Nick Bond
@then1ckster.bsky.social
@classical-ly trained
he/him, handsome/charming
he/him, handsome/charming
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Megan Thee Galleon
December 1, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Megan Thee Galleon
If I remember correctly, outside of sugar beets (which are mostly only used to produce sugar,) carrots have the highest amount of sugar found in any vegetable. I hate carrots and their cake, but they are totally viable ingredient in a sweet treat.
fine. but can we all agree carrots belong nowhere near anything we’d call “cake”?
all pies are good. simply do not say to me that any pies are bad. i do not even want to know about the kind of life that would so warp a person as to think any pie is bad
November 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
If I remember correctly, outside of sugar beets (which are mostly only used to produce sugar,) carrots have the highest amount of sugar found in any vegetable. I hate carrots and their cake, but they are totally viable ingredient in a sweet treat.
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This is self-serving advice given that I’m a guy with a Patreon but now is a great time to divert the money you’re giving to major studios and streamers and invest in independent creators instead.
Ellison's company, Skydance Media, acquired CBS owner Paramount Global earlier this year and is now preparing to purchase Warner Bros. Discovery.
Elizabeth Warren Calls Out CBS Owner On His Own Network: 'One Man Named David Ellison'
Ellison's company, Skydance Media, acquired CBS owner Paramount Global earlier this year and is now preparing to purchase Warner Bros. Discovery.
www.huffpost.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
This is self-serving advice given that I’m a guy with a Patreon but now is a great time to divert the money you’re giving to major studios and streamers and invest in independent creators instead.
ask why, asshole
This feels like one of those stories you're going to look at a year from now and say to yourself, "Why didn't I move more of my portfolio into cash?" **
** (This post is for informational purposes only and should not be construed as financial or any other advice.)
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www.wsj.com/tech/meta-ai...
** (This post is for informational purposes only and should not be construed as financial or any other advice.)
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www.wsj.com/tech/meta-ai...
AI Meets Aggressive Accounting at Meta’s Gigantic New Data Center
Favorable treatment off the balance sheet hinges on some convenient assumptions.
www.wsj.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
ask why, asshole
The only Yale Law™️ graduate I know cited the Skokie case as an example of "non-violent resistance" in a Facebook argument about whether or not it was okay to punch Nazis. (My argument, obviously, is that "getting punched" is the only thing Nazis are good for.)
November 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
The only Yale Law™️ graduate I know cited the Skokie case as an example of "non-violent resistance" in a Facebook argument about whether or not it was okay to punch Nazis. (My argument, obviously, is that "getting punched" is the only thing Nazis are good for.)
Economies of scale.
Why is startup culture always “I am inventing a coffeeproof phone you can put in your coffee cup to keep it warm with cell radiation” and never “I’m inventing a new library wholesaler to replace the single company that is shutting down and sending libraries into crisis”
November 22, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Economies of scale.
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Happy Friday to you guys
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Happy Friday to you guys
This is basically the plot of like ten Good Eats episodes.
United Talent Agency has signed literal type of cheese Parmigiano Reggiano to its roster with the goal of finding product-placement opportunities for the brand in film and TV
www.vulture.com/article/parm...?
www.vulture.com/article/parm...?
Beloved Cheese Parmigiano Reggiano Signs With UTA
The blonde Italian bombshell is about to be all over film and TV.
www.vulture.com
November 19, 2025 at 10:39 PM
This is basically the plot of like ten Good Eats episodes.
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4x Garbage Day byline today from me, @bumas.bsky.social, @ellievhall.bsky.social, and @jlfeder.bsky.social.
Here's everything the Epstein emails reveal about how he and Steve Bannon tried to unravel global democracy: Epstein helped build MAGA. Has he blown it?
www.garbageday.email/p/epstein-he...
Here's everything the Epstein emails reveal about how he and Steve Bannon tried to unravel global democracy: Epstein helped build MAGA. Has he blown it?
www.garbageday.email/p/epstein-he...
November 17, 2025 at 9:35 PM
4x Garbage Day byline today from me, @bumas.bsky.social, @ellievhall.bsky.social, and @jlfeder.bsky.social.
Here's everything the Epstein emails reveal about how he and Steve Bannon tried to unravel global democracy: Epstein helped build MAGA. Has he blown it?
www.garbageday.email/p/epstein-he...
Here's everything the Epstein emails reveal about how he and Steve Bannon tried to unravel global democracy: Epstein helped build MAGA. Has he blown it?
www.garbageday.email/p/epstein-he...
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Happy Friday to you guys
November 14, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Happy Friday to you guys
There are no post-match interviews quite like darts post-match interviews.
🗣️"We both bottled it. Our arses fell out"
🎤 Michael Smith honest take on 20 missed match darts between him and Chris Dobey
Watch now 🎥 👉🏻 youtu.be/vWf1oaM3QVM?...
🎤 Michael Smith honest take on 20 missed match darts between him and Chris Dobey
Watch now 🎥 👉🏻 youtu.be/vWf1oaM3QVM?...
"WE BOTH BOTTLED IT. BOTH OUR ARSES FELL OUT" MICHAEL SMITH HONEST TAKE ON 20 MISSED MATCH DARTS
YouTube video by Online Darts
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 11:48 PM
There are no post-match interviews quite like darts post-match interviews.
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Wearing a nice hat. Quietly going about my day. Woman shouted over to me “you think you’re something special in that fucking hat do you?”
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November 12, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Wearing a nice hat. Quietly going about my day. Woman shouted over to me “you think you’re something special in that fucking hat do you?”
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I suppose it's a good time to re-up this essay: juliaserano.medium.com/trans-people...
Trans People and Sports: Everything You Need to Know
I have been writing about transgender people and issues for over twenty years now. For most of that time, I never felt the need to pen a…
juliaserano.medium.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I suppose it's a good time to re-up this essay: juliaserano.medium.com/trans-people...
Those writers are full of shit and just making up excuses. James Bond died of lung cancer that metastasized to his brain in December of last year. I have his ashes in my living room.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Those writers are full of shit and just making up excuses. James Bond died of lung cancer that metastasized to his brain in December of last year. I have his ashes in my living room.
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My Icelandic post-rock band that sings in a made-up language about the world of Frasier is called Sigur Roz
November 10, 2025 at 3:22 PM
My Icelandic post-rock band that sings in a made-up language about the world of Frasier is called Sigur Roz
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A sci-fi thriller set at the Manhattan Project
YouTube video by The Pod Universe with Dylan & Dalton
youtu.be
November 9, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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Scalded by negative reviews for their first "Hanukkah" movie ("Who Is the Secret Jew Among Us at Christmas?"), Hallmark responded by making a movie that is the MOST Jewish. Naturally, @davidjroth.bsky.social and I made @mauraquint.bsky.social, @ugarles.bsky.social and @andylevy.net watch it with us.
A magical matchmaker who looks like Lady Moff Tarkin brings together coastal deli dynasties with the help of Lisa Loeb and a doorman so two cloned Bubbes can fight over potatoes in an almost anthropologically Jewish Hallmark movie.
Amazon: bit.ly/480oiTH
Apple: bit.ly/43kg7ix
Spotify: bit.ly/498NkkM
Amazon: bit.ly/480oiTH
Apple: bit.ly/43kg7ix
Spotify: bit.ly/498NkkM
141 - The Great Yiddish Bake Off
YouTube video by It's Christmastown
www.youtube.com
November 7, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Scalded by negative reviews for their first "Hanukkah" movie ("Who Is the Secret Jew Among Us at Christmas?"), Hallmark responded by making a movie that is the MOST Jewish. Naturally, @davidjroth.bsky.social and I made @mauraquint.bsky.social, @ugarles.bsky.social and @andylevy.net watch it with us.
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make them answer for why they care more about checking a child’s underwear than whether you can afford your electric bill!
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM
make them answer for why they care more about checking a child’s underwear than whether you can afford your electric bill!
What an ABSOLUTE COWARD*. He has blocked replies on this, refusing to stand up for or by his egregious punnery.
There's already been one reboot, and New Line is putting out its own Mummy movie next year. Let's...wrap this up, folks
Brendan Fraser, who led the trio of movies made between 1999 and 2008, and Rachel Weisz, who starred in the first two, are in talks to star in a new #Mummy sequel. Radio Silence is set to direct.
More details here: bit.ly/47Xh7eX
More details here: bit.ly/47Xh7eX
November 4, 2025 at 10:10 PM
What an ABSOLUTE COWARD*. He has blocked replies on this, refusing to stand up for or by his egregious punnery.
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No Dunks guest @kofie.bsky.social speaks on the new NBA broadcast partners at Amazon and NBC ➡️ bit.ly/4nAqzJW
November 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
No Dunks guest @kofie.bsky.social speaks on the new NBA broadcast partners at Amazon and NBC ➡️ bit.ly/4nAqzJW