JP Relph - Novella OUT NOW!
@therelphian.bsky.social
Cumbrian writer. Loves cats, tea, apocalypses and dark botany.
Noms for Pushcart, BOTN, Best Small Fics and Best Microfics, Wigleaf longlisted
Short fic collection, Know That We Held on Amazon
Website, socials and stuff: https://linktr.ee/JPRelph
Noms for Pushcart, BOTN, Best Small Fics and Best Microfics, Wigleaf longlisted
Short fic collection, Know That We Held on Amazon
Website, socials and stuff: https://linktr.ee/JPRelph
Mine is a werewolf and has been since I read this for the first time when I was 16 🐺
October 21, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Mine is a werewolf and has been since I read this for the first time when I was 16 🐺
A week ago the Void Distribution System sent this smol void my way.
Born at a riding school, Joanie settled in about twelve seconds and is loving life. Her BFF is my dementia-haunted 17yr old orange cat.
Thank you VDS - we all kinda love her 🖤
Born at a riding school, Joanie settled in about twelve seconds and is loving life. Her BFF is my dementia-haunted 17yr old orange cat.
Thank you VDS - we all kinda love her 🖤
October 20, 2025 at 11:11 AM
A week ago the Void Distribution System sent this smol void my way.
Born at a riding school, Joanie settled in about twelve seconds and is loving life. Her BFF is my dementia-haunted 17yr old orange cat.
Thank you VDS - we all kinda love her 🖤
Born at a riding school, Joanie settled in about twelve seconds and is loving life. Her BFF is my dementia-haunted 17yr old orange cat.
Thank you VDS - we all kinda love her 🖤
The time of Spook and Ghoul is ever closer - a good time therefore to creep yourself out with a bumper read of short fictions full of darkliness.
Available for less than ten English poundlets, it opens with Wigleaf longlisted piece - A Whisper of Before.
mybook.to/SickInkColle...
Available for less than ten English poundlets, it opens with Wigleaf longlisted piece - A Whisper of Before.
mybook.to/SickInkColle...
October 18, 2025 at 3:11 PM
The time of Spook and Ghoul is ever closer - a good time therefore to creep yourself out with a bumper read of short fictions full of darkliness.
Available for less than ten English poundlets, it opens with Wigleaf longlisted piece - A Whisper of Before.
mybook.to/SickInkColle...
Available for less than ten English poundlets, it opens with Wigleaf longlisted piece - A Whisper of Before.
mybook.to/SickInkColle...
Today, we received our own void baby! 🖤
Happy one year to your lovely girl 🖤
Happy one year to your lovely girl 🖤
October 13, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Today, we received our own void baby! 🖤
Happy one year to your lovely girl 🖤
Happy one year to your lovely girl 🖤
Here are universal links to my two new collections, the novella I wrote with @matgost.bsky.social which is currently only £6.50!, and the cracking anthology from @trashcatlit.bsky.social 🦝
mybook.to/SickInkColle...
mybook.to/OneForSorrow...
mybook.to/WatcherNovella mybook.to/WhatComesToL...
mybook.to/SickInkColle...
mybook.to/OneForSorrow...
mybook.to/WatcherNovella mybook.to/WhatComesToL...
October 1, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Here are universal links to my two new collections, the novella I wrote with @matgost.bsky.social which is currently only £6.50!, and the cracking anthology from @trashcatlit.bsky.social 🦝
mybook.to/SickInkColle...
mybook.to/OneForSorrow...
mybook.to/WatcherNovella mybook.to/WhatComesToL...
mybook.to/SickInkColle...
mybook.to/OneForSorrow...
mybook.to/WatcherNovella mybook.to/WhatComesToL...
@matgost.bsky.social has curated an incredible collection of quiet horror - I'm still blown away to be part of it with my short, Rockabye.
Stunning cover by Eric W. Brenner, don't miss out on this one - preorder for spooky season 🖤
mybook.to/SilentScream...
Stunning cover by Eric W. Brenner, don't miss out on this one - preorder for spooky season 🖤
mybook.to/SilentScream...
September 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
@matgost.bsky.social has curated an incredible collection of quiet horror - I'm still blown away to be part of it with my short, Rockabye.
Stunning cover by Eric W. Brenner, don't miss out on this one - preorder for spooky season 🖤
mybook.to/SilentScream...
Stunning cover by Eric W. Brenner, don't miss out on this one - preorder for spooky season 🖤
mybook.to/SilentScream...
My collection of 38 flash & short fiction, One for Sorrow is available to buy on the 'Zon.
Includes published works from: @underbellypress.bsky.social @nffr.bsky.social @retreatwest.bsky.social @crankedanvil.bsky.social @loftbooks.bsky.social @frazzledlit.bsky.social @thebrokenspine.co.uk and more!
Includes published works from: @underbellypress.bsky.social @nffr.bsky.social @retreatwest.bsky.social @crankedanvil.bsky.social @loftbooks.bsky.social @frazzledlit.bsky.social @thebrokenspine.co.uk and more!
August 26, 2025 at 1:40 PM
My collection of 38 flash & short fiction, One for Sorrow is available to buy on the 'Zon.
Includes published works from: @underbellypress.bsky.social @nffr.bsky.social @retreatwest.bsky.social @crankedanvil.bsky.social @loftbooks.bsky.social @frazzledlit.bsky.social @thebrokenspine.co.uk and more!
Includes published works from: @underbellypress.bsky.social @nffr.bsky.social @retreatwest.bsky.social @crankedanvil.bsky.social @loftbooks.bsky.social @frazzledlit.bsky.social @thebrokenspine.co.uk and more!
My collection of 27 dark flash and short fiction, Sick Ink is now available to buy on the 'Zon. Includes published works from:
@molotovlitzine.bsky.social @alienbuddhapress.bsky.social @quillandcrow.com @frazzledlit.bsky.social @urbanpigspress.bsky.social @darkwinterlitmag.bsky.social and more...
@molotovlitzine.bsky.social @alienbuddhapress.bsky.social @quillandcrow.com @frazzledlit.bsky.social @urbanpigspress.bsky.social @darkwinterlitmag.bsky.social and more...
August 26, 2025 at 1:35 PM
My collection of 27 dark flash and short fiction, Sick Ink is now available to buy on the 'Zon. Includes published works from:
@molotovlitzine.bsky.social @alienbuddhapress.bsky.social @quillandcrow.com @frazzledlit.bsky.social @urbanpigspress.bsky.social @darkwinterlitmag.bsky.social and more...
@molotovlitzine.bsky.social @alienbuddhapress.bsky.social @quillandcrow.com @frazzledlit.bsky.social @urbanpigspress.bsky.social @darkwinterlitmag.bsky.social and more...
THEY ARE LIVE! 💛🖤
My two new collections of flash and short fiction are now available to buy on the 'Zon.
One for Sorrow: amazon.co.uk/dp/B0FNC9GRZZ
Sick Ink:
amazon.co.uk/dp/B0FNKZZVH8
It's my birthday in a week so, you know, shameless...
My two new collections of flash and short fiction are now available to buy on the 'Zon.
One for Sorrow: amazon.co.uk/dp/B0FNC9GRZZ
Sick Ink:
amazon.co.uk/dp/B0FNKZZVH8
It's my birthday in a week so, you know, shameless...
August 24, 2025 at 9:11 AM
THEY ARE LIVE! 💛🖤
My two new collections of flash and short fiction are now available to buy on the 'Zon.
One for Sorrow: amazon.co.uk/dp/B0FNC9GRZZ
Sick Ink:
amazon.co.uk/dp/B0FNKZZVH8
It's my birthday in a week so, you know, shameless...
My two new collections of flash and short fiction are now available to buy on the 'Zon.
One for Sorrow: amazon.co.uk/dp/B0FNC9GRZZ
Sick Ink:
amazon.co.uk/dp/B0FNKZZVH8
It's my birthday in a week so, you know, shameless...
It's my birthday very soon so I'm shamelessly releasing my two collections in time 😀Four years of short fic writing is crammed into these two books of my published work. I'll have links to them soon, on the 'Zon, and hope you'll give one - or both - a looksee 🖤
August 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM
It's my birthday very soon so I'm shamelessly releasing my two collections in time 😀Four years of short fic writing is crammed into these two books of my published work. I'll have links to them soon, on the 'Zon, and hope you'll give one - or both - a looksee 🖤
Dickhead is much the same
August 17, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Dickhead is much the same
Apparently she’s perfectly comfortable 😝🤍
July 23, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Apparently she’s perfectly comfortable 😝🤍
What a weekend @flashficfestuk.bsky.social. So glad I decided to go. I will crash out for a week now - but that's a payoff I'll happily live with.
I got to meet and be surrounded by the best flash writers as well as do incredible workshops. So much positive energy and inspiration 😀
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I got to meet and be surrounded by the best flash writers as well as do incredible workshops. So much positive energy and inspiration 😀
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July 21, 2025 at 5:34 PM
What a weekend @flashficfestuk.bsky.social. So glad I decided to go. I will crash out for a week now - but that's a payoff I'll happily live with.
I got to meet and be surrounded by the best flash writers as well as do incredible workshops. So much positive energy and inspiration 😀
1/4
I got to meet and be surrounded by the best flash writers as well as do incredible workshops. So much positive energy and inspiration 😀
1/4
The feets must be cleaned with a certain level of violence 🤍
June 24, 2025 at 11:01 AM
The feets must be cleaned with a certain level of violence 🤍
Oh, I’ll be fine 😀
June 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Oh, I’ll be fine 😀
Here she is - the second of my upcoming short fiction collections. This is the darker sister, the one with a maniacal laugh and way too many teeth.
Huge thanks to @matgost.bsky.social and @sjtownend.bsky.social for their amazing blurbs.
I'm excited to unleash this one 🖤
Huge thanks to @matgost.bsky.social and @sjtownend.bsky.social for their amazing blurbs.
I'm excited to unleash this one 🖤
June 11, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Here she is - the second of my upcoming short fiction collections. This is the darker sister, the one with a maniacal laugh and way too many teeth.
Huge thanks to @matgost.bsky.social and @sjtownend.bsky.social for their amazing blurbs.
I'm excited to unleash this one 🖤
Huge thanks to @matgost.bsky.social and @sjtownend.bsky.social for their amazing blurbs.
I'm excited to unleash this one 🖤
This is one of TWO collections I am publishing this year! One for Sorrow takes the reader on a journey forward and back between the extremes of human truth. Seeking connection. Sorrow and joy. Dark and light. Life and death.
June 9, 2025 at 1:17 PM
This is one of TWO collections I am publishing this year! One for Sorrow takes the reader on a journey forward and back between the extremes of human truth. Seeking connection. Sorrow and joy. Dark and light. Life and death.
This is Mary pretending to have no interest whatsoever in the plant (it’s fake) 🤍
May 19, 2025 at 8:30 AM
This is Mary pretending to have no interest whatsoever in the plant (it’s fake) 🤍
“I will represent Void in any legal proceedings”
May 3, 2025 at 7:59 PM
“I will represent Void in any legal proceedings”
So yeah, coffee ice-cream 😬
April 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
So yeah, coffee ice-cream 😬
Crawling into your inboxes tomorrow like pubic lice, Slacks is back with the plague that gripped the village's nethers for long, terrible weeks.
After this, the blog goes fortnightly - to give him, and you, a nice long time for showers and hot cocoas.
benettonslacks.substack.com
After this, the blog goes fortnightly - to give him, and you, a nice long time for showers and hot cocoas.
benettonslacks.substack.com
April 18, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Crawling into your inboxes tomorrow like pubic lice, Slacks is back with the plague that gripped the village's nethers for long, terrible weeks.
After this, the blog goes fortnightly - to give him, and you, a nice long time for showers and hot cocoas.
benettonslacks.substack.com
After this, the blog goes fortnightly - to give him, and you, a nice long time for showers and hot cocoas.
benettonslacks.substack.com
In a world where nothing is certain and indeed everything's uncertain, one man risks all exposing terrible, intimate things in his reportage of village life.
It's Part Four of a four part series.
Which means it's the last one. Heeeeere's Nutjob benettonslacks.substack.com/p/when-you-c...
It's Part Four of a four part series.
Which means it's the last one. Heeeeere's Nutjob benettonslacks.substack.com/p/when-you-c...
April 13, 2025 at 8:55 AM
In a world where nothing is certain and indeed everything's uncertain, one man risks all exposing terrible, intimate things in his reportage of village life.
It's Part Four of a four part series.
Which means it's the last one. Heeeeere's Nutjob benettonslacks.substack.com/p/when-you-c...
It's Part Four of a four part series.
Which means it's the last one. Heeeeere's Nutjob benettonslacks.substack.com/p/when-you-c...
It's almost the weekend AGAIN!
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That means more from Benetton Slacks and the weirdest, filthiest village in all the lands. Like, everywhere.
Meet two more of the newspaper staff in this two-day Slackstraveganza 😀
Then SUBSCRIBE for weekendly wonders
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April 11, 2025 at 8:55 AM
It's almost the weekend AGAIN!
That means more from Benetton Slacks and the weirdest, filthiest village in all the lands. Like, everywhere.
Meet two more of the newspaper staff in this two-day Slackstraveganza 😀
Then SUBSCRIBE for weekendly wonders
benettonslacks.substack.com
That means more from Benetton Slacks and the weirdest, filthiest village in all the lands. Like, everywhere.
Meet two more of the newspaper staff in this two-day Slackstraveganza 😀
Then SUBSCRIBE for weekendly wonders
benettonslacks.substack.com