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The Flexible Chef 🇪🇺
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Satirical blogger. Creator of Issy & Poppy Investigate—where greyhounds expose the absurd.
Immigrant in Andalucía since 2012. Foodie, wine lover, forensic scribbler. 🐾🍷🍲
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Reform UK’s £9m donation just got more curious. Donor Christopher Harborne—aka Chakrit Sakunkrit—has spent two decades in Thailand, funded Brexit, and was linked to a company that later won an £80m MoD contract. Issy & Poppy say: muy sospechoso… 🐾👉 tinyurl.com/sakunkrit
#IssyAndPoppyInvestigate
Illustration of a man wearing and suit and Union Flag tie and his Thai persona wearing a floral shirt.
December 6, 2025 at 8:58 AM
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Nigel Farage faces claims of racism. Still waiting for equal scrutiny on Russian funding in UKIP/Brexit/Reform or the Clacton house linked to him/them/her. #Politics #Transparency #Farage
Poster: FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE.
December 5, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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Cricket comes to rural Andalucía… and chaos follows! 🏏🐾
Issy, Poppy & Jasper the bonkers rabbit turn the village pitch into pure comedy.
Dive into their latest adventure 👉 tinyurl.com/3scfzbc4
#IssyAndPoppyInvestigate
Man wearing an apron, two black greyhounds and a rabbit wearing a floral bathing cap playing cricket.
December 4, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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Cosy up with a bowl of Greek Bean Stew 🥣 Inspired by classic Fasolada, packed with beans, veg & Mediterranean flavours. Perfect for chilly days or campervan cooking. Ready in 40 mins! 👉
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#GreekBeanStew #Fasolada #WhatsCooking #TheFlexibleChef
A Le Creuset pot containing Greek Bean Stew simmering on a gas hob.
December 4, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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Issy & Poppy sniff out David Coburn’s EU bribes scandal and his Brexit hypocrisy — barking for Leave while living in France 🇫🇷 🐾 A sun-soaked Andalucía satire on politics, biscuits & contradictions.
👉 tinyurl.com/david-coburn
#PoliticalSatire #IssyAndPoppyInvestigate
Rotund man wearing a rainbow colour top standing outside a French Château while holding a brown envelope in his hand.
December 4, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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It’s a disgrace that Spain’s 2023 animal-welfare law excludes hunting dogs. These dogs—often abandoned or mistreated after the season—are left without the protections given to companion animals. A glaring loophole in a law meant to be progressive.
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Illustration: Two black greyhounds with white chests. Caption: ISSY & POPPY INVESTIGATE: THE FORGOTTEN PACK
December 3, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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A cosy December feast for one: slow-cooked chicken leg with sautéed spinach garlic, Spanish-style potatoes & creamy carrot and swede mash. Comfort food done right — golden chicken, rustic sides, and a touch of chilli.
👉 tinyurl.com/y6ymc74y
#WhatsCooking #TheFlexibleChef
Chicken leg in an oven proof frying pan.
December 3, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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🐾 Greyhound detectives Issy & Poppy sniff out Kevin Byrne’s Reform UK controversies in sunny Andalucía! Satire, humour & political missteps await. Read their investigation: tinyurl.com/kevin-byrne
#IssyAndPoppyInvestigate
The Flexible Chef reading his book - How To Be Right with his two greyhound detectives in the courtyard of Casa Adora.
December 2, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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BREAKING: Reform 2025 Ltd to rebrand as ReTory Ltd.
Jonathan Gullis added to the trolley of Tory returns.
Mad Nads, 30p Lee, Jenkyns, Freddy Kruger and Pochin: the gang’s all here.
Broken blue rosette tossed into a grey rubbish bin filled with crumpled paper, set against a beige background — visual satire of discarded conservative politics.
December 1, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Issy & Poppy — greyhound detectives in sunny Andalucía — are back! 🐾 This time they’re investigating Brexit Believers, political myths, biscuit shortages and one very excitable childhood ghost. Sunshine, satire, and snark.
👉 tinyurl.com/Brexit-inves... #politicalsatire
Portrait of a suited man in glasses beside a headline: “We Brexiteers must acknowledge the costs of leaving Europe.” A candid reflection on Brexit’s economic toll. Two sleek black greyhounds with white chest patches sit on purple mats under a lemon tree, surrounded by scattered papers. One wears a monocle, eyeing the other with detective-like focus. Behind them, a red-roofed village house and blue sky set the scene—Issy & Poppy deep in courtyard contemplation.
December 1, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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Issy & Poppy soak up the Andalucían sun as the olive harvest begins, but Dad returns from England with news of a Digestive biscuit conspiracy 🍪🇬🇧. Add football reunions, Italian olive oil mischief, and the Greyhound Detective Agency is back on the case 🐾 🕵️‍♂️ 👉 tinyurl.com/biscuit-cons... #KidsStories
Illustration of two friends sharing a pot of tea and digestive biscuits.
November 30, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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Issy & Poppy's Granada getaway features Iberian Ibex, a territorial Mastín, epic fly battles & man flu. Real rescue greyhound tales kids love! 🐾 🎶 🚐 👉
tinyurl.com/Issy-Poppy
#DogAdventures #KidsStory #RescueGreyhounds
Man and two black greyhounds inside a campervan trying to swat a fly.
November 30, 2025 at 8:29 AM
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One large pimiento Palermo rojo, butterflied & stuffed with feta, anchovies & cheddar 🌶️🧄🧀 Propped on roasted new potatoes, it’s a colourful, Mediterranean pre-football supper. Quick, tasty, and full of umami – perfect for one hungry cook! 👉 tinyurl.com/pimiento-Pal... #WhatsCooking #TheFlexibleChef
Butterflied red Palermo pepper stuffed with feta, anchovies, and cheddar, with marinated Rainbow Trout and golden new potatoes and finished with a drizzle of olive oil.
November 28, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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New bilingual adventure! 🇬🇧🇪🇸
Issy & Poppy hunt for a Spanish partridge song in rural Andalucía.
A gentle, musical story for kids 6–12. 🐾🎶
Read it here: tinyurl.com/partridge-song
Two black greyhounds with white chests and greying snouts. Poppy wears a gold monocle with a delicate chain and Issy has a white-tipped tail. They are on a sniffari in the countryside. Wild flowers, olive trees, hills and blue sky.
November 28, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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When Issy & Poppy knock over a dusty box in Dad’s office, they uncover Grandma’s handwritten WW2 memories. A bilingual children’s story about bravery, family, and why we remember. 🐾✨
New on The Flexible Chef - tinyurl.com/grandmas-story
#IssyandPoppyInvestigate
86 year old woman with a black greyhound on a shingle track.
November 28, 2025 at 9:39 AM
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Cosy cooking for cool days! 🍅
My Tomato & Red Lentil Soup for two is smooth, bright, and surprisingly filling — all made in one pot. Perfect for small kitchens, campervans, or quick weekday meals.
Recipe on the blog now! tinyurl.com/two-bowl-won... #TheFlexibleChef #WhatsCooking
A white bowl of cherry tomatoes and a bulb of garlic on a white surface.
November 28, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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🎄 Issy & Poppy are on the case! A Christmas jingle, a packet of biscuits, and a school full of giggles… The greyhound detectives turn nostalgia into adventure. 🐾 Read more 👉 tinyurl.com/bdmm66kf
#IssyAndPoppyInvestigate #KidsStories
A cartoon-style illustration outside a building labeled “Escuela Infantil.” The Flexible Chef stands in the foreground wearing sunglasses, a short-sleeved shirt, and an apron that reads “THE FLEXIBLE CHEF.” Two black greyhounds sit beside him—Poppy is wearing a monocle. Behind them, children and a teacher are visible through a window, smiling and singing, with musical notes floating above.
November 26, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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🐾 New Investigation: Dan Wootton
Greyhounds Issy & Poppy examine the NZ immigrant who built his career on anti-immigrant media, the Laurence Fox disaster, and why "free speech warrior" often means "consequence-free speech."
Tea, biscuits & sharp satire.
👉 tinyurl.com/dan-wootton
Two greyhound detectives watch Dan Wootton reading the news in an Andalusian courtyard.
November 26, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Casa Adora went full bonkers today: castanets, kids, a ghost rabbit blowing a trumpet, and two greyhound detectives trying to stay classy. All for GPAR! 🎺🐕✨
Kindness + chaos = Christmas magic. 👉 tinyurl.com/dog-story
#GPAR #Greyhounds #IssyAndPoppyInvestigate
Courtyard jam session with kids, a ukulele, and a trumpet-playing rabbit in a floral bathing cap. Music, mischief, and Mediterranean sunshine 🎺🎶🐰
November 23, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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Bonkers rabbit holding a carrot wearing a Russian hat labelled REFORM USSR. Caption: Bribe, baby, bribe
November 22, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 8:38 AM
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Five vet visits later, now an animal hospital. Humans everywhere, dogs everywhere. Just me and Dad. I just wanted to hide. Poppy. 🐾 🇪🇸 #Poppy #Greyhounds
Poppy Tinribs, recovering from her trauma on the sofa.
November 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Richard Tice — Reform UK leader, Farage sidekick — somehow the Kremlin’s contradiction in chief.
He praised Nathan Gill (now jailed for 10.5 years for pro‑Russia bribes) and accepted hospitality from a donor tied to Russia.
Funny how that works. 👉 tinyurl.com/4m26u98a
Illustration of Richard Tice with Nathan Gill hiding behind a door marked: GILL GUILTY PLEA. A bag of Roubles hangs on the door.
November 21, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Ex-UKIP MEP Nathan Gill jailed for 10.5 years over pro-Russia bribes.
But relax — he only sat with the 2014–18 UKIP dream team.
I’m sure the corruption stopped exactly at his desk. 👉
tinyurl.com/mbz9hbds
Bonkers rabbit holding a carrot and wearing a Russian hat labelled REFORM USSR. Captioned with: Bribe, baby, bribe.
November 21, 2025 at 1:59 PM