BIGBADAUD999!!
@themadauditor.bsky.social
"Stop meddling..."
Owner is 18, Minors and Lewd DNI.
In fact, check the pinned before interacting.
PFP & Banner by Krinkels, not associated with him though.
KC: 2 / DC: 0
Owner is 18, Minors and Lewd DNI.
In fact, check the pinned before interacting.
PFP & Banner by Krinkels, not associated with him though.
KC: 2 / DC: 0
Pinned
[[ THE ONE NAMED DOC MUST DIE. ]]
[[ THE ONE NAMED DOC MUST BE ERASED. ]]
[[ THE ONE NAMED DOC MUST BE ERASED. ]]
(i hate how i keep forgetting to use this account)
(i need to give it and Endom more love, but Tricky's just too fun 💔)
(i need to give it and Endom more love, but Tricky's just too fun 💔)
November 28, 2025 at 12:35 PM
(i hate how i keep forgetting to use this account)
(i need to give it and Endom more love, but Tricky's just too fun 💔)
(i need to give it and Endom more love, but Tricky's just too fun 💔)
"Why are there 3 different days that serve the exact same purpose?"
November 16, 2025 at 6:10 AM
"Why are there 3 different days that serve the exact same purpose?"
(ME TRYING MY HARDEST NOT TO MAKE HIM SAY "Yes you are.")
November 14, 2025 at 7:08 AM
(ME TRYING MY HARDEST NOT TO MAKE HIM SAY "Yes you are.")
(I should do a "Saying shit as The Auditor" at some point because I think I have a good voice in mind for him)
November 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
(I should do a "Saying shit as The Auditor" at some point because I think I have a good voice in mind for him)
(choosing between making Audi demand complete answers to his questions or making him double down on the ragebaiting)
November 13, 2025 at 3:55 PM
(choosing between making Audi demand complete answers to his questions or making him double down on the ragebaiting)
(Audi immediately going for the jugular over here)
"For real? Or are you just acting emo?"
The Auditor's eyes narrow.
"Because the latter seems to be right."
The Auditor's eyes narrow.
"Because the latter seems to be right."
November 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
(Audi immediately going for the jugular over here)
"That's because I'm not. I'm The Auditor, you are?"
November 13, 2025 at 12:14 PM
"That's because I'm not. I'm The Auditor, you are?"
Blink blink, followed by a tinge of confusion.
"No? I really don't care that much... I just think you're weird."
"No? I really don't care that much... I just think you're weird."
Oh. It's you again.
Yer not gonna arrest me for eatin' some moss, are ya?
Yer not gonna arrest me for eatin' some moss, are ya?
Sips soda.
"... We meet again, Moss Eater."
"... We meet again, Moss Eater."
November 12, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Blink blink, followed by a tinge of confusion.
"No? I really don't care that much... I just think you're weird."
"No? I really don't care that much... I just think you're weird."
(Wait guys peak idea)
(Takeover event of mun /j)
(Takeover event of mun /j)
November 12, 2025 at 7:35 AM
(Wait guys peak idea)
(Takeover event of mun /j)
(Takeover event of mun /j)
Sips soda.
"... We meet again, Moss Eater."
"... We meet again, Moss Eater."
[ pacing. trying to shake off her anger. ]
November 12, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Sips soda.
"... We meet again, Moss Eater."
"... We meet again, Moss Eater."
(hey so uhhhhh how we feeling about my portrayal of Audi so far?)
November 11, 2025 at 9:52 PM
(hey so uhhhhh how we feeling about my portrayal of Audi so far?)
"Can't they just find a copy of the magazine?"
Sips on cup of soda.
Sips on cup of soda.
You know, back when I was younger I modeled for a porn magazine.
Now, if anyone wants to see me like that, they need to take me to bed.
Now, if anyone wants to see me like that, they need to take me to bed.
November 11, 2025 at 8:42 PM
"Can't they just find a copy of the magazine?"
Sips on cup of soda.
Sips on cup of soda.
(imagine being the auditor and messing with someone for your own amusement, and then suddenly that person eats moss in front of you)
November 11, 2025 at 11:53 AM
(imagine being the auditor and messing with someone for your own amusement, and then suddenly that person eats moss in front of you)
Upon seeing this, The Auditor's reaction is to just stand there with wide eyes, like a deer in headlights.
And while it is true he didn't chase after her or even say a word, one thing is certain...
He /will/ remember that.
And while it is true he didn't chase after her or even say a word, one thing is certain...
He /will/ remember that.
[ without a second word, she shoves the moss in her mouth and turns to make a break for it ]
Squints.
"What are you doing then?"
"What are you doing then?"
November 11, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Upon seeing this, The Auditor's reaction is to just stand there with wide eyes, like a deer in headlights.
And while it is true he didn't chase after her or even say a word, one thing is certain...
He /will/ remember that.
And while it is true he didn't chase after her or even say a word, one thing is certain...
He /will/ remember that.
Squints.
"What are you doing then?"
"What are you doing then?"
. . . . . . . Nooooo.
"Are you smuggling moss?
November 11, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Squints.
"What are you doing then?"
"What are you doing then?"
"Are you smuggling moss?
[ slowly backing away into the alleyway with a handful of moss in both hands ]
November 11, 2025 at 9:18 AM
"Are you smuggling moss?
"What's so funny about the number 41?"
November 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
"What's so funny about the number 41?"
(just realized, does The Auditor even pay his employees?)
November 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
(just realized, does The Auditor even pay his employees?)
"If you're disposable, the AAHW is recruiting."
November 10, 2025 at 4:14 PM
"If you're disposable, the AAHW is recruiting."
"Hiring that clown was a mistake."
November 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
"Hiring that clown was a mistake."
"I think Hank should die."
"Painfully. And slowly too."
"Painfully. And slowly too."
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 PM
"I think Hank should die."
"Painfully. And slowly too."
"Painfully. And slowly too."
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Everything is fine here.
You don't need to look any closer.
. . . Go away.
You don't need to learn about me.
You don't need to look any closer.
. . . Go away.
You don't need to learn about me.
November 10, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Everything is fine here.
You don't need to look any closer.
. . . Go away.
You don't need to learn about me.
You don't need to look any closer.
. . . Go away.
You don't need to learn about me.
(alright, flip done, i should have more fun now)
November 10, 2025 at 2:30 PM
(alright, flip done, i should have more fun now)
[[ THE ONE NAMED DOC MUST DIE. ]]
[[ THE ONE NAMED DOC MUST BE ERASED. ]]
[[ THE ONE NAMED DOC MUST BE ERASED. ]]
November 10, 2025 at 2:23 PM
[[ THE ONE NAMED DOC MUST DIE. ]]
[[ THE ONE NAMED DOC MUST BE ERASED. ]]
[[ THE ONE NAMED DOC MUST BE ERASED. ]]