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" 𝐈 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭."
November 28, 2025 at 4:31 PM
" 𝐈 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭."
Reposted by ᴊᴏɴ ᴅᴀᴠɪᴇs
" 𝐈 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐚𝐰 𝐢𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 . "
November 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
" 𝐈 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐚𝐰 𝐢𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 . "
Reposted by ᴊᴏɴ ᴅᴀᴠɪᴇs
" 𝐈 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐟𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐈 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐭 . "
November 27, 2025 at 12:53 AM
" 𝐈 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐟𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐈 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐭 . "
Reposted by ᴊᴏɴ ᴅᴀᴠɪᴇs
" 𝐈 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐫 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 . "
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 AM
" 𝐈 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐫 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 . "
Reposted by ᴊᴏɴ ᴅᴀᴠɪᴇs
" 𝐀𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 ? "
November 27, 2025 at 5:47 AM
" 𝐀𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 ? "
Reposted by ᴊᴏɴ ᴅᴀᴠɪᴇs
" 𝐈 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐞 ."
November 27, 2025 at 5:18 AM
" 𝐈 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐞 ."
Reposted by ᴊᴏɴ ᴅᴀᴠɪᴇs
" 𝐈 𝐰𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐫𝐮𝐧 , 𝐈 𝐰𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐝𝐞 . 𝐈'𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐞𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐝 . "
August 28, 2025 at 7:52 AM
" 𝐈 𝐰𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐫𝐮𝐧 , 𝐈 𝐰𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐝𝐞 . 𝐈'𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐞𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐝 . "
Reposted by ᴊᴏɴ ᴅᴀᴠɪᴇs
"𝐖𝐞'𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐩. 𝐈 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐞."
August 31, 2025 at 12:22 AM
"𝐖𝐞'𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐩. 𝐈 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐞."
Reposted by ᴊᴏɴ ᴅᴀᴠɪᴇs
" 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐩𝐮𝐬𝐡 𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐧 𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐞 ."
August 31, 2025 at 12:02 AM
" 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐩𝐮𝐬𝐡 𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐧 𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐞 ."
Reposted by ᴊᴏɴ ᴅᴀᴠɪᴇs
" 𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐤𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐡 . "
August 28, 2025 at 9:04 AM
" 𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐤𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐡 . "
Reposted by ᴊᴏɴ ᴅᴀᴠɪᴇs
" 𝐃𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐝 , 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐛𝐲𝐞 . "
August 28, 2025 at 8:57 AM
" 𝐃𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐝 , 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐛𝐲𝐞 . "
Reposted by ᴊᴏɴ ᴅᴀᴠɪᴇs
" 𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥 , 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐞'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 . "
August 28, 2025 at 8:10 AM
" 𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥 , 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐞'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 . "
Reposted by ᴊᴏɴ ᴅᴀᴠɪᴇs
" 𝐃𝐞𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐰𝐚𝐫, 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐞 𝐝𝐨 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐞'𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐝 ."
August 28, 2025 at 8:42 AM
" 𝐃𝐞𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐰𝐚𝐫, 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐞 𝐝𝐨 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐞'𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐝 ."
Reposted by ᴊᴏɴ ᴅᴀᴠɪᴇs
" 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐞 , 𝐦𝐚𝐲𝐛𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐦𝐲 . "
August 28, 2025 at 5:44 AM
" 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐞 , 𝐦𝐚𝐲𝐛𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐦𝐲 . "
Reposted by ᴊᴏɴ ᴅᴀᴠɪᴇs
" 𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐇𝐞𝐥𝐥 , 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐞'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 ."
November 27, 2025 at 1:13 AM
" 𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐇𝐞𝐥𝐥 , 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐞'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 ."
Reposted by ᴊᴏɴ ᴅᴀᴠɪᴇs
" 𝐃𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐞 ? "
November 27, 2025 at 4:49 AM
" 𝐃𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐞 ? "
Reposted by ᴊᴏɴ ᴅᴀᴠɪᴇs
" 𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐞 , 𝐰𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐟𝐥𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐯𝐞𝐬 . 𝐖𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐬 𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 ."
December 1, 2025 at 10:03 PM
" 𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐞 , 𝐰𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐟𝐥𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐯𝐞𝐬 . 𝐖𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐬 𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 ."
Reposted by ᴊᴏɴ ᴅᴀᴠɪᴇs
" 𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐬 , 𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐬𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 . "
December 3, 2025 at 6:02 AM
" 𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐬 , 𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐬𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 . "
Dithering about.
November 14, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Dithering about.
If it’s no trouble.
I… can’t relate… But you have my sympathies.
Can I offer you an ibuprofen?
Can I offer you an ibuprofen?
My back would like to disagree.
November 8, 2025 at 5:11 PM
If it’s no trouble.
My back would like to disagree.
Nothing wrong with that.
He’s not old.
He’s just.
Uh.
Mature.
He’s just.
Uh.
Mature.
November 8, 2025 at 5:04 PM
My back would like to disagree.
November 8, 2025 at 4:58 PM