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Toby Fenn
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In the words of Pop Will Eat Itself: "In the words of Monty Burns 'Hello Cruel World!'"

No, not that one.
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Is that Quinn from Jaws?
November 18, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Well. There can be only 1. Appropriate, as it was the only thing I listened to until the next album came out, so I think I'd have described it as perfect back then!
The cover of Pop Will Eat Itself's second album, "This Is The Day...This Is The Hour...This Is THIS!", released in 1989.
November 17, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Absolutely terrified of the fireworks.

Not really, she's sound asleep on my lap, chasing squirrels in her dreams!
A pile of tabby-torty floof is snoring her head off on a lovely warm blanket, oblivious to the firework display going off a couple of hundred yards up the road. Two white, fluffy socks are tucked up under her chin, twitching occasionally as she chases rodents round the garden in her sleep.
November 2, 2025 at 8:07 PM
This is going to be a real, err, problem, for people that insist on spelling it with an "n"...
July 21, 2025 at 7:57 AM
This is the one I always remember. This and the Ronco Christmas Album that opened into a pop-up winter wonderland scene!
It's the original Muppet Show soundtrack album, Kermit, front and centre, doing his thing.
June 20, 2025 at 6:49 PM
So, wait, is nobody going to mention the villains in the latest Doctor Who were Wynn and Kid? @johnrain.co.uk that can't be a coincidence?
If at first you don't succeed Mr. Wint. Try, try again, Mr. Kidd.
May 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Same energy here!
A tiny floof rams her face into a far too narrow glass to drink someone else's water, despite having her own glass no more than two feet away.
May 14, 2025 at 5:43 AM
FFS, it's not "SOL", it's SOH! A needle pulling thread! This is why the world is going to shit.
April 12, 2025 at 9:52 AM
MOAR FISHY PLEES!
March 20, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Yeah, think grok has googled famous Naomis and stopped at line 1.
Famous Naomis Google search screenshot, Naomi Campbell is first on the list.
December 19, 2024 at 8:45 AM
Look at what we're missing on the other place, all the latest trends:
December 9, 2024 at 7:36 PM
Nooooooooo!
Salacious Crumb, say it ain't so!
December 3, 2024 at 9:16 AM
The beans!
An impossibly gorgeous ball of floof, with a perfect set of beans!
November 27, 2024 at 9:53 PM
I don't know what you mean? That dinner tray has only been sat there for three hours. #DVT
A ball of floof occupies a blanketed lap, beneath which are legs that long ago lost all feeling...
November 26, 2024 at 9:48 PM
This is the greatest cat pic ever
A black cat, still in his drainpipe, being held by a fireman, with a look on her face that suggests someone is trying to operate them like a glove puppet. The cat I mean, not the fireman.
November 26, 2024 at 5:13 PM
Perfectly pussycat in every way!
September 8, 2024 at 8:14 PM
It's whatever that top comment was in reply to?
June 20, 2024 at 10:22 PM
I don't think Sarah Perry is on social media anymore but yay! Can't wait to get stuck in to this one!
May 2, 2024 at 10:33 AM
Aaaah, bless him! This tiny floof was living in a ditch when she was rescued, stuck in a rescue place for 9 months, unwanted and has now been with us for 18 months, long enough to go from terrified clinging neediness to utterly contemptuous! 😂 I couldn't love her any more than I already do!
January 15, 2024 at 1:44 PM
@naomialderman.bsky.social Yay! Just arrived!
November 7, 2023 at 11:51 AM