Jim (100% ILLEGAL!) Meyer
@theotherjim.bsky.social
"We should use some of these dangerous cities as training grounds for our military.” - Donald Trump, proposing to use Americans for target practice.
So... Everyone in this chain, from Hegseth down to the soldier who pulled the trigger/dropped the bomb/fired the missile is culpable, since the order was clearly illegal. I only hope that prosecution is deferred until Trump is gone and can't pardon anyone.
November 29, 2025 at 6:29 AM
So... Everyone in this chain, from Hegseth down to the soldier who pulled the trigger/dropped the bomb/fired the missile is culpable, since the order was clearly illegal. I only hope that prosecution is deferred until Trump is gone and can't pardon anyone.
Well, he certainly proved that he still has every one of his marbles, didn't he?
Every. Single. One. Even his treasured taw!
Every. Single. One. Even his treasured taw!
November 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Well, he certainly proved that he still has every one of his marbles, didn't he?
Every. Single. One. Even his treasured taw!
Every. Single. One. Even his treasured taw!
True. Just look at what they did to Tom Hanks!
November 28, 2025 at 7:12 PM
True. Just look at what they did to Tom Hanks!
And she's so... so... so something at it!
November 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
And she's so... so... so something at it!
It just so happens that I have Peter Jackson right here, so why don't we just ask him?
Peter? {looks around...} PETER?
Oh well. I don't think he wants to answer any more questions about gardening in New Zealand.
Peter? {looks around...} PETER?
Oh well. I don't think he wants to answer any more questions about gardening in New Zealand.
November 28, 2025 at 7:03 PM
It just so happens that I have Peter Jackson right here, so why don't we just ask him?
Peter? {looks around...} PETER?
Oh well. I don't think he wants to answer any more questions about gardening in New Zealand.
Peter? {looks around...} PETER?
Oh well. I don't think he wants to answer any more questions about gardening in New Zealand.
From your lips to God's ears!
November 28, 2025 at 6:42 AM
From your lips to God's ears!
He had probably just listened to "Danny's All-Star Joint" and the phrase "permanently pale" stuck in his head.
November 28, 2025 at 6:38 AM
He had probably just listened to "Danny's All-Star Joint" and the phrase "permanently pale" stuck in his head.
...and AN em dash. Edit button, please?
November 28, 2025 at 6:32 AM
...and AN em dash. Edit button, please?
What if the person giving you the vaccine HAS the flu? Hmmmm? Didn't think of that, Mr. Smarty Pants, did you?
November 28, 2025 at 6:14 AM
What if the person giving you the vaccine HAS the flu? Hmmmm? Didn't think of that, Mr. Smarty Pants, did you?
Um... hmmm.... "...except those that hate, steal, murder, and destroy everything that America stands for -- You won't be here for long!"
First: Oxford comma! (and am em dash!) Excellent! Second: Isn't Trump describing himself here? Is he trying to tell us something?
First: Oxford comma! (and am em dash!) Excellent! Second: Isn't Trump describing himself here? Is he trying to tell us something?
November 28, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Um... hmmm.... "...except those that hate, steal, murder, and destroy everything that America stands for -- You won't be here for long!"
First: Oxford comma! (and am em dash!) Excellent! Second: Isn't Trump describing himself here? Is he trying to tell us something?
First: Oxford comma! (and am em dash!) Excellent! Second: Isn't Trump describing himself here? Is he trying to tell us something?
Dominate? Does that come before Dominine? Or is it Domin after a Thanksgiving meal?
November 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Dominate? Does that come before Dominine? Or is it Domin after a Thanksgiving meal?
I love the forced perspective on this photo... He kinda looks like a T-Rex, with that giant head and tiny arm...
November 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I love the forced perspective on this photo... He kinda looks like a T-Rex, with that giant head and tiny arm...
DING DING DING DING! WE HAVE A WINNER!
November 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
DING DING DING DING! WE HAVE A WINNER!
...aaaaaaaand Welcome to the Internet, where every post affords people everywhere the opportunity to weigh in with their grievance of choice, however tangential it is to the matter at hand. This applies doubly to posts based on humor. Who's gonna go first?
November 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
...aaaaaaaand Welcome to the Internet, where every post affords people everywhere the opportunity to weigh in with their grievance of choice, however tangential it is to the matter at hand. This applies doubly to posts based on humor. Who's gonna go first?
The universe is, from our perspective, seriously weird.
November 27, 2025 at 6:50 AM
The universe is, from our perspective, seriously weird.
There's a third possibility. I'm going to wait until we know who the suspect is.
November 26, 2025 at 9:19 PM
There's a third possibility. I'm going to wait until we know who the suspect is.
He should have made Trumplicate copies of that post.
November 26, 2025 at 5:30 PM
He should have made Trumplicate copies of that post.
To be fair, Joe Biden was old and Kamala is a {{{shudder}}} woman.
November 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
To be fair, Joe Biden was old and Kamala is a {{{shudder}}} woman.
Tesla? Lidar-equipped cars tend not to do this...
November 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Tesla? Lidar-equipped cars tend not to do this...
"As much as I admire your post, I would not like to be in it at this particular time..."
- Steve Martin, in Roxanne. I may have mangled the quote.
- Steve Martin, in Roxanne. I may have mangled the quote.
November 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
"As much as I admire your post, I would not like to be in it at this particular time..."
- Steve Martin, in Roxanne. I may have mangled the quote.
- Steve Martin, in Roxanne. I may have mangled the quote.
...at a much higher speed than the guide rollers would have allowed. All of a sudden, my dashboard flashed "BRAKE!!!" and the car lurched to a stop, maybe two inches short of the car in front. While I was sitting there wondering why my car was going so fast... So yeah. I like emergency braking.
November 25, 2025 at 8:14 PM
...at a much higher speed than the guide rollers would have allowed. All of a sudden, my dashboard flashed "BRAKE!!!" and the car lurched to a stop, maybe two inches short of the car in front. While I was sitting there wondering why my car was going so fast... So yeah. I like emergency braking.
Fun story: My Prius has automatic collision avoidance braking. Not long after I bought it, I went to one of those automatic car washes where you put your car in neutral and it gets guided by a roller behind the wheels. I managed to not quite get my car into neutral, so it idled through...
November 25, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Fun story: My Prius has automatic collision avoidance braking. Not long after I bought it, I went to one of those automatic car washes where you put your car in neutral and it gets guided by a roller behind the wheels. I managed to not quite get my car into neutral, so it idled through...
I have a script that tracks the number of Ws I have typed. When it hits 400,000 I buy a new computer, because there are only so many Ws a computer can produce. Thus far, I have never run out of Ws, so it must be working.
November 25, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I have a script that tracks the number of Ws I have typed. When it hits 400,000 I buy a new computer, because there are only so many Ws a computer can produce. Thus far, I have never run out of Ws, so it must be working.
Weretrout?
There trout!
There trout!
November 25, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Weretrout?
There trout!
There trout!
Center-whacko
November 25, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Center-whacko