Kaycee Jarrard, Local Scrooge
@thekacer.bsky.social
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Sick of seeing people around Christmastime platform Th* Gr*nch 🙄
December 5, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Sick of seeing people around Christmastime platform Th* Gr*nch 🙄
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HBO Max: "You never noticed the puke guy before."
Us:
Us:
December 2, 2025 at 3:17 PM
HBO Max: "You never noticed the puke guy before."
Us:
Us:
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When I tell my kids we used to have vomit machines at work, operated by special technicians, they don’t even believe me.
HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 2, 2025 at 2:00 PM
When I tell my kids we used to have vomit machines at work, operated by special technicians, they don’t even believe me.
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Mel Gibson’s Planet of the Apes
November 30, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Mel Gibson’s Planet of the Apes
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"Terry Meets Julie,
Waterloo Station
Every Frisay Night
But I am so Lazy
Don't Want to wander
I'll Stay at home at night.
But I don't
Need no friends
As long as I gaze on
Waterloo Sunset
I am in Paradise"
Waterloo Station
Every Frisay Night
But I am so Lazy
Don't Want to wander
I'll Stay at home at night.
But I don't
Need no friends
As long as I gaze on
Waterloo Sunset
I am in Paradise"
November 23, 2025 at 4:01 AM
"Terry Meets Julie,
Waterloo Station
Every Frisay Night
But I am so Lazy
Don't Want to wander
I'll Stay at home at night.
But I don't
Need no friends
As long as I gaze on
Waterloo Sunset
I am in Paradise"
Waterloo Station
Every Frisay Night
But I am so Lazy
Don't Want to wander
I'll Stay at home at night.
But I don't
Need no friends
As long as I gaze on
Waterloo Sunset
I am in Paradise"
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mfing Whoville lookin’ ass cabinet, this jusy ruined my whole god dam day smfh fuck this shit
November 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
mfing Whoville lookin’ ass cabinet, this jusy ruined my whole god dam day smfh fuck this shit
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ryan lizza dropping shit about a kennedy on november 22nd is high comedy
November 22, 2025 at 7:22 AM
ryan lizza dropping shit about a kennedy on november 22nd is high comedy
It's getting lost underneath all the other parts of it but Trump starts the presser talking about how the lower cost of Wal Mart Thanksgiving meal will help "New Yorkers"
The number of Wal Marts in New York City is *zero*
The number of Wal Marts in New York City is *zero*
November 21, 2025 at 11:24 PM
It's getting lost underneath all the other parts of it but Trump starts the presser talking about how the lower cost of Wal Mart Thanksgiving meal will help "New Yorkers"
The number of Wal Marts in New York City is *zero*
The number of Wal Marts in New York City is *zero*
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A weird thing about people liking Trump and wanting him to be president is that his most charming side is basically Homer Simpson. He calls the big one Bitey. He thinks the racing stripe is pretty sharp.
This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
November 21, 2025 at 10:11 PM
A weird thing about people liking Trump and wanting him to be president is that his most charming side is basically Homer Simpson. He calls the big one Bitey. He thinks the racing stripe is pretty sharp.
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Right! It was an impressive high-wire act: every time he might have praised Trump for purported common goals (affordability, housing, public safety), he instead cast it in terms of why New Yorkers said they voted for Trump, to avoid directly giving Trump any credit
November 21, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Right! It was an impressive high-wire act: every time he might have praised Trump for purported common goals (affordability, housing, public safety), he instead cast it in terms of why New Yorkers said they voted for Trump, to avoid directly giving Trump any credit
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Seriously imagine if you spent most of your day with Vance and Miller and Hegseth and loomer and then you interacted with someone cheerful, handsome, and charming.
He’s surrounded by such wormy little losers at the White House that I think he was like wow a cool guy
Trump says more nice things about Mamdani and they shake hands
November 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Seriously imagine if you spent most of your day with Vance and Miller and Hegseth and loomer and then you interacted with someone cheerful, handsome, and charming.
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
#3157 A helpful tutorial
(Me watching Taking of Pelham 123)
Why isn't King Kong in this?
Why isn't King Kong in this?
Why Isn’t Pennywise in The Running Man? It's more complicated than you might think... bit.ly/4a04Vvk
November 15, 2025 at 3:47 PM
(Me watching Taking of Pelham 123)
Why isn't King Kong in this?
Why isn't King Kong in this?
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They should ask this about every movie. Why isn’t Pennywise in Nights in Rodanthe with Richard Gere and Diane Lane?
Why Isn’t Pennywise in The Running Man? It's more complicated than you might think... bit.ly/4a04Vvk
November 15, 2025 at 2:45 PM
They should ask this about every movie. Why isn’t Pennywise in Nights in Rodanthe with Richard Gere and Diane Lane?
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My last word on the matter
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
My last word on the matter
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‘Shut Up, Mother! Shut Up!’ Pleads George W. Bush To Dick Cheney Skeleton Dressed In Suit https://theonion.com/shut-up-mother-shut-up-pleads-george-w-bush-to-dick-cheney-skeleton-dressed-in-suit/
November 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
‘Shut Up, Mother! Shut Up!’ Pleads George W. Bush To Dick Cheney Skeleton Dressed In Suit https://theonion.com/shut-up-mother-shut-up-pleads-george-w-bush-to-dick-cheney-skeleton-dressed-in-suit/
And to think just this week I was telling a young coworker about the day he shot someone in the face
*DICK CHENEY DEAD AT 84: PUNCHBOWL
November 4, 2025 at 11:54 AM
And to think just this week I was telling a young coworker about the day he shot someone in the face
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Thing is, if Cuomo had done nothing else that was awful—no IDC, no sexual harassment, no constant undermining of the city he now wants to rule—the way he’s run this general-election campaign alone would be disqualifying.
November 3, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Thing is, if Cuomo had done nothing else that was awful—no IDC, no sexual harassment, no constant undermining of the city he now wants to rule—the way he’s run this general-election campaign alone would be disqualifying.
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Thief trying to break into the Louvre sever on his first try: guys you're never gonna believe this
November 3, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Thief trying to break into the Louvre sever on his first try: guys you're never gonna believe this
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A dishwasher is already a robot that does your dishes
The loading-the-dishwasher struggle is real. Even—or especially—for the $20,000 1X Neo humanoid home robot.
🔗: on.wsj.com/47whlZ1
🔗: on.wsj.com/47whlZ1
November 1, 2025 at 3:33 AM
A dishwasher is already a robot that does your dishes
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My last Halloween as a Controller.
Time for a (Nintendo) Switch.
Time for a (Nintendo) Switch.
October 31, 2025 at 8:56 PM
My last Halloween as a Controller.
Time for a (Nintendo) Switch.
Time for a (Nintendo) Switch.