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In Display Of Sincerity, Marjorie Taylor Greene Offers To Give Back A Dalmatian
December 8, 2025 at 5:14 PM
In Display Of Sincerity, Marjorie Taylor Greene Offers To Give Back A Dalmatian
Netflix Issues Update Reminder To Terms & Conditions:
"𝙒𝙚 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚"
"𝙒𝙚 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚"
December 7, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Netflix Issues Update Reminder To Terms & Conditions:
"𝙒𝙚 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚"
"𝙒𝙚 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚"
FIFA Peace Prize Appears On eBay
December 6, 2025 at 12:51 AM
FIFA Peace Prize Appears On eBay
[Updated to correct error-19:37 EST]
An Earlier Version Of This Article Incorrectly Reported That The President Was Awarded "The FIFA Get A Piece Prize." It Should Have Read "FIFA Peace Prize"
An Earlier Version Of This Article Incorrectly Reported That The President Was Awarded "The FIFA Get A Piece Prize." It Should Have Read "FIFA Peace Prize"
December 5, 2025 at 11:39 PM
[Updated to correct error-19:37 EST]
An Earlier Version Of This Article Incorrectly Reported That The President Was Awarded "The FIFA Get A Piece Prize." It Should Have Read "FIFA Peace Prize"
An Earlier Version Of This Article Incorrectly Reported That The President Was Awarded "The FIFA Get A Piece Prize." It Should Have Read "FIFA Peace Prize"
Trump Fires Ballroom Architect
After Refusal To Design A Breaking Torture Wheel For Jesters Who Refuse To Do Those Funny Immigrant Voices
After Refusal To Design A Breaking Torture Wheel For Jesters Who Refuse To Do Those Funny Immigrant Voices
December 4, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Trump Fires Ballroom Architect
After Refusal To Design A Breaking Torture Wheel For Jesters Who Refuse To Do Those Funny Immigrant Voices
After Refusal To Design A Breaking Torture Wheel For Jesters Who Refuse To Do Those Funny Immigrant Voices
Stressed Out Christmas Shopper Can't Find Car. Blames Fog Of War.
December 3, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Stressed Out Christmas Shopper Can't Find Car. Blames Fog Of War.
President Follows Through
On Promise To Drain The Swamp:
𝙇𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙉𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣'𝙨 𝘾𝙧𝙞𝙢𝙚 𝙍𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝘽𝙮 𝙋𝙖𝙧𝙙𝙤𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙀𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙫𝙞𝙘𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙊𝙛 𝙁𝙞𝙣𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙞𝙖𝙡 𝘾𝙧𝙞𝙢𝙚𝙨 𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝘾𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙪𝙥𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣
On Promise To Drain The Swamp:
𝙇𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙉𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣'𝙨 𝘾𝙧𝙞𝙢𝙚 𝙍𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝘽𝙮 𝙋𝙖𝙧𝙙𝙤𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙀𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙫𝙞𝙘𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙊𝙛 𝙁𝙞𝙣𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙞𝙖𝙡 𝘾𝙧𝙞𝙢𝙚𝙨 𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝘾𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙪𝙥𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣
December 3, 2025 at 5:12 AM
President Follows Through
On Promise To Drain The Swamp:
𝙇𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙉𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣'𝙨 𝘾𝙧𝙞𝙢𝙚 𝙍𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝘽𝙮 𝙋𝙖𝙧𝙙𝙤𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙀𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙫𝙞𝙘𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙊𝙛 𝙁𝙞𝙣𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙞𝙖𝙡 𝘾𝙧𝙞𝙢𝙚𝙨 𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝘾𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙪𝙥𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣
On Promise To Drain The Swamp:
𝙇𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙉𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣'𝙨 𝘾𝙧𝙞𝙢𝙚 𝙍𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝘽𝙮 𝙋𝙖𝙧𝙙𝙤𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙀𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙫𝙞𝙘𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙊𝙛 𝙁𝙞𝙣𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙞𝙖𝙡 𝘾𝙧𝙞𝙢𝙚𝙨 𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝘾𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙪𝙥𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣
Lana Del Rey's Career Being Destroyed By Happiness
-Long time manager expresses concern
-Long time manager expresses concern
December 2, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Lana Del Rey's Career Being Destroyed By Happiness
-Long time manager expresses concern
-Long time manager expresses concern
Black Friday And Cyber Monday Are Over. A Weary Nation Saves Shareholder Value.
December 2, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Black Friday And Cyber Monday Are Over. A Weary Nation Saves Shareholder Value.
Whistle Factory Manufactured Faulty Product For Years. No One Was Able To Come Forward.
November 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Whistle Factory Manufactured Faulty Product For Years. No One Was Able To Come Forward.
Ittler Family Unsure Of Origin Of Unusual Family Name "Dad says grandpa changed it when he came over from Germany"
November 29, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Ittler Family Unsure Of Origin Of Unusual Family Name "Dad says grandpa changed it when he came over from Germany"
US Tops Trump's List Of Oil Rich Nations With Human Rights Violations That Need Military Takeover
November 29, 2025 at 8:45 PM
US Tops Trump's List Of Oil Rich Nations With Human Rights Violations That Need Military Takeover
Woman Realizes Adorable Rescue Is A Coyote Pup After It Orders Dynamite Detonator Off The Internet
November 29, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Woman Realizes Adorable Rescue Is A Coyote Pup After It Orders Dynamite Detonator Off The Internet
Man Breaks Shower Disassociation With Random Thought. Has No Idea What RSVP Stands For.
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Man Breaks Shower Disassociation With Random Thought. Has No Idea What RSVP Stands For.
President Exits Bathroom After Eating Vegetable For First Time
November 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
President Exits Bathroom After Eating Vegetable For First Time
Local Family Celebrates Airline Notification That Thanksgiving Flight's Been Cancelled
November 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Local Family Celebrates Airline Notification That Thanksgiving Flight's Been Cancelled
Secretary OF War Pete Hegseth Holds A Bottle Of Bourbon In The Wrong Direction
November 26, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Secretary OF War Pete Hegseth Holds A Bottle Of Bourbon In The Wrong Direction
Incensed Hiker Shares Photo Of Matador Challenging Bison In A National Park.
"𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙙 𝙤𝙛 𝙧𝙚𝙘𝙠𝙡𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝙗𝙚𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙞𝙤𝙧 𝙝𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙥. 𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙙 '𝙣𝙤 𝙤𝙛𝙛 𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙡 𝙗𝙞𝙨𝙤𝙣𝙛𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜' 𝙨𝙞𝙜𝙣𝙨. 𝘾𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙨𝙚 𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙖𝙙𝙤𝙧𝙨 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙?"
"𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙙 𝙤𝙛 𝙧𝙚𝙘𝙠𝙡𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝙗𝙚𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙞𝙤𝙧 𝙝𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙥. 𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙙 '𝙣𝙤 𝙤𝙛𝙛 𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙡 𝙗𝙞𝙨𝙤𝙣𝙛𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜' 𝙨𝙞𝙜𝙣𝙨. 𝘾𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙨𝙚 𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙖𝙙𝙤𝙧𝙨 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙?"
November 25, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Incensed Hiker Shares Photo Of Matador Challenging Bison In A National Park.
"𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙙 𝙤𝙛 𝙧𝙚𝙘𝙠𝙡𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝙗𝙚𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙞𝙤𝙧 𝙝𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙥. 𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙙 '𝙣𝙤 𝙤𝙛𝙛 𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙡 𝙗𝙞𝙨𝙤𝙣𝙛𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜' 𝙨𝙞𝙜𝙣𝙨. 𝘾𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙨𝙚 𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙖𝙙𝙤𝙧𝙨 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙?"
"𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙙 𝙤𝙛 𝙧𝙚𝙘𝙠𝙡𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝙗𝙚𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙞𝙤𝙧 𝙝𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙥. 𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙙 '𝙣𝙤 𝙤𝙛𝙛 𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙡 𝙗𝙞𝙨𝙤𝙣𝙛𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜' 𝙨𝙞𝙜𝙣𝙨. 𝘾𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙨𝙚 𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙖𝙙𝙤𝙧𝙨 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙?"
Disney Rush Producing New Muppets Movie For The Holidays
November 24, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Disney Rush Producing New Muppets Movie For The Holidays
Police Inform Woman That The Calls Are Coming From Upstairs. She's Horrified To Find Out She Still Pays For A Landline.
November 24, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Police Inform Woman That The Calls Are Coming From Upstairs. She's Horrified To Find Out She Still Pays For A Landline.
Banks To Place 10 Day Business Hold On Trump Tariff Rebate Checks "Just To Be Sure"
November 22, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Banks To Place 10 Day Business Hold On Trump Tariff Rebate Checks "Just To Be Sure"
Teen Executes 23 Point Turn On Tight Street
November 21, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Teen Executes 23 Point Turn On Tight Street
Lowly Worm Dies In Crash When Doctors Unable To Get Near Vehicle
November 20, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Lowly Worm Dies In Crash When Doctors Unable To Get Near Vehicle