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JimmyJames
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Formerly known as Firstname Bunchanumbers

Certified Chronically Online
Pinned
Trump crime family + mafia friends support:

Deporting U.S. citizen kids w/ cancer, w/o meds

Disappearing people to concentration camp for life

Crashing global economy to test crackpot economic theory

Insider trading while destroying economy

Being besties w/ the murderous dictators of the world
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in the midst of our supposed campaign against Venezuelan drug traffickers the President of the United States has chosen to pardon the Former President of Honduras, freeing him from his long prison sentence earned for trafficking more than 400 tons of cocaine into the United States
November 28, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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for senior citizens it can mean so much to spend quality time with a young person, even if it's just a few minutes
Trump frickin' loves this guy lmao
November 21, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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it's happening
November 22, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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this is like that scene in office space where the consultants end up loving peter
November 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Guys we know all about resistance, but today, our very own Zohran Mamdani taught us about RIZZistance, which might be even more effective
November 22, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Team Mamdani leaving the White House:
a man with a beard is driving a car next to another man with a mustache
ALT: a man with a beard is driving a car next to another man with a mustache
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Reporter: "You called President Trump a fascist. Do you think he's a fascist?"

Zohran: "I said—"

Trump: "Ye :3 he right. I'm a lil fashy boy :3"
November 22, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Sorry guys universe is splitting open starting today
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:21 AM
If your takeaway from today is that Trump is somehow sympathetic to left wing views or can be "fixed", or that MTG is "saying good things" and "could be an ally", you are a gullible mark, and you lack the ability to discern facts from your wishful thinking
November 22, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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This guy went to the Oval Office, almost got the President to say "yay socialism!", got the President to shank the likely GOP candidate for governor, and made a bunch of admin allies crash out and attack each other in a blow to their increasingly-fragile coalition

Fuckin flawless
November 21, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Zohran unlocked Trump’s Bubba mode
November 22, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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trump is, first and foremost, a starfucker
November 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Trump is now defending Mamdani in response to loaded questions from Fox News. incredible scenes
November 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Actual insurrection and pedophilia hasn't resulted in the GOP turning on Trump yet. I wonder if this might do it though?
Trump in a room with a very charismatic person results in like half a day of Trump agreeing with everything that person said, so this has the potential to be very, very funny.
Trump says he’s meeting with “communist” Mamdani at the White House on Friday
November 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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“Would you feel comfortable living in NYC under a Mamdani administration?"

Trump: "Yes, I would, I really would"

lol eat it billionaires who swore they’d flee
November 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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New York Groove subscriber Zohran Mamdani has converted the president to socialism
Trump frickin' loves this guy lmao
November 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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TEN MONTHS IN:

The national debt is higher.

The trade deficit is wider.

The inflation rate has worsened.

The unemployment rate is up.
November 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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This will surely surprise most Americans today, but historians have recently discovered that before Donald Trump, it was actually incredibly rare for a president to demand the public execution of this political opponents and press critics.
November 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Melissa Tran came here on a Green Card at age 11.

She's since raised 4 kids, started a business, & is a beloved member of the Hagerstown community.

Trump is deporting her, despite a judge saying she poses no threat.

Is she the "worst of the worst"? Do you feel safer yet?
Hagerstown mother and nail salon owner set for deportation to Vietnam
Melissa Tran’s six-month legal battle has highlighted the impacts of President Donald Trump’s immigration enforcement campaign on longtime residents and their families.
www.thebanner.com
November 19, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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every epstein email is some creep complaining about MeToo and then being like “oh before i forget, any advice on how to use my position of authority to force women into sleeping with me?”
November 17, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Yes, Mr. Madison, I get your concerns about fiendish foreign princes and such, but here's the thing: in the year 2026 the literal Pope will be eligible to run for POTUS while the mayor of New York City is not. Maybe go back to the drawing board and give that one another go. Not your best work.
November 19, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Republicans no longer have any excuse to delay justice.

Senator Thune must bring this bill to a vote, IMMEDIATELY

The victims of Epstein's abuse & the American people deserve transparency.
Epstein files live updates as House passes bill to force release of documents in 427-1 vote
The House voted 427 to 1 to approve the Epstein Files Transparency Act and compel the release of documents. Follow live updates here.
www.cbsnews.com
November 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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This country always has me in I CAN FIX HIM mode 😂
November 18, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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If this picture was of Obama, you know @FoxNews would do three weeks solid on why the flag was on the ground.

At least three weeks
November 18, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Just how morally, ethically, intellectually bankrupt do you have to be to argue that 15-year-olds can sell sex but can’t affirm gender
November 15, 2025 at 8:05 PM