Kaycee Jarrard, Local Scrooge
thekacer.bsky.social
Kaycee Jarrard, Local Scrooge
@thekacer.bsky.social
December 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
"Terry Meets Julie,
Waterloo Station
Every Frisay Night
But I am so Lazy
Don't Want to wander
I'll Stay at home at night.

But I don't
Need no friends
As long as I gaze on
Waterloo Sunset
I am in Paradise"
November 23, 2025 at 4:01 AM
It's getting lost underneath all the other parts of it but Trump starts the presser talking about how the lower cost of Wal Mart Thanksgiving meal will help "New Yorkers"

The number of Wal Marts in New York City is *zero*
November 21, 2025 at 11:24 PM
So I'm named for a town in Wyoming and have joked about running for mayor. My brother in law made me a shirt for Christmas that said "Kaycee for Kaycee Wyoming"

Anyway in 2021 I met Curtis Sliwa while I was doing a recruitment campaign and I am so happy that was the shirt I was wearing that day.
October 17, 2025 at 11:45 AM
October 1, 2025 at 11:14 PM
August 30, 2025 at 2:00 PM
My favorite part is the Erie canal was running twelve years before Chicago was incorporated
August 9, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Yeah the Erie canal predates Chicago, convinced a human didn't write this
August 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Drop some BONES ☠️🦴☠️
August 8, 2025 at 4:09 PM
He looks like Timmy
August 4, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Can't decide if it's funnier to try and disprove Cuomo being popular by citing a poll where he's in the low 20s, or by using the same polling firm that said the final round would be Cuomo winning 52-28
July 22, 2025 at 11:46 AM
What's amazing is he seems to have only remembered after he got to his parade birthday party that he doesn't like parades
June 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM
But he will [checks flyer] "Make Crime Illegal"
June 4, 2025 at 11:56 PM
April 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Also named Timmy
April 12, 2025 at 2:53 PM
April 8, 2025 at 1:15 PM
March 25, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Last ten films of 2024 #filmsky
January 1, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Makes sense; Our holiday party 2024 had an uptick compared to 2023 and I think it's because of Timmy
December 22, 2024 at 2:47 PM
December 21, 2024 at 12:08 AM
Same with Timmy
November 26, 2024 at 9:53 PM
1. Rear Window
November 18, 2024 at 12:24 AM
At long last I remember to post
November 17, 2024 at 9:43 PM
Bjorn meet Timmy
November 17, 2024 at 3:53 AM
New obsession recently is cats who look like my cat Timmy
September 20, 2024 at 10:13 PM