The Lavender Witch
@thelavenderwitch.bsky.social
Not safe for clout goblins.
Tarot reader, witch, goth, queer.
They/them.
https://ko-fi.com/thelavenderwitch
Tarot reader, witch, goth, queer.
They/them.
https://ko-fi.com/thelavenderwitch
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December 6, 2025 at 4:56 PM
All I want for my upcoming birthday is no drama, no bullshit.. apparently my two friends started to hate each other recently, and I want none of that. It feels like asking for a lot, since I haven't had one birthday without grief.
December 6, 2025 at 3:30 PM
All I want for my upcoming birthday is no drama, no bullshit.. apparently my two friends started to hate each other recently, and I want none of that. It feels like asking for a lot, since I haven't had one birthday without grief.
I really don't like this trend of corporations buying out other corporations, evolving into bigger corporations, buying out other big corporations to turn into megacorporations. Dystopian as fuck. Feel like before too long, there will be one gigacorporation that owns everything and everyone.
December 6, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I really don't like this trend of corporations buying out other corporations, evolving into bigger corporations, buying out other big corporations to turn into megacorporations. Dystopian as fuck. Feel like before too long, there will be one gigacorporation that owns everything and everyone.
Oh, y'all don't block bots?
a woman wearing a black and white striped shirt is standing in front of a closet
Alt: a woman wearing a black and white striped shirt is standing in front of a closet
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December 5, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Oh, y'all don't block bots?
As a Halloween person, I find it weird that Christmas people start saying "Merry Christmas" as soon as December hits.
We just say "It's spooky season!"
We just say "It's spooky season!"
December 5, 2025 at 12:59 PM
As a Halloween person, I find it weird that Christmas people start saying "Merry Christmas" as soon as December hits.
We just say "It's spooky season!"
We just say "It's spooky season!"
Me logging onto any social media platform, including BSky
December 5, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Me logging onto any social media platform, including BSky
Since now we know Kim Kardashian is stupid, I need someone to ask her how many headaches she gets.
I need to know if there's a correlation between brain activity and headaches.
I need to know if there's a correlation between brain activity and headaches.
December 5, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Since now we know Kim Kardashian is stupid, I need someone to ask her how many headaches she gets.
I need to know if there's a correlation between brain activity and headaches.
I need to know if there's a correlation between brain activity and headaches.
I finally got to do a reading for someone after so long. It was lovely. A spooky but cosy reading.
December 2, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I finally got to do a reading for someone after so long. It was lovely. A spooky but cosy reading.
Okay, but why does some huge drama always happen right before my birthday?
Every year.
Every year.
December 1, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Okay, but why does some huge drama always happen right before my birthday?
Every year.
Every year.
Well... either BSky is dying or nobody gives a fuck.
Either way, I have no reason to be on here anymore.
Either way, I have no reason to be on here anymore.
It's been a bit of a rough month, or two... If you'd care to book something, it would be much appreciated. #witchsky #tarotsky #pagansky #LGBTQ #smallbusiness
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November 30, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Well... either BSky is dying or nobody gives a fuck.
Either way, I have no reason to be on here anymore.
Either way, I have no reason to be on here anymore.
It's been a bit of a rough month, or two... If you'd care to book something, it would be much appreciated. #witchsky #tarotsky #pagansky #LGBTQ #smallbusiness
ko-fi.com/thelavenderw...
ko-fi.com/thelavenderw...
Support TheLavenderWitch
Support TheLavenderWitch
ko-fi.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:44 PM
It's been a bit of a rough month, or two... If you'd care to book something, it would be much appreciated. #witchsky #tarotsky #pagansky #LGBTQ #smallbusiness
ko-fi.com/thelavenderw...
ko-fi.com/thelavenderw...
Spent 4$ on an early barfday present to me. Yay?
November 29, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Spent 4$ on an early barfday present to me. Yay?
Oh, good. More things I didn't deserve are happening.
November 29, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Oh, good. More things I didn't deserve are happening.
I miss Halloween
November 28, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I miss Halloween
Okay, today I've started to feel the rage at my best friend. Took me a while to process being lied to for 3 years.
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Okay, today I've started to feel the rage at my best friend. Took me a while to process being lied to for 3 years.
Today, I had to run out and get a new phone charger. Guess what I saw at the store.
AI generated Christmas slop.
The more white Christmases are generated with AI, the fewer white Christmases we'll have in real life.
Every bit of AI snow means less snow in real life.
AI generated Christmas slop.
The more white Christmases are generated with AI, the fewer white Christmases we'll have in real life.
Every bit of AI snow means less snow in real life.
November 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Today, I had to run out and get a new phone charger. Guess what I saw at the store.
AI generated Christmas slop.
The more white Christmases are generated with AI, the fewer white Christmases we'll have in real life.
Every bit of AI snow means less snow in real life.
AI generated Christmas slop.
The more white Christmases are generated with AI, the fewer white Christmases we'll have in real life.
Every bit of AI snow means less snow in real life.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but #witchcraft isn't about being comfortable. It's about being very uncomfortable at times in the pursuit of bettering yourself.
November 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but #witchcraft isn't about being comfortable. It's about being very uncomfortable at times in the pursuit of bettering yourself.
I have a huge problem with the societal perception of men's attractiveness:
A man with muscle is immediately hot as fuck, and a man with any amount of fat is always ugly.
I fully disagree with that.
A man with muscle is immediately hot as fuck, and a man with any amount of fat is always ugly.
I fully disagree with that.
November 25, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I have a huge problem with the societal perception of men's attractiveness:
A man with muscle is immediately hot as fuck, and a man with any amount of fat is always ugly.
I fully disagree with that.
A man with muscle is immediately hot as fuck, and a man with any amount of fat is always ugly.
I fully disagree with that.
Some woman I knew 30 years ago won't leave me alone... It's looking like she needs something, and I have nothing anyway.
November 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Some woman I knew 30 years ago won't leave me alone... It's looking like she needs something, and I have nothing anyway.
I had no idea Udo Kier was gay until he died.
November 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I had no idea Udo Kier was gay until he died.
So I got followed by a bunch of bots on here overnight...
"I HATE TRUMP!!!" in every bio? Girl.. and always following crazy amounts of people.
"I HATE TRUMP!!!" in every bio? Girl.. and always following crazy amounts of people.
November 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
So I got followed by a bunch of bots on here overnight...
"I HATE TRUMP!!!" in every bio? Girl.. and always following crazy amounts of people.
"I HATE TRUMP!!!" in every bio? Girl.. and always following crazy amounts of people.
I think Bsky is full of bots.. these aren't real people for sure.
Also, I sell stuff, bro. Or try to... So, you're not following your own morals.
Also, I sell stuff, bro. Or try to... So, you're not following your own morals.
November 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I think Bsky is full of bots.. these aren't real people for sure.
Also, I sell stuff, bro. Or try to... So, you're not following your own morals.
Also, I sell stuff, bro. Or try to... So, you're not following your own morals.
So, um.. if you have an AI profile picture, use AI, and you call yourself a witch, I'm going to ask you to fuck off.
We respect and love nature. A lot more to be said about AI, but let's keep it short. For now.
We respect and love nature. A lot more to be said about AI, but let's keep it short. For now.
November 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
So, um.. if you have an AI profile picture, use AI, and you call yourself a witch, I'm going to ask you to fuck off.
We respect and love nature. A lot more to be said about AI, but let's keep it short. For now.
We respect and love nature. A lot more to be said about AI, but let's keep it short. For now.