeze
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
The Mountain Goats (too many times to count)
Neutral Milk Hotel
Alkaline Trio (5-6 times?)
Screaming Females
Chvrches
The Mountain Goats (too many times to count)
Neutral Milk Hotel
Alkaline Trio (5-6 times?)
Screaming Females
Chvrches
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen
Danger (twice)
Clark
Cosmo Sheldrake
Devotchka (twice)
Coachella 2010
Danger (twice)
Clark
Cosmo Sheldrake
Devotchka (twice)
Coachella 2010
November 28, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Why not
Steely Dan
Boz Scaggs
The B52s
Hall and Oates
Squeeze
Steely Dan
Boz Scaggs
The B52s
Hall and Oates
Squeeze
watching covid-era reaction videos where people realize holy shit Michael McDonald is like Santa Claus-level white/chonky and laughing and laughing because I was horny for Santa Michael McDonald while they merely lusted for his voice.
November 27, 2025 at 4:07 AM
watching covid-era reaction videos where people realize holy shit Michael McDonald is like Santa Claus-level white/chonky and laughing and laughing because I was horny for Santa Michael McDonald while they merely lusted for his voice.