Liz Wasser [she/her]
@thelizwasser.bsky.social
actor | comedy writer | writer writer
“My BFF!” -Betty Buckley
opinions are my own and objectively correct
“My BFF!” -Betty Buckley
opinions are my own and objectively correct
tbh they both look great
December 4, 2025 at 4:14 AM
tbh they both look great
Shout out to this diva and the og sex cardigan
November 25, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Shout out to this diva and the og sex cardigan
you two better not be a sultry massage table when I get there
October 28, 2025 at 10:11 PM
you two better not be a sultry massage table when I get there
BREAKING: Prof. Indiana Jones ousted from the Marshall College archeology department for hateful public remarks.
September 20, 2025 at 12:37 AM
BREAKING: Prof. Indiana Jones ousted from the Marshall College archeology department for hateful public remarks.
MACAVI-T. WASHINGTON
September 1, 2025 at 12:06 AM
MACAVI-T. WASHINGTON
Nice try, Titus Andromedon.
August 23, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Nice try, Titus Andromedon.
cc @kristinoem
August 8, 2025 at 1:51 AM
cc @kristinoem
Wow and here I was thinking we live in a “post-racial America.”
July 31, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Wow and here I was thinking we live in a “post-racial America.”
He’s been waiting 20 years for this moment. Congrats, King.
June 27, 2025 at 10:44 PM
He’s been waiting 20 years for this moment. Congrats, King.
“I sewed playclothes for the children.”
June 22, 2025 at 7:43 PM
“I sewed playclothes for the children.”
Jamie Lloyd’s Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat
June 18, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Jamie Lloyd’s Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat
Today is her day
June 15, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Today is her day
This is something I would've tweeted when I was 15 and trying to be the funniest girl at theater camp—I've never seen someone tell on themselves so hard
June 13, 2025 at 12:42 AM
This is something I would've tweeted when I was 15 and trying to be the funniest girl at theater camp—I've never seen someone tell on themselves so hard
VERY GOOD people on BOTH SIDES OF THE BARRICADE! JAVERT = HERO!! Loves LAW & ORDER and takes down LOSER CRIMINALS who STEAL BREAD (UNFAIR TO BAKERS!!!) The country needs more GREAT AMERICAN ROLE MODELS like him!!!
June 12, 2025 at 11:14 PM
VERY GOOD people on BOTH SIDES OF THE BARRICADE! JAVERT = HERO!! Loves LAW & ORDER and takes down LOSER CRIMINALS who STEAL BREAD (UNFAIR TO BAKERS!!!) The country needs more GREAT AMERICAN ROLE MODELS like him!!!
wishing my gen z co-workers happy pride
June 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
wishing my gen z co-workers happy pride
Well which one is it???
June 10, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Well which one is it???
Moving forward as one community
June 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Moving forward as one community
and in the stage musical Rolfe sees Liesl hiding and he’s all “I didn’t see anything” and leaves, which is dumb. But in the MOVIE Capt. Von Trapp takes Rolfe’s gun and he’s about to leave but Capt. just HAS to say “You’ll never be one of them” so Rolfe is all “LIEUTENANT!!!” and—
May 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
and in the stage musical Rolfe sees Liesl hiding and he’s all “I didn’t see anything” and leaves, which is dumb. But in the MOVIE Capt. Von Trapp takes Rolfe’s gun and he’s about to leave but Capt. just HAS to say “You’ll never be one of them” so Rolfe is all “LIEUTENANT!!!” and—
RFK
SWAMP DECAY
WHAT ELSE SO I HAVE TO SAY
SWAMP DECAY
WHAT ELSE SO I HAVE TO SAY
May 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
RFK
SWAMP DECAY
WHAT ELSE SO I HAVE TO SAY
SWAMP DECAY
WHAT ELSE SO I HAVE TO SAY
The conclave has elected a new Boop
May 2, 2025 at 3:29 AM
The conclave has elected a new Boop
King George midway through Act 2 of Hamilton
April 7, 2025 at 10:43 PM
King George midway through Act 2 of Hamilton
Democratic leaders just texting each other this meme back and forth forever
March 4, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Democratic leaders just texting each other this meme back and forth forever
If I send you this, it means I already know the tea but am pretending I don’t because I love the attention.
February 26, 2025 at 3:47 PM
If I send you this, it means I already know the tea but am pretending I don’t because I love the attention.
I don’t identify as queer I identify as
February 17, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I don’t identify as queer I identify as