Toby Fenn
@thelhc.bsky.social
In the words of Pop Will Eat Itself: "In the words of Monty Burns 'Hello Cruel World!'"
No, not that one.
No, not that one.
Yeah, my brother in law recently started working as a call handler for the local police, within a week he stopped telling us about the calls he was getting. I *think* he's dealing with it ok, they do get a lot of support, although one of my mum's friends only stuck it for about 2 years.
December 2, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Yeah, my brother in law recently started working as a call handler for the local police, within a week he stopped telling us about the calls he was getting. I *think* he's dealing with it ok, they do get a lot of support, although one of my mum's friends only stuck it for about 2 years.
Brother owner here, confirmed, best tech ever! Switch on, send print, print comes out, end of story. Also, another IT spod, no, I can't fix your laptop (and I genuinely can't, I don't work on laptops, or Windows or anything like that. And anyway, I haven't spoken to you in 3 years mother.).
December 2, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Brother owner here, confirmed, best tech ever! Switch on, send print, print comes out, end of story. Also, another IT spod, no, I can't fix your laptop (and I genuinely can't, I don't work on laptops, or Windows or anything like that. And anyway, I haven't spoken to you in 3 years mother.).
Yeah, we both just sort of looked at each other when the credits rolled.
November 30, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Yeah, we both just sort of looked at each other when the credits rolled.
We have a neighbour like that, refuses to answer the door during the day, never knocks, even though they get the card to tell them where their parcel is.
November 30, 2025 at 10:04 PM
We have a neighbour like that, refuses to answer the door during the day, never knocks, even though they get the card to tell them where their parcel is.
No, I think they're trying to emphasize that actual humans were involved. "Studio" sounds like Skynet made it, "from the artists" tells you it was real people.
November 30, 2025 at 10:01 AM
No, I think they're trying to emphasize that actual humans were involved. "Studio" sounds like Skynet made it, "from the artists" tells you it was real people.
I think we might work for the same company.
November 30, 2025 at 9:59 AM
I think we might work for the same company.
Amateur! A cloak held across the bottom of the face, elbow forward, is the only way to truly avoid detection!
November 28, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Amateur! A cloak held across the bottom of the face, elbow forward, is the only way to truly avoid detection!
OMG REALLY SMOL PAUL! I've never seen his kitten photos before! This is glorious!
November 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
OMG REALLY SMOL PAUL! I've never seen his kitten photos before! This is glorious!
SHONKY? Wash your mouth out! Duckula was High Art!
November 27, 2025 at 2:18 PM
SHONKY? Wash your mouth out! Duckula was High Art!
Well I hope you've brought enough for the rest of us young man!
Because, frankly, they look AMAZING!
Because, frankly, they look AMAZING!
November 27, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Well I hope you've brought enough for the rest of us young man!
Because, frankly, they look AMAZING!
Because, frankly, they look AMAZING!
There's literally an entire conversation about this in Predator:Badlands.
November 26, 2025 at 9:10 AM
There's literally an entire conversation about this in Predator:Badlands.
Channel 5 have brought back Play for Today, so maybe there's a chance?
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Channel 5 have brought back Play for Today, so maybe there's a chance?
I'm not sure how it's 65kKm long, given the circumference of the Earth is around 40kKm and it only appears to be travelling across half the globe (so 20kKm would seem more likely)? It's a bit wiggly, to use the technical term but enough to triple the length?
November 25, 2025 at 9:15 AM
I'm not sure how it's 65kKm long, given the circumference of the Earth is around 40kKm and it only appears to be travelling across half the globe (so 20kKm would seem more likely)? It's a bit wiggly, to use the technical term but enough to triple the length?
The old internet was great, Tim didn't invent any of this shit.
November 25, 2025 at 7:42 AM
The old internet was great, Tim didn't invent any of this shit.
Just keep an acoustic guitar with you at all times and if anyone asks, sing the Men Behaving Badly song...
November 21, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Just keep an acoustic guitar with you at all times and if anyone asks, sing the Men Behaving Badly song...
My pleasure, endlessly fascinating stories told in simple enough language that anyone can understand, wonderful stuff!
November 21, 2025 at 3:48 PM
My pleasure, endlessly fascinating stories told in simple enough language that anyone can understand, wonderful stuff!
Is Vladimir Putin a shareholder?
November 21, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Is Vladimir Putin a shareholder?
I recall the figure they gave for "near zero" was more like 24 times...per month. So basically take Sundays off and you'll be fine.
November 21, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I recall the figure they gave for "near zero" was more like 24 times...per month. So basically take Sundays off and you'll be fine.
Why is this the business of the Coast Guard? Wouldn't their time be better spent, I don't know, stopping people from drowning?
November 21, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Why is this the business of the Coast Guard? Wouldn't their time be better spent, I don't know, stopping people from drowning?
I'm just jealous you've got TNT Sports tbh...
November 21, 2025 at 11:56 AM
I'm just jealous you've got TNT Sports tbh...
From memory the phrase was "effectively zero". I don't think anyone was suggesting nothing else causes prostate cancer but the numbers in the study back up that conclusion (otherwise they wouldn't have drawn it, presumably).
November 21, 2025 at 11:42 AM
From memory the phrase was "effectively zero". I don't think anyone was suggesting nothing else causes prostate cancer but the numbers in the study back up that conclusion (otherwise they wouldn't have drawn it, presumably).
A day? Stop showing off!
November 21, 2025 at 10:39 AM
A day? Stop showing off!
It's less about proving yourself to be man and more about proving you're not so old and decrepit that things have stopped working and you might as well take yourself off to dignitas as you're no use to man nor beast...
November 21, 2025 at 10:38 AM
It's less about proving yourself to be man and more about proving you're not so old and decrepit that things have stopped working and you might as well take yourself off to dignitas as you're no use to man nor beast...
Nothing alleged about it, scientific studies have shown stale seminal fluid can be a carcinogen. "Flushing the system" regularly can reduce likelihood of prostate cancer to zero.
November 21, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Nothing alleged about it, scientific studies have shown stale seminal fluid can be a carcinogen. "Flushing the system" regularly can reduce likelihood of prostate cancer to zero.