The GREAT HOUDINI
@thegreathoudini.bsky.social
daily routine:
3:00 p.m. rise
3:05 Chivas Regal with morning papers, cigar
3:45 medication
3:50 another glass of Chivas
4:05 first cup of coffee, work
6pm Tacos, 6 Modelo
7pm Louis IVX. Cigar
8pm-2am Work on Trump Fuckery
4am-6am Advanced Trump Fuckery
3:00 p.m. rise
3:05 Chivas Regal with morning papers, cigar
3:45 medication
3:50 another glass of Chivas
4:05 first cup of coffee, work
6pm Tacos, 6 Modelo
7pm Louis IVX. Cigar
8pm-2am Work on Trump Fuckery
4am-6am Advanced Trump Fuckery
Says it ALL!!!
November 29, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Says it ALL!!!
BREAKING: Kristi Noem gets UNMASKED as the criminal who personally issued an order to ignore a judge and continue with illegal deportation flights. Arrest and throw her Prison!!!
November 29, 2025 at 11:36 AM
BREAKING: Kristi Noem gets UNMASKED as the criminal who personally issued an order to ignore a judge and continue with illegal deportation flights. Arrest and throw her Prison!!!
Proper response: and you are a 2x IMPEACHED, 34 Count CONVICTED FELON, PEDOPHILE, SEXUAL PREDATOR AND RAPIST!!!
November 28, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Proper response: and you are a 2x IMPEACHED, 34 Count CONVICTED FELON, PEDOPHILE, SEXUAL PREDATOR AND RAPIST!!!
Excuse me while I go throw-up!!!
November 28, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Excuse me while I go throw-up!!!
Well, well, THIS AGED WELL!!! FUCK PATEL!!!
November 28, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Well, well, THIS AGED WELL!!! FUCK PATEL!!!
DON'T BLAME BIDEN!!!
November 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
DON'T BLAME BIDEN!!!
What else would you expect from a man who bankrupt 6 corporations and had to be put on allowance by his creditors?!!!
November 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM
What else would you expect from a man who bankrupt 6 corporations and had to be put on allowance by his creditors?!!!
If you're at the Macy's parade, lookout!!!
November 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
If you're at the Macy's parade, lookout!!!
Voters overwhelmingly blame Trump for the current economy. Fox News reports 62% assign blame to Trump vs. 32% to Biden. This aligns with other polls showing ~60% believe his policies have worsened conditions, and 70% expect his tariffs to raise consumer costs.
November 27, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Voters overwhelmingly blame Trump for the current economy. Fox News reports 62% assign blame to Trump vs. 32% to Biden. This aligns with other polls showing ~60% believe his policies have worsened conditions, and 70% expect his tariffs to raise consumer costs.
The one motherfucker worthy of a court martial…
November 27, 2025 at 12:59 PM
The one motherfucker worthy of a court martial…
The puppet is clueless!!!
November 27, 2025 at 11:11 AM
The puppet is clueless!!!
Below is the distinguished (not!), curriculum vitae of the PEDOPHILE, FOTUS, TACO!!!
November 27, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Below is the distinguished (not!), curriculum vitae of the PEDOPHILE, FOTUS, TACO!!!
Exactly!!! TRUMP THINKS AF1 IS HIS PRIVATE GOLF CART!!!
November 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Exactly!!! TRUMP THINKS AF1 IS HIS PRIVATE GOLF CART!!!
Well, this aged well!!! Says it ALL!!! Quiet PIGGY!
November 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Well, this aged well!!! Says it ALL!!! Quiet PIGGY!
To be expected!!!
November 26, 2025 at 6:39 PM
To be expected!!!
So, let me get this right, Exxon is now claiming a 1st Amendment Speech Right to be able to pollute?!!! I guess I missed that day in my Con Law class at HLS!!! HLS '85.
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
So, let me get this right, Exxon is now claiming a 1st Amendment Speech Right to be able to pollute?!!! I guess I missed that day in my Con Law class at HLS!!! HLS '85.
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO HIDE???!!! COMPLETE FRAUD AND LIE, AFTER LIE, AFTER LIE!!!
November 26, 2025 at 3:38 PM
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO HIDE???!!! COMPLETE FRAUD AND LIE, AFTER LIE, AFTER LIE!!!
It has been estimated Trump's 6 day MAR-A-LAGO THANKSGIVING AND GOLF JUNKET WILL COST TAXPAYERS BETWEEN $18-$21M!!! On average it costs $3.5M per day for this nonsense!!!
November 26, 2025 at 2:24 PM
It has been estimated Trump's 6 day MAR-A-LAGO THANKSGIVING AND GOLF JUNKET WILL COST TAXPAYERS BETWEEN $18-$21M!!! On average it costs $3.5M per day for this nonsense!!!
TRUMP DEAD LAST 2 YEARS IN A ROW!!! ONLY THE BEST!!! LOSER, NOT TO MENTION PEDOPHILE, SEXUAL PREDATOR AND RAPIST!!!
November 26, 2025 at 1:59 PM
TRUMP DEAD LAST 2 YEARS IN A ROW!!! ONLY THE BEST!!! LOSER, NOT TO MENTION PEDOPHILE, SEXUAL PREDATOR AND RAPIST!!!
At TAXPAYER'S EXPENSE, PATEL AND NOEM ON 2 GOVERNMENT GULFSTREAM 6000 JETS, HOTEL SUITES ON THE LAS VEGAS STRIP AND VERY PRIVATE VIP SUITES ENJOYED AND SIPPED CHAMPAGNE AND WATCHED THE LAS VEGAS GRAND PRIX F1 AT A COST IN EXCESS OF $4.8M! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH FBI OR DHS WORK!
November 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
At TAXPAYER'S EXPENSE, PATEL AND NOEM ON 2 GOVERNMENT GULFSTREAM 6000 JETS, HOTEL SUITES ON THE LAS VEGAS STRIP AND VERY PRIVATE VIP SUITES ENJOYED AND SIPPED CHAMPAGNE AND WATCHED THE LAS VEGAS GRAND PRIX F1 AT A COST IN EXCESS OF $4.8M! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH FBI OR DHS WORK!
Couldn't agree more!!!
November 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Couldn't agree more!!!
IT'S ON!!!! FUCK FOTUS AND THE DRUNK WHO THINKS HEBRUNS THE DEFENSE DEPT!!!!
November 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
IT'S ON!!!! FUCK FOTUS AND THE DRUNK WHO THINKS HEBRUNS THE DEFENSE DEPT!!!!
You just can't make this shit up!!!
November 25, 2025 at 1:17 PM
You just can't make this shit up!!!