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I’m 30 or 40 years old and I don’t need this
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Got served a Christian/manosphere vid on Instagram and am in awe of...whatever's going on here, aesthetically speaking.
This beard looks like what drag kings draw on for their first show
switching to apple music from spotify is incredibly easy. the apple music app has a transfer music from other services option. it takes only a few minutes to transfer all your songs and playlists. spotify will not stop ai slop no matter what they say they will do. they make too much money from it.
December 9, 2025 at 12:49 AM
switching to apple music from spotify is incredibly easy. the apple music app has a transfer music from other services option. it takes only a few minutes to transfer all your songs and playlists. spotify will not stop ai slop no matter what they say they will do. they make too much money from it.
fuck food trucks. i said it. they typically arent better than a restaurant and it costs about the same except I’m outside and I dont have the restaurant experience. almost every food truck is some amateur with no food service experience except they like to make disgusting hot dogs for their friends
my town got rid of all the regular type festival vendors in favor for food trucks at our festivals. I hate it. there’s more people standing around waiting and getting cranky. also the food truck food just isn’t good enough for me to pay $18 for a burger and fries with no drink
December 7, 2025 at 11:38 AM
fuck food trucks. i said it. they typically arent better than a restaurant and it costs about the same except I’m outside and I dont have the restaurant experience. almost every food truck is some amateur with no food service experience except they like to make disgusting hot dogs for their friends
i’m sick of this epstein rhetoric. i know you want to expose and punish all the pedophiles but it’s not happening. in the meantime people are kidnapped and disappeared, the continued funding of Palestinian genocide and the erosion of of whatever might have functioned in our democracy.
December 6, 2025 at 7:44 PM
i’m sick of this epstein rhetoric. i know you want to expose and punish all the pedophiles but it’s not happening. in the meantime people are kidnapped and disappeared, the continued funding of Palestinian genocide and the erosion of of whatever might have functioned in our democracy.
how come no one talks about the guy that shot charlie kirk? I thought he was a shitlib with a very real trans partner?
oh wait that was all bullshit just like this bomber.
these guys are coming from one demographic and it’s not vegan feminists on bicycles
oh wait that was all bullshit just like this bomber.
these guys are coming from one demographic and it’s not vegan feminists on bicycles
December 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
how come no one talks about the guy that shot charlie kirk? I thought he was a shitlib with a very real trans partner?
oh wait that was all bullshit just like this bomber.
these guys are coming from one demographic and it’s not vegan feminists on bicycles
oh wait that was all bullshit just like this bomber.
these guys are coming from one demographic and it’s not vegan feminists on bicycles
lucky
I think I just got an AI advert for baked beans
December 5, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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my anxiety is high today and I couldn’t figure out why.
I had four shots of espresso. that’ll do it boss
I had four shots of espresso. that’ll do it boss
December 5, 2025 at 8:48 PM
my anxiety is high today and I couldn’t figure out why.
I had four shots of espresso. that’ll do it boss
I had four shots of espresso. that’ll do it boss
the power was off for 6 hours last night and my frozen burritos turned to mush.
what am I supposed to eat now, power company?
what am I supposed to eat now, power company?
December 5, 2025 at 8:36 PM
the power was off for 6 hours last night and my frozen burritos turned to mush.
what am I supposed to eat now, power company?
what am I supposed to eat now, power company?
too many of you repost without saying anything about the post and i don’t like that
December 4, 2025 at 12:38 PM
too many of you repost without saying anything about the post and i don’t like that
i’m 90% spray cheese and 10% weed
December 1, 2025 at 5:44 PM
i’m 90% spray cheese and 10% weed
I just saw a commercial for tea that gives you a boner.
you wanna know what’s great for boners in your adulthood? don’t drink so goddamn much
you wanna know what’s great for boners in your adulthood? don’t drink so goddamn much
November 30, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I just saw a commercial for tea that gives you a boner.
you wanna know what’s great for boners in your adulthood? don’t drink so goddamn much
you wanna know what’s great for boners in your adulthood? don’t drink so goddamn much
we’re never getting the full epstein files at least not from this government. expose the pedos but the epstein files ain’t it.
November 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
we’re never getting the full epstein files at least not from this government. expose the pedos but the epstein files ain’t it.
i’m convinced vegans actually just like torturing themselves
November 25, 2025 at 12:39 AM
i’m convinced vegans actually just like torturing themselves
if I gave you a burrito would you hug me?
November 21, 2025 at 8:40 PM
if I gave you a burrito would you hug me?
I keep seeing posts saying calling trump fat is fat phobic. i can see how it can be interpreted that way, for sure. but here’s the thing, brenda, we aren’t fucking talking about you so sit down and enjoy the ride.
November 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I keep seeing posts saying calling trump fat is fat phobic. i can see how it can be interpreted that way, for sure. but here’s the thing, brenda, we aren’t fucking talking about you so sit down and enjoy the ride.
i’ve actually muted myself
i would mute my own child on here. i dont give a fuck
November 20, 2025 at 2:59 AM
i’ve actually muted myself
the McRib is back stfu
November 19, 2025 at 7:50 PM
the McRib is back stfu
i’m just a spray cheese dick stop taking me seriously
November 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
i’m just a spray cheese dick stop taking me seriously
some of you try to be too serious too often on this website
November 12, 2025 at 8:49 PM
some of you try to be too serious too often on this website
jfc can yall stop sharing lame ass anime “art”
I can’t stand all these sapphic cat girls and lesbian gentlemen kissing each other all the time. make what you want but this shit is beige af
I can’t stand all these sapphic cat girls and lesbian gentlemen kissing each other all the time. make what you want but this shit is beige af
November 12, 2025 at 7:49 PM
jfc can yall stop sharing lame ass anime “art”
I can’t stand all these sapphic cat girls and lesbian gentlemen kissing each other all the time. make what you want but this shit is beige af
I can’t stand all these sapphic cat girls and lesbian gentlemen kissing each other all the time. make what you want but this shit is beige af
this is why I tell you guys that Epstein Files arent as important as many of you place on them. If they do get released, what do all you ding dongs think is going to happen? the law doesn’t apply to these people anymore (if it ever did). The people you want to take down with them will not be taken
This is your daily reminder that if something is written in Project 2025 it cannot be a distraction from the Epstein files.
Please use your heads.
Please use your heads.
November 8, 2025 at 12:45 PM
this is why I tell you guys that Epstein Files arent as important as many of you place on them. If they do get released, what do all you ding dongs think is going to happen? the law doesn’t apply to these people anymore (if it ever did). The people you want to take down with them will not be taken
the class of 2026 is going to graduate into the worst economic circumstances and it’s not being talked about. there won’t be jobs for them. they will work in the same industry they were in before college. home prices will be down but no one will be able to afford them. corps will buy every home
November 6, 2025 at 8:20 PM
the class of 2026 is going to graduate into the worst economic circumstances and it’s not being talked about. there won’t be jobs for them. they will work in the same industry they were in before college. home prices will be down but no one will be able to afford them. corps will buy every home
how many different independent journalists’ subscriptions do I need to get the “real” news? it seems like a lot. maybe yall should idk get together and put all your articles in one place not run by nazis jfc
November 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
how many different independent journalists’ subscriptions do I need to get the “real” news? it seems like a lot. maybe yall should idk get together and put all your articles in one place not run by nazis jfc
I tutor some kids in philosophy. today we talked about reality. I asked them what they thought reality was right now and one said “donald trump sucks.” I can’t put it more succinctly than an 11 year old.
November 3, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I tutor some kids in philosophy. today we talked about reality. I asked them what they thought reality was right now and one said “donald trump sucks.” I can’t put it more succinctly than an 11 year old.
I went to a second Halloween party last night and why did I go to two parties two nights in a row? I’m 40. I’m so dumb.
I’m just gonna climb into my grave preemptively
I’m just gonna climb into my grave preemptively
November 2, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I went to a second Halloween party last night and why did I go to two parties two nights in a row? I’m 40. I’m so dumb.
I’m just gonna climb into my grave preemptively
I’m just gonna climb into my grave preemptively
since we’re doing a lot of deck chair rearranging re: the 2024 election, I’d like to point out that Obama didn’t win because his campaign was “McCain Bad!” or “Romney Bad!” he had substantive policy proposals that energized voters. If he ran the same campaign as Harris he would have lost, too.
October 22, 2025 at 7:32 PM
since we’re doing a lot of deck chair rearranging re: the 2024 election, I’d like to point out that Obama didn’t win because his campaign was “McCain Bad!” or “Romney Bad!” he had substantive policy proposals that energized voters. If he ran the same campaign as Harris he would have lost, too.