The Meg “Bright Eyes” BitchWolf, RN
@themeg.bsky.social
55378008 RN
🏳️🌈 #Bravo, #TLC, #Dragula, #TheLast DriveIn #MutantFam, Horror, #NurseSky
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Even though I understand that I’ve always seen the optical illusion, and that he’s facing THE SCREEN my mind defaults to me seeing Crow looking at me
And if you didn’t know that’s an optical illusion, watch an episode but just tell yourself he’s looking at you
It’s yanny/ laurel…
And if you didn’t know that’s an optical illusion, watch an episode but just tell yourself he’s looking at you
It’s yanny/ laurel…
November 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Even though I understand that I’ve always seen the optical illusion, and that he’s facing THE SCREEN my mind defaults to me seeing Crow looking at me
And if you didn’t know that’s an optical illusion, watch an episode but just tell yourself he’s looking at you
It’s yanny/ laurel…
And if you didn’t know that’s an optical illusion, watch an episode but just tell yourself he’s looking at you
It’s yanny/ laurel…
An art
They did an art
They did an art
November 28, 2025 at 7:41 PM
An art
They did an art
They did an art
That chilaquiles was spicy
And I am 🍃
And I ate more than I should’ve because I thought I was being overly sensitive because I’m 🍃
But my mouth won’t stop burning and I feel the path it’s taking through my guts as my IBS is RAPIDLY pushing this through
Pray for me
And I am 🍃
And I ate more than I should’ve because I thought I was being overly sensitive because I’m 🍃
But my mouth won’t stop burning and I feel the path it’s taking through my guts as my IBS is RAPIDLY pushing this through
Pray for me
November 28, 2025 at 7:38 PM
That chilaquiles was spicy
And I am 🍃
And I ate more than I should’ve because I thought I was being overly sensitive because I’m 🍃
But my mouth won’t stop burning and I feel the path it’s taking through my guts as my IBS is RAPIDLY pushing this through
Pray for me
And I am 🍃
And I ate more than I should’ve because I thought I was being overly sensitive because I’m 🍃
But my mouth won’t stop burning and I feel the path it’s taking through my guts as my IBS is RAPIDLY pushing this through
Pray for me
I just saw a commercial with incontinence pads for men. Showing them golfing.
Two things:
1) We have truly reached equality
And
2) They really will make any product “for dudes” won’t they?
Two things:
1) We have truly reached equality
And
2) They really will make any product “for dudes” won’t they?
November 28, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I just saw a commercial with incontinence pads for men. Showing them golfing.
Two things:
1) We have truly reached equality
And
2) They really will make any product “for dudes” won’t they?
Two things:
1) We have truly reached equality
And
2) They really will make any product “for dudes” won’t they?
Best In Show is almost 30 years old. They’re JUST NOW giving out Busy Bees at the Westminster Dog Show
November 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Best In Show is almost 30 years old. They’re JUST NOW giving out Busy Bees at the Westminster Dog Show
Late to Real Housewives of Melbourne
I know nothing about this franchise besides people love it. I can see early on Gina is a star. But this cast is all insane. That’s the gag, right?
Andrea is DELUSIONAL writing a book about being an organized parent who uses 4 nannies
I know nothing about this franchise besides people love it. I can see early on Gina is a star. But this cast is all insane. That’s the gag, right?
Andrea is DELUSIONAL writing a book about being an organized parent who uses 4 nannies
November 26, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Late to Real Housewives of Melbourne
I know nothing about this franchise besides people love it. I can see early on Gina is a star. But this cast is all insane. That’s the gag, right?
Andrea is DELUSIONAL writing a book about being an organized parent who uses 4 nannies
I know nothing about this franchise besides people love it. I can see early on Gina is a star. But this cast is all insane. That’s the gag, right?
Andrea is DELUSIONAL writing a book about being an organized parent who uses 4 nannies
Listen, I will celebrate your holiday regardless if it’s mine. You want me to go to Diwali? Hell yeah! You’re celebrating EID? Cool! I hope you eat a ton of great food.
Bastille day? Tell me more
Guy Fawkes day? I love a bonfire night
Celebrations are the best thing we do. Enjoy your day folks
Bastille day? Tell me more
Guy Fawkes day? I love a bonfire night
Celebrations are the best thing we do. Enjoy your day folks
November 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Listen, I will celebrate your holiday regardless if it’s mine. You want me to go to Diwali? Hell yeah! You’re celebrating EID? Cool! I hope you eat a ton of great food.
Bastille day? Tell me more
Guy Fawkes day? I love a bonfire night
Celebrations are the best thing we do. Enjoy your day folks
Bastille day? Tell me more
Guy Fawkes day? I love a bonfire night
Celebrations are the best thing we do. Enjoy your day folks
Then that switches to Kendrick and Tribe
When no one else is in my office, I listen to Spanish language music and sing along loud
November 26, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Then that switches to Kendrick and Tribe
When no one else is in my office, I listen to Spanish language music and sing along loud
November 26, 2025 at 4:59 PM
When no one else is in my office, I listen to Spanish language music and sing along loud
I make smellscapes in my house
Anyone else?
Like, I want you to have a fully different vibe when you walk into a new room.
Oh, my bedroom is lavender sage or something? Well the living room is eucalyptus and pine.
I find that when I work from home I like scents for focus…
Anyone else?
Like, I want you to have a fully different vibe when you walk into a new room.
Oh, my bedroom is lavender sage or something? Well the living room is eucalyptus and pine.
I find that when I work from home I like scents for focus…
November 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I make smellscapes in my house
Anyone else?
Like, I want you to have a fully different vibe when you walk into a new room.
Oh, my bedroom is lavender sage or something? Well the living room is eucalyptus and pine.
I find that when I work from home I like scents for focus…
Anyone else?
Like, I want you to have a fully different vibe when you walk into a new room.
Oh, my bedroom is lavender sage or something? Well the living room is eucalyptus and pine.
I find that when I work from home I like scents for focus…
Last year at Christmas my son asked “So who did everyone vote for?”
I started cackling at the audacity since we knew who my uncle voted for. He got mad and threatened to go home
Except I was my uncle’s ride. So, go on I guess 😂
I started cackling at the audacity since we knew who my uncle voted for. He got mad and threatened to go home
Except I was my uncle’s ride. So, go on I guess 😂
I'm not this person I guess, I don't have any Republicans let alone MAGA in my life. The political is personal and vice-versa.
But here's some advice by the PodSave Bros...
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But here's some advice by the PodSave Bros...
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How to Handle Your MAGA Uncle at Thanksgiving (Without Ruining Dinner)
Some facts and messages for the inevitable, awkward political conversation over Turkey.
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November 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Last year at Christmas my son asked “So who did everyone vote for?”
I started cackling at the audacity since we knew who my uncle voted for. He got mad and threatened to go home
Except I was my uncle’s ride. So, go on I guess 😂
I started cackling at the audacity since we knew who my uncle voted for. He got mad and threatened to go home
Except I was my uncle’s ride. So, go on I guess 😂
My dog takes pills without issue
I mean I don’t have to hide them in anything
He just eats them
Can’t tell if dog pills taste better to dogs now or if my dog needs rehab
I mean I don’t have to hide them in anything
He just eats them
Can’t tell if dog pills taste better to dogs now or if my dog needs rehab
November 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
My dog takes pills without issue
I mean I don’t have to hide them in anything
He just eats them
Can’t tell if dog pills taste better to dogs now or if my dog needs rehab
I mean I don’t have to hide them in anything
He just eats them
Can’t tell if dog pills taste better to dogs now or if my dog needs rehab
Totally forgot Scheana said that Katie needed to keep Rob’s name out of her “fat fucking mouth” on camera in season 6.
The body shaming is gross from the fakest ass bitch
Can’t stand her
#VanderpumpRules
The body shaming is gross from the fakest ass bitch
Can’t stand her
#VanderpumpRules
November 25, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Totally forgot Scheana said that Katie needed to keep Rob’s name out of her “fat fucking mouth” on camera in season 6.
The body shaming is gross from the fakest ass bitch
Can’t stand her
#VanderpumpRules
The body shaming is gross from the fakest ass bitch
Can’t stand her
#VanderpumpRules
Every experience eating really good Japanese food:
Oh look, some clear watery broth
*takes sip* this is the most hauntingly delicate, balanced, and delicious thing I’ve ever consumed. I’m now tormented knowing I’m going to have to seek this out and never find its equal for the rest of my days
Oh look, some clear watery broth
*takes sip* this is the most hauntingly delicate, balanced, and delicious thing I’ve ever consumed. I’m now tormented knowing I’m going to have to seek this out and never find its equal for the rest of my days
November 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Every experience eating really good Japanese food:
Oh look, some clear watery broth
*takes sip* this is the most hauntingly delicate, balanced, and delicious thing I’ve ever consumed. I’m now tormented knowing I’m going to have to seek this out and never find its equal for the rest of my days
Oh look, some clear watery broth
*takes sip* this is the most hauntingly delicate, balanced, and delicious thing I’ve ever consumed. I’m now tormented knowing I’m going to have to seek this out and never find its equal for the rest of my days
More aromatherapy blends that smell like high class spas. Less that smell like patchouli and head shops.
November 25, 2025 at 9:59 PM
More aromatherapy blends that smell like high class spas. Less that smell like patchouli and head shops.
Plot twist!
I gave my mom what I thought was a soup-themed bath bomb some years back, but it was actually soup. She had to call my dad in to get her out of the greasy tub.
November 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Plot twist!
It’s the time of year where my lotion has no fragrance, but always has oatmeal
November 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
It’s the time of year where my lotion has no fragrance, but always has oatmeal
Wendy looks SO GOOD with the finger waves.
She needs to let the long straight wig go and switch it up sometimes. Because hello Josephine Baker in that green dress
#RHOP
She needs to let the long straight wig go and switch it up sometimes. Because hello Josephine Baker in that green dress
#RHOP
November 25, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Wendy looks SO GOOD with the finger waves.
She needs to let the long straight wig go and switch it up sometimes. Because hello Josephine Baker in that green dress
#RHOP
She needs to let the long straight wig go and switch it up sometimes. Because hello Josephine Baker in that green dress
#RHOP
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So the Trump administration has decided nursing is no longer considered a professional degree... It's fine, everything is fine
November 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
So the Trump administration has decided nursing is no longer considered a professional degree... It's fine, everything is fine
But if you DO smoke, for the love of god please don’t smoke reds. We can all tell when you do. They stink in their own unique disgusting way.
I mean it. I don’t love cigarette smoke, but I can handle it. I can’t with reds. So so gross. Like cigarettes and kerosene.
I mean it. I don’t love cigarette smoke, but I can handle it. I can’t with reds. So so gross. Like cigarettes and kerosene.
November 19, 2025 at 7:57 PM
But if you DO smoke, for the love of god please don’t smoke reds. We can all tell when you do. They stink in their own unique disgusting way.
I mean it. I don’t love cigarette smoke, but I can handle it. I can’t with reds. So so gross. Like cigarettes and kerosene.
I mean it. I don’t love cigarette smoke, but I can handle it. I can’t with reds. So so gross. Like cigarettes and kerosene.
ICE did a raid in my town. 3 stop lights away from me.
The week before thanksgiving they kidnapped a dad of a sophomore who was dropping his kid off on his way to work
I’m so mad and heartbroken
The cruelty in having a raid in front of a school with a TPUSA club the week before they’re off…
The week before thanksgiving they kidnapped a dad of a sophomore who was dropping his kid off on his way to work
I’m so mad and heartbroken
The cruelty in having a raid in front of a school with a TPUSA club the week before they’re off…
a woman in a black dress says it - it - the f - it - flam - flames
Alt: a woman in a black dress says it - it - the f - it - flam - flames
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November 19, 2025 at 5:52 AM
ICE did a raid in my town. 3 stop lights away from me.
The week before thanksgiving they kidnapped a dad of a sophomore who was dropping his kid off on his way to work
I’m so mad and heartbroken
The cruelty in having a raid in front of a school with a TPUSA club the week before they’re off…
The week before thanksgiving they kidnapped a dad of a sophomore who was dropping his kid off on his way to work
I’m so mad and heartbroken
The cruelty in having a raid in front of a school with a TPUSA club the week before they’re off…
Update: He wouldn’t go to bed. Which, when he goes under my bed to sleep isn’t generally a problem. But he has a pig ear now. He’s had a taste and he needs MOAR!
I don’t want to hear scraping and crunching all night
So I had to search. He hid it WELL. He hid it slightly under the basket
I don’t want to hear scraping and crunching all night
So I had to search. He hid it WELL. He hid it slightly under the basket
And proceeds to climb a small pile of clothes at the bottom, digs, places the treat, shuffles the clothes and moves the ear until it’s good and concealed, and then walks away
This dog buried a bone in my apartment whilst shaming me for not finishing purging clothing
This dog buried a bone in my apartment whilst shaming me for not finishing purging clothing
November 19, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Update: He wouldn’t go to bed. Which, when he goes under my bed to sleep isn’t generally a problem. But he has a pig ear now. He’s had a taste and he needs MOAR!
I don’t want to hear scraping and crunching all night
So I had to search. He hid it WELL. He hid it slightly under the basket
I don’t want to hear scraping and crunching all night
So I had to search. He hid it WELL. He hid it slightly under the basket
I love my dog so much. He’s so funny
I had to take him to the vet. I bought him a pig ear for after because he was a good boy and a very brave boy getting a biopsy
I give him the pig ear when we get home and he takes it and sprints his little 10 pound body into my room…
I had to take him to the vet. I bought him a pig ear for after because he was a good boy and a very brave boy getting a biopsy
I give him the pig ear when we get home and he takes it and sprints his little 10 pound body into my room…
November 19, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I love my dog so much. He’s so funny
I had to take him to the vet. I bought him a pig ear for after because he was a good boy and a very brave boy getting a biopsy
I give him the pig ear when we get home and he takes it and sprints his little 10 pound body into my room…
I had to take him to the vet. I bought him a pig ear for after because he was a good boy and a very brave boy getting a biopsy
I give him the pig ear when we get home and he takes it and sprints his little 10 pound body into my room…
Where am I at in general?
Me: Ugh. I miss Halloween. Can we go back?
Also me: Wait… my birthday is tomorrow
Me: …oh. yeah. Meh! Halloween!
Me: Ugh. I miss Halloween. Can we go back?
Also me: Wait… my birthday is tomorrow
Me: …oh. yeah. Meh! Halloween!
November 19, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Where am I at in general?
Me: Ugh. I miss Halloween. Can we go back?
Also me: Wait… my birthday is tomorrow
Me: …oh. yeah. Meh! Halloween!
Me: Ugh. I miss Halloween. Can we go back?
Also me: Wait… my birthday is tomorrow
Me: …oh. yeah. Meh! Halloween!
Seriously. Y’all should watch this
Being sick taught me how suddenly the entire trajectory of your life can and will change.
youtu.be/t0B8sjxR7Mo?...
Being sick taught me how suddenly the entire trajectory of your life can and will change.
youtu.be/t0B8sjxR7Mo?...
Come See Me In The Good Light — Official Trailer | Apple TV
YouTube video by Apple TV
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November 18, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Seriously. Y’all should watch this
Being sick taught me how suddenly the entire trajectory of your life can and will change.
youtu.be/t0B8sjxR7Mo?...
Being sick taught me how suddenly the entire trajectory of your life can and will change.
youtu.be/t0B8sjxR7Mo?...