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jen
@thejenlife.bsky.social
cybersecurity & privacy lawyer. dog butler.
feral club rat turned runner(ish). always hungry.
this is a collection of my fleeting thoughts.
One of the babbies wants to come in
December 8, 2025 at 2:11 AM
they’re multiplyinggggg
December 8, 2025 at 2:07 AM
My friend is sooooo close to having pet raccoons
December 8, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Disco ball
December 6, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I love California
December 5, 2025 at 1:42 AM
how does the robot version of zuck look more like a weirdo than all the other weirdo billionaires?
December 4, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I’m an Apple Music girlie but none of this is surprising
December 2, 2025 at 11:18 PM
It’s December
December 2, 2025 at 4:10 PM
yeah therapy is great, but have you tried karaoke?
November 29, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I’m kinda like an Oreo Reese’s
November 29, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Ahhhhhhh!! I finished the 10k in 45:04 and placed third in women 35-39
November 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
TURKEY TROT
November 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
“you cannot be falling apart if you simply refuse”
November 26, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I have stumbled upon rugby…
November 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Talk me out of getting a conic sauté pan bc I think I need it
November 22, 2025 at 3:56 AM
One of my friends was visited by a raccoon last night. He gave it some cat food and put out a kennel. I hope the babby comes back.
November 21, 2025 at 3:46 PM
i have discovered i like being picked up in the air and this is me constantly now
November 15, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Why is Bill O'Reilly pushing sleep supplements
November 11, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Ready
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Lower bowl/100 series I think? This is the view the one of the times I went with her
November 9, 2025 at 5:11 AM
There’s also a random 12 ft tentacle
November 2, 2025 at 3:30 AM
There’s a robot in a ranchero hat walking around in my city and after the chicken lady and lorax, I didn’t think that I’d be surprised anymore but here we are
November 2, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Idk why my eyes are so red but can we appreciate the lighting here
November 1, 2025 at 3:18 PM
i was kinda hoping that we’d make it to costco to get hot dogs in this but it’ll already be closed by the time we get there
October 31, 2025 at 3:10 AM
🦄
October 30, 2025 at 2:42 AM