jen
@thejenlife.bsky.social
cybersecurity & privacy lawyer. dog butler.
feral club rat turned runner(ish). always hungry.
this is a collection of my fleeting thoughts.
feral club rat turned runner(ish). always hungry.
this is a collection of my fleeting thoughts.
Pinned
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Pardon me while I slip into something a little more comfortable (a fugue state)
December 6, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Pardon me while I slip into something a little more comfortable (a fugue state)
I feel like a disco ball / mob wife
December 6, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I feel like a disco ball / mob wife
I just know we’re going to end up at bungalow for afters
December 6, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I just know we’re going to end up at bungalow for afters
Wheee!! I got banana ball tickets
December 5, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Wheee!! I got banana ball tickets
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"This new portal gives Californians an easy and safe way to speak up, share what they see, and help us hold people accountable. No one is above the law.” — @governor.ca.gov Gavin Newsom
December 5, 2025 at 4:48 AM
"This new portal gives Californians an easy and safe way to speak up, share what they see, and help us hold people accountable. No one is above the law.” — @governor.ca.gov Gavin Newsom
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Blindspots for Millennials 😅
IMO: it’s pretty accurate.
IMO: it’s pretty accurate.
December 5, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Blindspots for Millennials 😅
IMO: it’s pretty accurate.
IMO: it’s pretty accurate.
I think I wore my DARE shirt to a warehouse rave once
December 5, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I think I wore my DARE shirt to a warehouse rave once
DARE was so funny bc why were they telling us about how fun drugs could be in like elementary school
December 5, 2025 at 3:32 AM
DARE was so funny bc why were they telling us about how fun drugs could be in like elementary school
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I haven’t seen so many people on drugs pretend to care about drug trafficking since DARE
December 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I haven’t seen so many people on drugs pretend to care about drug trafficking since DARE
I’ve always wanted to do the dirty dancing lift on the ice
December 5, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I’ve always wanted to do the dirty dancing lift on the ice
I hate how complicated holiday party attire is for women
December 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I hate how complicated holiday party attire is for women
Martin Garrix is playing in Minneapolis for two nights but is just skipping over the west coast? WTF
December 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Martin Garrix is playing in Minneapolis for two nights but is just skipping over the west coast? WTF
I really love this
December 4, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I really love this
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The one year anniversary of Yoon's failed martial law takeover just passed and lots of untold stories came out proving that THE ONLY REASON KOREA IS STILL A FREE COUNTRY IS BECAUSE PEOPLE DISOBEYED ILLEGAL ORDERS.
The coup was over in hours because people said no.
The coup was over in hours because people said no.
December 4, 2025 at 8:58 AM
The one year anniversary of Yoon's failed martial law takeover just passed and lots of untold stories came out proving that THE ONLY REASON KOREA IS STILL A FREE COUNTRY IS BECAUSE PEOPLE DISOBEYED ILLEGAL ORDERS.
The coup was over in hours because people said no.
The coup was over in hours because people said no.
how does the robot version of zuck look more like a weirdo than all the other weirdo billionaires?
December 4, 2025 at 4:33 PM
how does the robot version of zuck look more like a weirdo than all the other weirdo billionaires?
What is a welder if not just a bigger soldering gun?
December 4, 2025 at 3:45 PM
What is a welder if not just a bigger soldering gun?
The space heater has become my best friend
December 4, 2025 at 3:36 PM
The space heater has become my best friend
Ok but dill pickle latkes
December 4, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Ok but dill pickle latkes
i love spreading awareness about the didgeridoo
December 4, 2025 at 7:52 AM
i love spreading awareness about the didgeridoo
The 2025 dating wrapped trend is making me realize that people have so much free time. What do you mean you went on 25 first dates??
December 3, 2025 at 10:27 PM
The 2025 dating wrapped trend is making me realize that people have so much free time. What do you mean you went on 25 first dates??
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A newly filed indictment claims a wannabe influencer used ChatGPT as his "therapist" and "best friend" in his pursuit of the "wife type," while harassing women so aggressively they had to miss work and relocate from their homes.
ChatGPT Told a Violent Stalker to Embrace the 'Haters,' Indictment Says
A newly filed indictment claims a wannabe influencer used ChatGPT as his "therapist" and "best friend" in his pursuit of the "wife type," while harassing women so aggressively they had to miss work a...
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December 3, 2025 at 6:07 PM
A newly filed indictment claims a wannabe influencer used ChatGPT as his "therapist" and "best friend" in his pursuit of the "wife type," while harassing women so aggressively they had to miss work and relocate from their homes.
I think the structure of having volleyball and running basically every day of the week is making my little adhd brain happy though.
December 3, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I think the structure of having volleyball and running basically every day of the week is making my little adhd brain happy though.
Playing beach volleyball has somehow turned into a part time job and I’m playing four days a week and now there’s a holiday party.
December 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Playing beach volleyball has somehow turned into a part time job and I’m playing four days a week and now there’s a holiday party.