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I’ll issue a blanket statement: If I don’t have to put you to bed you can have juice
My fix for the playoff: remove ole miss (coachless) and add ND
December 7, 2025 at 6:28 PM
What a ridiculous playoff bracket. Alabama vs Oklahoma? Gross
December 7, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Miami fired Manny Diaz to make room for Mario Christobal and Diaz won an ACC Title before Christobal
It just dawned on me that Miami fired Manny Diaz to make room for Mario Christobal and Diaz is going to make an ACC Conference Title Game before Christobal
December 7, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Put Duke In
December 7, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Dear god the acc is the most college football conference
December 7, 2025 at 4:58 AM
There’s a massive phantom DPI call in that drive that would just mean virgins scores with 2 seconds left instead of 22. Duke is just reeling
December 7, 2025 at 4:46 AM
uhhhhh
December 7, 2025 at 4:36 AM
…duke
December 7, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Teams that should be left out of the playoffs:
Alabama
BYU
Miami
Ole Miss
FSU
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
If the games finish out like this I think committee only has one choice: leave out Ole Miss
December 7, 2025 at 4:18 AM
A respectable age
December 4, 2025 at 12:14 AM
What a week
December 3, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Found some surprising places in my wall that do not have studs
November 30, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I have not laughed enough at FSU losing to a coachless Florida team to miss bowl eligibility and still owing their coach like $60M
November 30, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Lol Florida beat this Texas team
November 29, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Turkey and ham are in, now to relax for a few hours
November 28, 2025 at 1:50 PM
This is what today is all about
This Thanksgiving I'm especially thankful for having friends and family across the country and that there are always new things to do and see in this world

And when they combined a few thanksgivings ago when I got to visit my older cousins in Boston and see the city some
November 27, 2025 at 3:21 PM
How did I end up on the email list for “decorative ceiling tiles”
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 PM
The large dog has learned to open the curtains in the morning to wake us up
November 23, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Absolutely deserved FG miss
November 23, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Why am I watching this
November 23, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Wait so the school in wicked is called shiz
November 22, 2025 at 12:36 AM
the bush’s best boca raton bean bowl
YOU MUST SAY ROLL THAT BEAUTIFUL BEAN FOOTAGE AND THEN DUMP BAKED BEANS ON THE WINNING COACH
November 20, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I’ve been doing some French Duolingo courses and wtf is this language
November 20, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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Running for office and revealing a giant back tattoo that just says WOMEN. Nobody can agree if it's good or bad
October 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM