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The Grink That Stole Thxgiving
@thegrink.bsky.social
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a classic effin birds image with "OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP" written at the bottom. it's perfect for this use because the person i'm replying to is a wet dishrag that nobody likes
November 28, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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gobbler season you say
the throat goat, the queen gobbler, nancy reagan
November 28, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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A screenshot of a notes.app message titled “msg to karyl” that reads “yup”
November 24, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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the famous tweet "banks email like "Ummmmm we have a MESSAGE for you. In your INBOX" and then the message is like "Hello we are your bank"
November 20, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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The classic @dril tweet, "issuing corection on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them" Does AOC suck for this? Yes. Does MTG have principles? No. Get a grip.
November 16, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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is this guy evading a ban? this appears to be the same guy (same avatar, same dogshit opinions)
November 16, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Italian Elon Musk ® Ayy!! I make a da rockets!! Italian Elon Musk I make a the marionettes paint a like Rick a Morty!! "Ayyy I'm a the Pickle Rick!" Paisan Italian Elon Musk @alexqarbuc... I just a invent a new fruit, I call it a da "tomato"!! I come up a with this all by myself!! Ohhh disruptiano!! Italian Elon Musk © @alexqarbuc... • 3h v I send a the calzone into space!! I don't pay
November 15, 2025 at 9:39 AM
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Raid ant & roach killer, and hopefully it works on whatever the fuck that was
November 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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A "stay cool fruit mat" dog mat with a super cool golden doodle in shades straight chillin on it
November 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstett... • 11h Axios tried to bust James Talarico for following adult content creators on Instagram and I'm genuinely impressed by his campaign's response Alex Thompson Follow 9 ... @AlexThomp Talarico's spokesperson: "While James was unaware of how these women make money, he does not judge them for it and will not play into an effort to smear them for clickbait articles. That's exactly what his Christian faith calls him to do." 10:23 AM • Nov 8, 2025 • 5,773 Views 269 ≥ 1.8K • 10K ① ..• Cindy Arnevik @cabbageridge.... • 11h What happened to Axios? I used to follow them but haven't for quite some time 2 企 •• The Grink Was Here @thegrink.... • 10h nothing, they've always been like this. they were HAPPY when trump got elected the first time; said it was "good for business." but now they have alex
November 9, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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the evil is defeated meme
November 4, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Matt (matttomic.bsky.social) @matttomic every time I see an Angels highlight it's like "Mike Trout hit three homes runs and raised his average to .528 while Shohei Ohtani did something that hasn't been done since 'Tungsten Arm' O'Doyle of the 1921 Akron Groomsmen, as the Tigers defeated the Angels 8-3" 8:40 PM • May 17, 2021
November 2, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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Weapons (2025)
November 1, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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they do need help but not in the way they mean
November 1, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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The classic tweet from @Stev_D We're a modest company with modest goals: 1: sell a quality product at a fair price 2: drain the world's oceans so we can find and kill god
October 31, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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lmao even wikipedia knows she's a fraud "journalist"
The beginning of this idiot's wikipedia entry with "journalist" in quotes.
October 30, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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classic cartoon image by @othatsraspberry that says "oof" and "yikes"
October 22, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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let's enjoy this related banger again together
The classic tweet from @longwall26: "Confident in my ability to properly tennis, I take the court. I smile at my opponent. Serena does not return the gesture. She'd be prettier if she did, I think. She serves. The ball passes cleanly through my skull, killing me instantly"
October 19, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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the famous meme "I SPIL MY JICE MODS HELP HELP HEP HELP HELP"
October 18, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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tom hardy in mad max: fury road pointing at the skeet above and saying 'that's bait'
October 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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emu, judgin u
October 17, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Screenshot of a 5 year old YouTube comment: @eduardturcu4370 5 years ago When she said: "AUGHEUHGHGHGHGH" I felt that
October 17, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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depends on the goal
October 17, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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aahahahhahahahhahhahhaa
October 17, 2025 at 1:46 AM