Elite Antifa Frogman (He/His/Ribbit)
@themightynarwahl.bsky.social
God could have given me good looks or lots of money, instead he gave me a smart mouth and a coffee machine.
Woker than a fifth espresso.
Medicare for all or we ribbit.
Woker than a fifth espresso.
Medicare for all or we ribbit.
It must be black friday because this turkey is DONE.
November 28, 2025 at 7:52 PM
It must be black friday because this turkey is DONE.
Today pookie is thankful for my sister who fed her a smoked turkey dinner with mashed potatoes and squash on a people plate. (Hey, her house, her rules ;) )
November 28, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Today pookie is thankful for my sister who fed her a smoked turkey dinner with mashed potatoes and squash on a people plate. (Hey, her house, her rules ;) )
Doh!
November 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Doh!
Can't trust my country to pick the not-psycho at the ballot box and tomorrow they are going to try to deep fry turkeys god help us all.
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Can't trust my country to pick the not-psycho at the ballot box and tomorrow they are going to try to deep fry turkeys god help us all.
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Happy Pizzagiving to all those that haven't started thawing their Turkey yet.
November 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Happy Pizzagiving to all those that haven't started thawing their Turkey yet.
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What they said about Harris never was about being opposed to wars.
It was about being opposed to a woman commanding them and defending our allies and classical liberal values.
They never opposed following Donald Trump to commit plunder, rape, and murder for fun.
It was about being opposed to a woman commanding them and defending our allies and classical liberal values.
They never opposed following Donald Trump to commit plunder, rape, and murder for fun.
November 25, 2025 at 2:41 AM
What they said about Harris never was about being opposed to wars.
It was about being opposed to a woman commanding them and defending our allies and classical liberal values.
They never opposed following Donald Trump to commit plunder, rape, and murder for fun.
It was about being opposed to a woman commanding them and defending our allies and classical liberal values.
They never opposed following Donald Trump to commit plunder, rape, and murder for fun.
"You'll be visited by three spirits"
The Spirits:
The Spirits:
November 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
"You'll be visited by three spirits"
The Spirits:
The Spirits:
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I’m not running special Black Friday sale this week (tbh my margins are already slim and I didn’t raise shipping costs for the USPS holiday increase anyway). I’ll keep promoting my shop regardless if you’re looking for lil gifts, thanks for the support! shop.breelundberg.com 💕 #shopsmall #artshop
November 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I’m not running special Black Friday sale this week (tbh my margins are already slim and I didn’t raise shipping costs for the USPS holiday increase anyway). I’ll keep promoting my shop regardless if you’re looking for lil gifts, thanks for the support! shop.breelundberg.com 💕 #shopsmall #artshop
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every fucking year man
November 24, 2025 at 1:08 AM
every fucking year man
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Small states should pay tribute to larger states in exchange for us not invading to take their corn.
But that's why there's a House. Small states can't lose their equal representation and they shouldn't.
November 22, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Small states should pay tribute to larger states in exchange for us not invading to take their corn.
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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
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you know that part in new vegas where you can get ceasar’s legion to retreat to the east and beat the game with a 100 speech check
November 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
you know that part in new vegas where you can get ceasar’s legion to retreat to the east and beat the game with a 100 speech check
I have always been, and will continue to always be a staunch advocate of arming the gays with strategic nuclear deterrence.
I hate this sort of meme.
“The only difference between the parties is whether the power to destroy human civilization rests in the hands of leaders who think gays, women, and black people should have their rights acknowledged.”
Even if true, how is Rainbow B-52 not infinitely preferable?
“The only difference between the parties is whether the power to destroy human civilization rests in the hands of leaders who think gays, women, and black people should have their rights acknowledged.”
Even if true, how is Rainbow B-52 not infinitely preferable?
November 21, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I have always been, and will continue to always be a staunch advocate of arming the gays with strategic nuclear deterrence.
Look I'm old, I don't know a Bad Bucky from a Haylee Swift, but if they are pissing MAGA off consider me a fan.
November 20, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Look I'm old, I don't know a Bad Bucky from a Haylee Swift, but if they are pissing MAGA off consider me a fan.
Godspeed brave knight!
I’m howling.
November 20, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Godspeed brave knight!
No dude the magic doodad that you found under mysterious circumstances whispering offers of limitless wealth and power is not helping us just get rid if it already ouch stop biting me
November 20, 2025 at 1:29 PM
No dude the magic doodad that you found under mysterious circumstances whispering offers of limitless wealth and power is not helping us just get rid if it already ouch stop biting me
Ribbit!
LOUDER
saturation with Tolkien spinoffs has somehow not prepared our culture for the arrival of dark lords bearing a gift that everyone becomes convinced they can wield to accomplish great things but just makes them dependent and start whispering about preciouses if you suggest just throwing it away
November 20, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Ribbit!
Hills I will croak on: Cosplay is for everybody. Black Goku? Amazing. Native American Gandalf? Stunning. Plus sized Sailor Moon? You are slaying it fancy pants. Captain Mesoamerica? Rocking it.
November 19, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Hills I will croak on: Cosplay is for everybody. Black Goku? Amazing. Native American Gandalf? Stunning. Plus sized Sailor Moon? You are slaying it fancy pants. Captain Mesoamerica? Rocking it.
Just gimme like a 30 second head start I'm not as young as I used to be.
I'm not surprised somebody decided we needed an International Men's Day.
I'm surprised that it's not like The Purge and we're just hunted down for all the shit we've done throughout the entirety of human history.
I'm surprised that it's not like The Purge and we're just hunted down for all the shit we've done throughout the entirety of human history.
November 19, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Just gimme like a 30 second head start I'm not as young as I used to be.
Get your shots, Flu and Covid. Hop to it!
The US may be headed for a rough flu season, with a virus that causes more severe symptoms than the one last year and seems to be spreading more rapidly and earlier than usual.
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Early Signs Point to a Harsh Flu Season in the U.S.
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November 19, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Get your shots, Flu and Covid. Hop to it!
The real antifa is the friends we made along the way.
November 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
The real antifa is the friends we made along the way.
Post a female character you love.
November 19, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Post a female character you love.
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
November 18, 2025 at 7:44 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.