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hester
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Like when Arby’s had crinkle fries
November 12, 2025 at 4:05 AM
This is the opposite of that one Adam Levine text
November 11, 2025 at 11:36 PM
My apologies. Let me rephrase it.

*mike patton voice* what is it?
November 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
What is this?
November 11, 2025 at 10:54 PM
@tufftitty.bsky.social can you help him?
November 11, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I’m giving it a listen. I completely agree with Jordan RE pit crews
November 11, 2025 at 6:46 PM
It appears to be a screenshot containing part of an iOS lock screen. Beginning with iOS 14, the lock screen contains helpful widgets that can provide important information at a glance such as weather alerts, temperature, and even your favorite team’s score!
November 11, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I really liked the zero sugar version
November 11, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I like BJ’s because it’s not infuriatingly busy like Cost Company
November 11, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Is “sundown” one of them?
November 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM
That was a mistake
November 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
“I would say something because I might die before it’s my turn”
November 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I’m a sucker for a thanksgiving sandwidge
November 10, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I’m not getting a beef and/or cheddar. You must feel so foolish right now
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Look, if I’m Doordashing lunch I have to plan ahead
November 10, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Honestly? Hell yeah
November 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
No you won’t
November 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I’ve contacted my senators and congressman and got three form emails basically telling me to go to hell and that they fully support Daddy Trump
November 10, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Making my Super Bowl prediction based on a late shift on Paddy Power.
November 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM