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TheMetaIsReal
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Hi there, I make robots. I'm working on the 'I don't talk much' part. 21+, please.

Need a name? Call me Mikkelsen.
That bay easily has room to fit him and all his crazy, I'd think. 🤍
December 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
He's a defining experiment I like to call 'OK, we've heard about birds that're buff. Now what about birds that're buff...With fluff?'

[I really like the detail of plumage being able to obscure or otherwise hide an exact bodytype]
December 1, 2025 at 7:47 AM
I love corvids!
December 1, 2025 at 1:12 AM
This is the exact reason I stopped bothering with HD2 for the most part. I've only got so many hours in a day, especially post-shift. If I'm just struggling, getting brutalized, and not able to have fun the way I want to have it with the little time I have, then...What am I even doing here, really?
November 30, 2025 at 6:16 AM
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WON'T GIVE ME MY DISCOUNTS!?!?!?!"

"That's a $400 tool kit we're selling for $60."

"YEAH BUT I'VE GOT A 25% OFF COUPON RIGHT HERE! USE IT!"

"No. It's clearance price already."

"YOU ALL JUST HATE YOUR CUSTOMERS I'M NEVER SHOPPING HERE AGAIN I'LL TELL EVERYONE ABOUT YOU. 😡"
November 29, 2025 at 8:05 AM
"Sir this item is on clearance, it's already 70% off, we're losing money just selling it to you."

"ok but lets haggle. i'd buy it if it were a lower price. make me an offer. oh! can i use my school district membership card for an extra 10% off?"

"🤨This isn't a pawn shop, this is a hardware store."
November 29, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Hey so what if we were two starfaring outliers stranded on a habitat station, and, haha...Complicating outside circumstances and a stroke of sheer luck brought us together against overwhelming odds? 👉👈
November 24, 2025 at 6:34 AM
It was genuinely such a fun time to see this one come together into what it is now. I swear every single time you post something I'm always learning some new kind of nuance about the artistic cycle of creating and iterating, and all of your works are just gorgeous.

Fantastic as always. 🙏
November 17, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Howdy there, handsome. 🤍
November 7, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Words cannot describe how accurate this feels to me.
October 31, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Said it once and saying it again, Happy Birthday and here's to a hopefully wonderful orbit 'round the sun once more. 🤍
October 19, 2025 at 10:40 PM
He'll hold yours whenever you want. 😊
October 17, 2025 at 12:30 AM
It's full of fun juice that makes things happen! ☺️
October 16, 2025 at 6:43 AM
He might be sizable and have strength to spare...But he's fluffy!
October 15, 2025 at 11:41 PM
So you're scared. You're confused. You're alone. Your brain didn't quite work right before and it still doesn't now. There are things trying to kill you. You don't know where you are. The world you knew is gone.

You're going to be doing everything you can to make sense of it, even if that's wrong.
October 15, 2025 at 12:24 AM