Squirt Cobain
@therealmrtrees.edm.blue
Twitch streams, shitposts, and fishflops
Tell Skip she’s the cutiest patootie now or else
March 29, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Tell Skip she’s the cutiest patootie now or else
This is Skip and she is my precious angel that will never do anything wrong
March 26, 2025 at 3:16 PM
This is Skip and she is my precious angel that will never do anything wrong
Sneaking into an event you don’t have a ticket for is clown energy
March 22, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Sneaking into an event you don’t have a ticket for is clown energy
I’m making French toast for the breakfast bar tomorrow because I’m a fucking simp
March 20, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I’m making French toast for the breakfast bar tomorrow because I’m a fucking simp
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The difficulties of finding a dispensary with good CBD dominant flower that isn’t insanely priced
March 17, 2025 at 5:30 PM
The difficulties of finding a dispensary with good CBD dominant flower that isn’t insanely priced
I call her metapod cause she make me harden
March 16, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I call her metapod cause she make me harden
Imagine just going on a run in one night at the barcade
March 15, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Imagine just going on a run in one night at the barcade
Post the last photo of your pet
Gordo ft Lyla begging for food
Gordo ft Lyla begging for food
March 14, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Post the last photo of your pet
Gordo ft Lyla begging for food
Gordo ft Lyla begging for food
Idk what the chain across the nose is called but uhhh…yeah that’s pretty cool
March 10, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Idk what the chain across the nose is called but uhhh…yeah that’s pretty cool
I always talk about going to get a little fun tattoo but I never do it and I need friends that are just like “let’s go RIGHT NOW I know a place”
March 10, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I always talk about going to get a little fun tattoo but I never do it and I need friends that are just like “let’s go RIGHT NOW I know a place”
Man i am a haaaater today, I need to get off work
March 9, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Man i am a haaaater today, I need to get off work
You’ll never catch me saying I was too hot for anyone. I know everybody I’ve dated was settling on my goofy lookin ass
March 9, 2025 at 3:35 PM
You’ll never catch me saying I was too hot for anyone. I know everybody I’ve dated was settling on my goofy lookin ass
Uncrustables are mid
March 8, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Uncrustables are mid
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The thing about me is; if it comes in blue, I’ll take it in blue
March 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The thing about me is; if it comes in blue, I’ll take it in blue
I love seeing my old videos of me vibing and singing along at a show because I used to be so much more carefree before I learned about the true horrors of adult life, but fuck do I look rough most of the time lol
March 8, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I love seeing my old videos of me vibing and singing along at a show because I used to be so much more carefree before I learned about the true horrors of adult life, but fuck do I look rough most of the time lol
Everyone in my house can’t stop singing Pink Pony Club
March 8, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Everyone in my house can’t stop singing Pink Pony Club
Sending them Baulders Gate reels you don’t understand because you’re taking an interest in their interests
March 7, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Sending them Baulders Gate reels you don’t understand because you’re taking an interest in their interests
Time for a stream, come say hi! Twitch.tv/therealmrtrees
March 7, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Time for a stream, come say hi! Twitch.tv/therealmrtrees
My least favorite part of any set is when they want to “slow things down for a little bit”
March 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
My least favorite part of any set is when they want to “slow things down for a little bit”
Weed is a gateway drug. Gateway to breakfast
March 7, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Weed is a gateway drug. Gateway to breakfast
Those friendships where you’re not even very close but you have a funny inside joke that you treasure
March 7, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Those friendships where you’re not even very close but you have a funny inside joke that you treasure
Ever have those dreams that make you relive horrible experiences?
March 6, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Ever have those dreams that make you relive horrible experiences?
The only part of my early 20s I miss is being able to pull an all nighter and still function for an 8 hour shift. My body will no longer stay awake all night*
March 6, 2025 at 12:50 AM
The only part of my early 20s I miss is being able to pull an all nighter and still function for an 8 hour shift. My body will no longer stay awake all night*