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Llama God
@thellamagod.bsky.social
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Six-winged god of llamas. Green. Conjunx Endura of @jobot935.bsky.social . Many Bothans died and many rich idiots showed their asses to bring you these... bleats? Which are all his own. Ofc. He/him.
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And cue the John Williams Star Wars theme.
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Numenorean shops sailing into the sun, just before the picture goes black to credits
November 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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The blossoming of a beautiful friendship, which will absolutely not go on to be a problem for absolutely everyone.
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Halbrand stood next to Galadriel, and giving her a cheeky, happy grin
November 28, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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This entire scene is delightful, and that’s without mentioning the shipping fodder that’s provided here…
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Durin IV in the forests of Lindon, speaking to Elrond: “Give me the meat, and give it to me raw.”
November 28, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Look, it’s the only way to win an electoral majority…
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Waldreg, looking meaningfully at a dagger, whilst Rowan begs him from off screen
November 28, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Nice, inspirational speech there, which I’m sure won’t come back to cause problems for absolutely everyone.
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Galadriel giving a stirring speech to Halbrand
November 28, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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They’ve always been a bit wet, the both of them…
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Isildur and Kemen, somewhat bedraggled, having been dragged out of the sea
November 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Give it a couple of thousand years and there’ll be a queue going all the way to Valinor lining up to do this…
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Valandil hitting Isildur in the face
November 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Middle management Gil-Gadaddy not sure if he buys Durin’s story, but deciding it’s probably easier to go along with it anyway…

The whole dinner scene is great, but this especially.
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Gil-Galad, with an expression on his face suggesting he’s not completely buying into Durin’s shit, but with some slight doubt…
November 28, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Clearly a cold evening, so making the most of the central heating here…
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Pharazon sat next to a wall that bears sculpting that resembles a radiator.
November 28, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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You drop guard before making attack. Again!
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Galadriel holding a sword in each hand, and holding two Numenorean soldiers at bay as she instructs them in the art of sword fighting.
November 28, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Hello.
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Galadriel, holding Valandil at bay with a sword. And looking hot doing so.
November 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Meanwhile, back on Idiot Island the mood has changed to be less in favour of the expedition to Middle Earth, for reasons that are not fully explored in the actual episodes given how the last one ended. This is one area they needed more work on this season. But it was a busy one, so…
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Crowds clamouring for Pharazon’s attention in the halls of Numenor
November 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Waldreg there busily drafting Labour policy…
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Waldreg addressing the crowds of Southlanders sheltered in the watch tower of Ostirith, whilst Bronwyn and Arondir look on. He is saying: “…bowing to the supposed enemy.”
November 28, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Yes, even that part.
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Carts caught and sinking in a horrible, stinking swamp.
November 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Anyway, visit New Zealand.
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The Harfoots, pulling their carts across a dramatic landscape. More dramatic landscapes, with mountains in the background of a mighty estuary… The Stranger stood silhouetted against the sky amidst yet another dramatic landscape.
November 28, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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I know I’ve mentioned this before, but I’m a parent and licensed to be insufferable, so: I will always love this song, simply because the Scraplet taught himself the lyrics when he was 2 years old…
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Poppy pulling her cart, starting to sing her walking song: The sun is fast falling…
November 28, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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A bit late starting this week’s #TROPRewatch, as we were catching up with Campbellbon’s wacky adventures (not finished yet, no spoilers!), but here we are with something I still mutter to myself when I’m busy doing things…
The Stranger, saying: Snails, snails…
November 28, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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And apparently I get a Matrix too. Very odd that it comes with Scamper, of all ‘bots. Looking forward to the explanation for this…
Blokees Wheels Scamper, with a Matrix of Leadership on a stand looking like a racing trophy
November 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Old Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow,
Bright blue his jacket is and his boots are yellow…
The Pope, holding and speaking into a microphone
November 23, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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Except for this, which asks many questions, starting with: Why does she have a puppet of her boyfriend’s dad..?
Tauriel, with Thranduil in the background, the shot being taken from the BluRay menu screen. The placement of the menu bar and removes some vital depth information from the view, with the result being that it seems that both characters are on the same focus plane, but with Thranduil looking very small.
November 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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The sex dwarf fails no nut November.
Kili, with a overwhelmed expression on his face, lying with his head on a pillow of walnuts. Because what could be more comfortable?
November 22, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Shot of the film.
Thorin, on profile, with the profile of the mighty statue of one of his forebears in the background
November 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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“My name… is Smaug.”
Smaug the dragon atop his mountains of gold in the mighty halls of Erebor, under the mountain Zachary Quinto as Spock and Chris Pine as Kirk from Star Trek Into Darkness
November 22, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Yes, I know she has a thing for hot messes, but this is a bit desperate - you’re not going to win your ex back…
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A shadow of the armoured figure of Sauron, emerging from a sea of flame.
November 22, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Non-white characters? In a Tolkien adaptation? What sort of woke nonsense is this?!
A crowd of the people of Laketown. Some of the background characters are not white. Just the background characters, mind you.
November 22, 2025 at 10:40 PM