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Hold on babe I’m building a wildly incriminating digital footprint
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I wish Warren Zevon were alive to write a song called “Busted At A McDonald’s In Altoona.”
December 10, 2024 at 2:06 AM
I wish Warren Zevon were alive to write a song called “Busted At A McDonald’s In Altoona.”
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It's a good day to be a New Jerseyan.
PRINCETON, N.J. (AP) — New Jersey Democratic Gov. Phil Murphy signed a law Monday to prohibit public and school libraries from banning books in the state and to enshrine protections against civil and criminal charges for librarians who comply with the law.
PRINCETON, N.J. (AP) — New Jersey Democratic Gov. Phil Murphy signed a law Monday to prohibit public and school libraries from banning books in the state and to enshrine protections against civil and criminal charges for librarians who comply with the law.
December 9, 2024 at 5:17 PM
It's a good day to be a New Jerseyan.
PRINCETON, N.J. (AP) — New Jersey Democratic Gov. Phil Murphy signed a law Monday to prohibit public and school libraries from banning books in the state and to enshrine protections against civil and criminal charges for librarians who comply with the law.
PRINCETON, N.J. (AP) — New Jersey Democratic Gov. Phil Murphy signed a law Monday to prohibit public and school libraries from banning books in the state and to enshrine protections against civil and criminal charges for librarians who comply with the law.
Good morning Juan Soto is a met we may be back forever
December 9, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Good morning Juan Soto is a met we may be back forever
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7:30pm ET tonight, a special collaboration with @espn to introduce Penguins vs Rangers, exclusively on ESPN+/Hulu. Tune in right before the game starts 👀
December 6, 2024 at 9:42 PM
7:30pm ET tonight, a special collaboration with @espn to introduce Penguins vs Rangers, exclusively on ESPN+/Hulu. Tune in right before the game starts 👀
I’m going to make this my entire personality
Alright man we're doing this. Carlymel Rae Jeppson's Malört your time is now gofund.me/708750a6
December 6, 2024 at 6:48 PM
I’m going to make this my entire personality
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If you make me Secretary of Transportation I'll stop pooping myself
December 4, 2024 at 8:54 PM
If you make me Secretary of Transportation I'll stop pooping myself
The job search is fully breaking me
December 4, 2024 at 5:32 PM
The job search is fully breaking me
My girlfriend is so hot and correct
December 2, 2024 at 7:27 PM
My girlfriend is so hot and correct
Not the most traditional Thanksgiving but we made do
November 29, 2024 at 3:32 PM
Not the most traditional Thanksgiving but we made do
She corn on my copia till my horn is plenty
November 28, 2024 at 5:58 PM
She corn on my copia till my horn is plenty
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this is about malort but it's good general advice
If you go in expecting to throw up, you will not survive. If you go in brave a strong with an attitude of “I’ll show you, Chicago!” you will prevail
November 21, 2024 at 6:38 PM
this is about malort but it's good general advice
Fuck Pod Save America all my homies hate Pod Save America
November 27, 2024 at 5:19 PM
Fuck Pod Save America all my homies hate Pod Save America
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But do you listen to Alice's Restaurant on Thanksgiving or are you a monster
November 24, 2024 at 1:12 PM
But do you listen to Alice's Restaurant on Thanksgiving or are you a monster
Last night we let the malort do the skeeting 💯
November 24, 2024 at 12:56 PM
Last night we let the malort do the skeeting 💯
Everything I know about Keith Lee I’ve learned against my will
November 23, 2024 at 5:18 PM
Everything I know about Keith Lee I’ve learned against my will
This is NOT a safe place for EDM Twitter users I will make fun of you!!!!!
November 23, 2024 at 1:32 AM
This is NOT a safe place for EDM Twitter users I will make fun of you!!!!!
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Perhaps it’s not the most riveting answer but Sanitation issues are a big one. Landlord issues is maybe number 2.
Your city councilperson can do a lot! Like when they were rolling out the rat bins in NYC, sometimes areas that got them came down to those who asked! Good rep + ppl speaking up matters
Your city councilperson can do a lot! Like when they were rolling out the rat bins in NYC, sometimes areas that got them came down to those who asked! Good rep + ppl speaking up matters
Which requests do you get most often that are under the purvey of other parts of state or local government? Who do you wish your constituents were talking to in addition to you?
November 21, 2024 at 7:44 PM
Perhaps it’s not the most riveting answer but Sanitation issues are a big one. Landlord issues is maybe number 2.
Your city councilperson can do a lot! Like when they were rolling out the rat bins in NYC, sometimes areas that got them came down to those who asked! Good rep + ppl speaking up matters
Your city councilperson can do a lot! Like when they were rolling out the rat bins in NYC, sometimes areas that got them came down to those who asked! Good rep + ppl speaking up matters
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Gaetz' backing out of the running for AG is a big sign that even in this new Trump era, your voice matters. When you see injustice or corruption, do not let anyone silence you. Get loud. Make noise. We won't win every battle, or even most, but you won't win any at all if you don't try.
November 21, 2024 at 6:17 PM
Gaetz' backing out of the running for AG is a big sign that even in this new Trump era, your voice matters. When you see injustice or corruption, do not let anyone silence you. Get loud. Make noise. We won't win every battle, or even most, but you won't win any at all if you don't try.
Rangers/Mets Bluesky popping off…wonder where all the packers fans are 🫣
November 21, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Rangers/Mets Bluesky popping off…wonder where all the packers fans are 🫣
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Oh God, what have I done
November 20, 2024 at 8:21 PM
Oh God, what have I done
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DIAP Austin headline were so fucking back
November 19, 2024 at 6:15 PM
DIAP Austin headline were so fucking back