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@thembig.bsky.social
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if you know you know. i love hyper dudes, and i spend way too much money on commissions. NSFW 18+ only. icon and header by @remerting.bsky.social
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one little secret about me is that a lot of commissions i have ordered are ideas i have tweeted about on a private account months or years beforehand. the smith one is probably the longest duration i've waited on something for (i had a different artist in mind but they never opened.)
me being extremely thirsty for fictional men with huge muscles and penises on my locked twitter
November 19, 2025 at 12:30 AM
thembig.bsky.social
Comm from @guzreuef.bsky.social!
Mr. Smith, relaxing at the beach before a boat race, didn't understand why he was getting so much attention from you, or what you meant when you asked to "play with that banana". After being more direct, he concedes as long as you make it quick...
An extremely well-built man named Mr. Smith, with hyper muscles and a hyper cock and ballsack, is reclining on a folding beach chair on a sunny day at the beach. Smith has an extremely simple head shape, a regular hexagon extruded around its vertical center, and an extremely simple face to match, mere solid lines as his eyebrows and mouth, and circles with dots in them as his eyes. He has pale, near-white skin, and is wearing a straw hat and a one-piece bathing suit with vertical stripes. His nipples, poking out through his suit, are also hexagonal. He's looking towards the viewer with one eyebrow raised and a bite of banana bulging in his mouth. In his right hand, he's holding that banana with the bite missing. His erect dick is trapped tightly in his bathing suit and reaching up to the underside of his pecs, while his balls hang past his knees. Behind him in the distance is a swath of tropical trees and huts, and to the right of him is the coastline with a few beach towels. A nearly-empty glass of a tropical drink sits on a wooden table beside him. An alternate version of the previous pic. Smith is looking off to his left and his mouth is open in a complacent sigh. His right hand is empty, what with him having finished the banana. His bathing suit is off, revealing his chest and genitals. His exposed nipples and glans are both pink.
November 18, 2025 at 11:37 PM
thembig.bsky.social
Happy #Jupithursday!! (still workshopping this tag idea lol)
Just got this comm finished from KiddieJay/K_JukesNSFW of Jupiter being a less-than-ideal university peer 🤭
Jupiter is seated in a college classroom at a long, clear-topped table, with another student seated on his left. He's wearing a collared and buttoned white shirt, and dark grey slacks, both tightly fitting over his muscular build, and black tie. With his brow furrowed and teeth clenched, he's reaching for the back of his neck with his left hand and resting his right and his right leg. He's spreading his legs out wide with a massive erection bulging over his left thigh. The legs of the chair he's sitting on are bending from his weight. The other student is of the same alien species, but is much smaller, about half his height and with a skinny build. He has clean cut, short brown hair, and is wearing glasses, as well as a green vest over his shirt. He's nudging over to the left of his seat, avoiding the space Jupiter's left leg is taking. He has arms at his side as if paying stern attention, but he seems to be gazing over this towering tank of a classmate on his right anyway. Flying sweat drops are scattered around both of their faces. The same as the previous pic, but the table is removed to better show off Jupiter's hard-on bulge.
October 30, 2025 at 11:28 PM
thembig.bsky.social
Comm from @devilcakey.bsky.social, originally completed in 2021!
Pete's ready to watch horror movies all night long with you ❤️
A hyper-muscular and hairy Pete DiNunzio is sitting on a couch, spreading his legs out and taking up all of the room. He's wearing nothing but a backwards red baseball cap, a torn and tightly fitting white wife beater, and his socks and sneakers. He's glaring down at the viewer with a seedy grin, and saying, "Hey, looks like you're finally back. Saved you a seat, babe." He's holding a movie theater-sized bucket of popcorn in his left hand and pointing to his big hard-on with his right.
October 8, 2025 at 11:53 PM
thembig.bsky.social
My first ever Pete commission, from purelygross on twitter, drawn back in 2021! He might be a little TOO excited to be dressing up as a slasher villain 😰
A hunky Pete DiNunzio is glaring at you with a creepy grin, lifting a hockey mask up over his scalp with his left hand and holding a big hunting knife with his right. He's wearing a tattered white tanktop, and dark grey boxers, both stained with splattered blood. His erection is pitching a tent in the boxers.
October 3, 2025 at 3:43 PM
thembig.bsky.social
Oh no... Look what you've all done, giving this pompous punk all that attention! He's all riled up now 😰
"LINE UP SINGLE FILE YA PEEPIN' RUNTS! N' SUCK ME DRY IF IT CAN EVEN FIT! HAHAH!!"
Commission from an anonymous artist!
A sketch of my huge and beefy space alien OC Jupiter in his college years, wearing his usual casual outfit. He's glaring towards you with an evil grin, grabbing his massive bulge in his left hand, and lifting his right arm high to flip you off.
September 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
thembig.bsky.social
Seems like his hair is catching up with the rest of his masculinity, but he's not sure if he likes the new look...
Commission from @polarcartoons.bsky.social!
A moderately beefier-than-canonical Texas from Motorcity is standing upright and looking down in contemplation. He's touching his chin, messy with stubble, with his left hand, and holding a little razor in his right. His jumpsuit is half unzipped, exposing his chest and upper abs, teeming with broad strands of hair.
September 1, 2025 at 5:43 AM
thembig.bsky.social
Comm from @ryujidoodles.bsky.social!
Looks like he once again needs a new suit 😅
A hyper-muscular Texas from Motorcity is struggling to zip up his jumpsuit over his massive pecs. The zipper seam is also torn apart over his crotch bulge, revealing a peek of his briefs.
August 20, 2025 at 11:40 PM
thembig.bsky.social
Commission from @beefburner.bsky.social!
Dextor's gone even more overboard with his soul contortion shenanigans... I'm sure he'll be fine though 😊
A hyper-muscular Dextor from pop'n music leaning into his larger-than-torso-sized cock and grabbing it with both hands.
August 13, 2025 at 11:14 PM
thembig.bsky.social
Happy #JupiterThursday!
Here's a comm from @theobromic.bsky.social; looks like he's a bit pissed off and wants to teach you a lesson himself after class 😈
A low-angle view of my heavily muscular space alien OC Jupiter at his college bullly age, looming over you. He's licking his upper lip and unbuttoning his tightly-fitting white collared shirt, which is part of his mandatory school uniform.
July 3, 2025 at 8:57 PM
thembig.bsky.social
thembig face reveal?!? sure, why not...
A second part to my comm from @polarcartoons.bsky.social, that got its own canvas because there wasn't enough room for us on the first~
An oversized, super muscular Texas from Motorcity is spooning me on a bed. I'm a much smaller, skinny white man with medium-length brown parted bangs, a pointy jaw, and some rough stubble. Texas is wearing a crop-top and a pair of boxer briefs with the same flame pattern as his jumpsuit, and I'm wearing a blue T-shirt and grey sweatpants. He's fast asleep, his snoring right into my ear represented by by Zs floating upwards. A single drop of drool hangs from his lower lip. His left hand is holding me by the waist, and his right arm is reaching out across the middle of my torso. With one eye closed, I'm blushing and smiling shakily. I've got my left arm tucked behind a pillow, and my right hand holding Texas's free hand, around his thumb. My open eye is peering towards Texas's bulge, which is about as big as my head and brushing against my right hip.
June 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
thembig.bsky.social
Comm from @polarcartoons.bsky.social of a heaping TON of Texas!! Dig in everyone 😘
A collage of 4 drawings of a hyper-muscular Texas from Motorcity. Top left: Texas has just rolled up his left jumpsuit sleeve. While still holding onto the left sleeve cuff with his right hand, he gives a mighty flex of his bare biceps on his left arm. He’s kissing those biceps gently with his eyes closed and smiling sweetly. Top right: Surrounded by a metal arch-shaped structure, linked to floating tube-shaped constraints designed to cover his lower arms, Texas is standing tall with his arms reaching high and out, and his legs spread out as well. The constraints on his arms have shattered into pieces floating in the air due to his immense strength, uncovering his clenched fists. His brow is furrowed and he’s snarling with fury. A few cloud puffs showing his angered breaths appear around his face. Bottom left: Texas is lifting his right arm up, and carrying a flame-patterned bucket overflowing with rags and soapy water, the handle held up with his mere index finger. His left hand is at his waist holding a turned-on water hose. He’s grinning smugly towards the viewer. The top of his jumpsuit has been tied around his waist, revealing a white T-shirt over his chest that is so soaking wet, it mostly reveals his bare skin. His arms are dripping wet with water, as well. Bottom right: Texas, having gotten uncharacteristically flustered, is looking off to his lower left and blushing with a sheepish frown. He’s putting his palms out in front of his chest and waving them, as if to gesture a “no, no, hold on…”
June 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
thembig.bsky.social
Oh, I've been dreaming of this moment <3
Just got my first drawn straw page submission, from @sachito.bsky.social!
Jupiter sure looks like an absolute behemoth here doesn't he ;0
A couple of loose doodles of my space alien OC Jupiter, with his hyper-muscular frame dwarfing his head dramatically. The upper left corner has a close-up on his head, neck traps, and the top of his pecs. The rest of the image is a bird's eye view, with his head too far away to make out any details. He's holding a giant barbell in his right hand and raising his left arm to flex.
June 18, 2025 at 10:44 PM
thembig.bsky.social
Comm from @devilcakey.bsky.social!
"Gehehehe, oops!"
Looks like Taisei's having a bit of a wardrobe malfunction at work... not that he minds at all!
A hyper-muscular Taisei Tachibana from the webcomic "Sakana" is bursting out of his work outfit. His thick, dark brown bangs completely obscure the top of his face, so it's not certain where in particular he's looking, but he is pointing his head downwards with a wide, carefree grin. He's wearing a white collared and buttoned shirt, and dark gray slacks with a belt, but the massive flaccid bulge in his underwear is prominently dangling out the fly hole with not an iota of resistance. The sleeves of the shirt are already tearing up from the bulk in his arms, and top button has popped off of it, exposing the top of his hairy chest. His boxer briefs are decorated with a tiling pattern of a superhero mask from his favorite TV show "Hypraman".
May 24, 2025 at 3:05 AM
thembig.bsky.social
Comm from @beetle.zone!
Big ol' Texas knows all too well that if you got it, flaunt it, and he sure does got a lot of it!
A downright enormously hyper-muscle, hyper-endowed Texas from Motorcity is winking and flashing a wide, cheeky grin with his buck teeth biting on his tongue. He's raising both his arms up high and giving a double bicep flex. His flame-print speedo is stretched so thin by his towering hard-on, that the glans is covered snugly, but the bands hover over the shaft barely concealing anything. A little star appears beside his face, and little hearts appear over the top of his glans.
May 17, 2025 at 8:23 AM
thembig.bsky.social
Comm from an artist who prefers to remain anonymous!
Here’s Tex trying out an experimental new growth procedure, with very promising results! He might not even be done growing…
Top left: Texas is at his canonical size, fully dressed in his jumpsuit and basecall cap. He’s raising his right arm to flex his biceps, with the sleeve rolled up to reveal a patch stuck to them. A slight smirk adorns his face as he looks toward those biceps with anticipation. Top right: Having bulked out to about 3 times his width and grown about a head taller, Texas has shed his suit for a simple red pair of boxer briefs, tight around his upper thighs. He’s slightly squatting his legs and flexing both his arms, with his wrists angled towards his abs, and grinning with an aggressive look in his furrowed brows. Bottom: The growth has hit Texas once again in a sudden burst, so quickly that his cap flew off his head. His muscles have expanded about twice as big as before, and his height rose about another two heads, to a point that utterly defies reality. He’s looking downwards but still smiling wide, his chin now sunken into his pecs shelf. With his right arm, he’s reaching behind his head, and with his left, he’s grabbing his still-clothed crotch bulge from the side. Said bulge, heaving with mass, has grown even more dramatically than his muscles. Even in its soft state, it’s about as voluptuous as one of his pecs, and obscuring his right thigh muscles from view.
May 3, 2025 at 9:47 PM
thembig.bsky.social
Comm from posduroo on Twitter!
"Ya see now, Rat-tail? I told ya I was the Burners' secret weapon, still don't believe it? Might wanna run for cover, cause this ain't even the biggest Texas gets!"
Drawing of a gigantic, exceptionally beefy, bare naked Texas, and a regular-sized Abraham Kane, both from Motorcity. Texas is posed with his left palm and calves against the floor, and his back arched, yet still he still looms over Kane at this size. He's looking down at Kane proudly, reaching his right hand out to his chest, and nudging his chin from below with his index finger. His massive erection, thick as his forearms and long enough to reach his chest, is pulling his flameprint speedo so thin, it could very well snap apart. Torn-up socks with the same flame pattern cover his feet. Kane's leaning with his back and forearms against the wall, and looking back at Texas tensely. He's fully dressed in his white collared shirt, slacks, and shoes, but his hard-on is pitching a noticeable tent. The scene is a plain light blue interior; a generic Detroit Deluxe building. The floor is cracked all over underneath Texas's weight.
April 19, 2025 at 7:37 PM
thembig.bsky.social
just got my Robber/Robert book signed by @realbadjasper.bsky.social and as a true Andy stan i will treasure this for the rest of my life THANK UUUUUUU
A signature and doodle of Andy from Jasper on the back of the front cover of Robber/Robert Chapter 1.
April 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
thembig.bsky.social
Surprise! Another Sakana comm from @sachito.bsky.social!

It's hard not to see how Taro got his reputation as the biggest, baddest butcher in the entire Tsukiji fish market 💪🔪
A hyper-muscular and hyper-endowed Taro Sakana, smiling and standing proudly, as tall and thick as the shark he has slung over his left shoulder. His right hand is placed in a fist resting on his right thigh. All he's wearing is an apron lightly stained with blood splatters, that drapes to only midway down the length of his cock. The blue tentacles of the gang tattoo on his back are prominently visible over his shoulders, and his nipples have golden, rectangular piercings.
March 28, 2025 at 5:00 AM
thembig.bsky.social
Comm from @sachito.bsky.social, who so kindly depicted Yuudai Tanaka and Taisei Tachibana's awkward first meeting in Sakana as faithfully as we can remember it~

...what do you mean? of COURSE this is how it went! 😤
A hyper-muscular and hyper-endowed Taisei is looming over Yuudai with an innocent, friendly, big grin on his face. He's wearing his fur-trimmed hoodie, but it doesn't even begin to cover the absurd mass of his chest; sleeves torn off, his bloated chest making it downright impossible to zip shut. His sneakers fit just fine on the other hand, and his blue jeans, while mostly snug around his thighs and package, sag a bit to reveal a peek of the top of his shaft and ass cheeks. Yuudai, being his usual irritated self, is glaring upwards at Taisei with a faint blush on his cheeks and crossing his arms. He's fully dressed in a long-sleeve shirt, khaki pants, shoes, and a work apron. He's standing on a stool that's just high enough to reach Taisei's ankles. It doesn't give Yuudai as much height as he'd like, with his head coming up between Taisei's pecs, and almost the entirety of his legs being brushed up against Taisei's flaccid crotch bulge.
March 28, 2025 at 12:26 AM
thembig.bsky.social
Comm from @whatinsomnia.bsky.social as a present for my buddy @donatzu.bsky.social's birthday, featuring Jupiter (my OC) and his OC Arorás in a downright GODLY arm-wrestling match >:) Who's gonna win?
Two gigantic hyper muscle men are seated and arm wrestling on a very crumpled and dented table in a barred prison, as well as inadvertently frotting below the table, due to the size of their dicks. They are both wearing orange prison jumpsuits and have cuffs around their ankles. Their left arms are doing the wrestling, their rights are behind their backs. Jupiter, on the left, is my space alien character with the ego of a god. He has light blue skin, a graying orange mullet, 2 antennae protruding from the top of his head, rough sideburns, glasses, a flat goatee, and six digits on his hands and feet. The jumpsuit he's wearing is fully opened at the front to reveal his hairy pecs, and has a high collar wrapping around his neck traps. Arorás, on the right, is Donatzu's literal god character. His skin is dark maroon, and his hair is short, slicked up, and dark in the same hue with bright star-like flecks. He has 2 horns on his head, and a full beard, his hairline connected from the chin, to the sideburns, to the scalp. His jumpsuit is torn at the sleeves, and on the back is decorated with with the letters "RGP", standing for Rogue God Prison. Arorás' long, snakey tail protrudes out-of-frame from the jumpsuit's designated hole between the ass cheeks, and curves back into frame with the tip at the height level of his feet.
March 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM
thembig.bsky.social
Comm from @guzreuef.bsky.social!

Thirty years and now he's back: the giant GILF in the Mystery Shack 🥴
Illustration of a hyper muscle Stanford Pines from Gravity Falls emerging from the interdimensional portal in his lab. His shoulders are so broad, and his muscles so thick, that it's quite a tight fit through the portal hole, glowing brightly behind him. His crotch bulge is as wide as his waistline, and sags down to his calves.  He's wearing a cloak, a sweater, sweatpants, and boots, all of which are a dark shade of gray. Additionally, protective goggles cover his eyes, a lighter gray scarf is swaddled around his neck, a strap of a bag reaches across his chest, and lighter gray protective pads cover his knees. Ford is facing towards the viewer and smirking with bravado. His right arm is reaching up to grab the top of the portal's triangle base, and his left hand is grabbing the right side of the decorative ring of glowing constellation symbols, from inside the portal. Both points of contact are cracking and crumbling from the strength of his grip. His legs are bending with his knees jutting forward, his right knee more so, and his heels are scraping down the bottom part of the triangle.  An alternate version of the previous pic. Ford is in the exact same pose as before, but less clothed. The goggles now hang from his neck, revealing his eyes, with eyelids lowered halfway, and pupils looking straight ahead at the viewer. His cloak, bag strap, and boots remain on, but his sweater and pants are off, his massive package snugly contained by just a medium-gray pair of briefs. Another alternate version. Ford is dressed almost the same as the second version of the pic with just one glaring difference: the briefs are off, and his erect shaft and balls are out swinging. His eyelids are slightly lower, and his mouth has opened into a wide, toothy, lip-biting grin.
February 18, 2025 at 7:04 AM
thembig.bsky.social
Comm from @lanopoli.bsky.social of a scene from a SUPER indulgent little smut fanfic a good friend of mine wrote for me!
A massively meaty Junior's taken to some filthy flirting with Chuck, but Texas, ever the largest, comes to the rescue!

The story can be read here: mega.nz/file/1gJFURx...
Drawing of Texas, Junior, and Chuck from Motorcity. Texas and Junior are drawn hyper-muscular and hyper-endowed, and are inadvertently trapping a normal-sized Chuck between their gargantuan crotch bulges, at some random clearing in the underground city. All three men are fully dressed in their regular outfits, though Texas and Junior's clothes fit tightly around their hyper-muscular bodies. Junior is about the height of a two story building, and his waistline meets the peak of Chuck's bangs. He's standing upright and towering over Chuck, his package shoved against his back. He's gazing upwards at Texas' face with a smug grin and his left hand on his hip. Texas is a degree even larger than Junior, his chest at Junior's eye level, and his muscles and testicles twice as thick. He's pissed off, leaning towards Junior and looking back down on him with fists and teeth clenched. His bulge bumps into Chuck from his front. Chuck is flustered and lightly blushing. He's been taken off-balance, with his left calf in the air and his right foot perched on the toes. He's got his left forearm and palm laid on the jumpsuit fabric holding in Texas' cock.
February 10, 2025 at 11:08 AM
thembig.bsky.social
Comm from @devilcakey.bsky.social of Gary from The Venture Bros. (who deserves so much more love!!) and his two-ton DONG 😈
Colored sketch drawing of Gary desperately jerking off his hyper-sized dick, as thick as his brawny thighs, and so tall that the glans meets his right cheek. A rope of cum is starting to trail down the glans. He's rolling back his eyes and biting his lip with his cheeks flushed. He is fully nude, with body hair covering his pecs, arms, pubic region and thighs. A few sweat drops fall from his face, down to his chest, shoulders and legs.
February 7, 2025 at 10:12 PM
thembig.bsky.social
Comm from @yoink-0.bsky.social!
Jupiter's not much of a morning person... 😴
Illustration of my burly space alien character Jupiter, having just woken up from a deep sleep. Still groggy, he stands up from his bed and performs a lazy stretch, yawning as he pushes one arm into the air and one behind his head. He isn't wearing much, save for a plaid robe, open at the front, and a pair of white boxers studded with pink hearts. His hair is a bit unkempt and his glasses hang from his face, slightly crooked. (Alt text assistance provided by the illustrator Yoink-0.) An alternate version of the previous picture. Jupiter's boxers are being stretched forward by his morning wood.
January 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM