Homer Simpson.
@thedonutaddict.bsky.social
"I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T... I mean S-M-A-R-T!"
Account ran by OMEGA.
This Character is from The Simpsons.
Not associated with Matt Groening.
Writer is a minor. (so lewd is gonna be murdered.)
I DO THE VA!
ps: WHY YOU LITTLE!
Account ran by OMEGA.
This Character is from The Simpsons.
Not associated with Matt Groening.
Writer is a minor. (so lewd is gonna be murdered.)
I DO THE VA!
ps: WHY YOU LITTLE!
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homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a grassy field .
ALT: homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a grassy field .
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"Time to make my uhhhh........ LINE?"
HOMER EXITS THE BUSH!
HOMER EXITS THE BUSH!
"TAKE THAT YOU DAMN DIRTY APE!" [Homer just threw Mojo a distance and went to the Kwik-E Mart.]
November 29, 2025 at 9:53 PM
"TAKE THAT YOU DAMN DIRTY APE!" [Homer just threw Mojo a distance and went to the Kwik-E Mart.]
"WHY YOU LITTLE! TRYING TO RUIN EVERYTHING... DESTORYING EVERYTHING..." [he's only doing this cause Mojo smashed the Krusty Burger down the street.]
November 29, 2025 at 9:51 PM
"WHY YOU LITTLE! TRYING TO RUIN EVERYTHING... DESTORYING EVERYTHING..." [he's only doing this cause Mojo smashed the Krusty Burger down the street.]
homer simpson and bart simpson sit on a couch
ALT: homer simpson and bart simpson sit on a couch
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November 29, 2025 at 9:46 PM
"WOOHOO!"
Sure.
"Well can I atleast keep the ability to be a giant... it was honestly really fun."
November 29, 2025 at 9:08 PM
"WOOHOO!"
"Well can I atleast keep the ability to be a giant... it was honestly really fun."
Yeah.
"IT WAS THE BOY!? THE BOY WANTED ME TO GET MY BUTT WHOOPED!?"
November 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
"Well can I atleast keep the ability to be a giant... it was honestly really fun."
"IT WAS THE BOY!? THE BOY WANTED ME TO GET MY BUTT WHOOPED!?"
...The Fortnite collab? You do realize it was Bart’s idea, right?
"Hey @parodydisney.bsky.social can we never do collabs with games again... I just got back from getting my butt kicked by a gigantic world ending monster... Now I feel hurty all over."
November 29, 2025 at 9:02 PM
"IT WAS THE BOY!? THE BOY WANTED ME TO GET MY BUTT WHOOPED!?"
"Hey @parodydisney.bsky.social can we never do collabs with games again... I just got back from getting my butt kicked by a gigantic world ending monster... Now I feel hurty all over."
November 29, 2025 at 8:58 PM
"Hey @parodydisney.bsky.social can we never do collabs with games again... I just got back from getting my butt kicked by a gigantic world ending monster... Now I feel hurty all over."
[Homer is now frantically sprinting back to the wedding reception after he was taken to go fight the dark presence.]
November 29, 2025 at 8:05 PM
[Homer is now frantically sprinting back to the wedding reception after he was taken to go fight the dark presence.]
"Wow... That's not one of my best."
November 29, 2025 at 7:56 PM
"Wow... That's not one of my best."
[Homer has just returned in his underwear bruised battered and beaten...] "Sorry I'm late... I just had to fight a world ending monster."
November 29, 2025 at 7:55 PM
[Homer has just returned in his underwear bruised battered and beaten...] "Sorry I'm late... I just had to fight a world ending monster."
OMEGA
I am not kidding when I say I literally just remembered my pac-man account because Rando mentioned him 😭
I am not kidding when I say I literally just remembered my pac-man account because Rando mentioned him 😭
November 29, 2025 at 4:37 PM
OMEGA
I am not kidding when I say I literally just remembered my pac-man account because Rando mentioned him 😭
I am not kidding when I say I literally just remembered my pac-man account because Rando mentioned him 😭
"I'm at your wedding man! I'm one of the bridesmaids!"
November 29, 2025 at 4:23 PM
"I'm at your wedding man! I'm one of the bridesmaids!"
OMEGA
homer simpson when he sees Patty and Selma
homer simpson when he sees Patty and Selma
November 29, 2025 at 6:13 AM
OMEGA
homer simpson when he sees Patty and Selma
homer simpson when he sees Patty and Selma
"Yep... There was also a walking fish a walking ice cream and Peter Griffin."
" wow... so many guy- wait is that a walking banana??? " 🌱
[ he cackled at the photo where he found peely in ]
[ he cackled at the photo where he found peely in ]
"Sure thing!" [Homer pulled out a few photos and handed them over.]
November 29, 2025 at 12:51 AM
"Yep... There was also a walking fish a walking ice cream and Peter Griffin."
"Sure thing!" [Homer pulled out a few photos and handed them over.]
" ooOOooo.. can I see?? " 🌱
"It was pretty cool meeting all of them... I got pictures with a few of them too!"
November 29, 2025 at 12:40 AM
"Sure thing!" [Homer pulled out a few photos and handed them over.]
"It was pretty cool meeting all of them... I got pictures with a few of them too!"
" Y'know i never saw you as the type to fight a reality ending entity alongside darth vader, godzilla, batman and doja cat, but theres always a first for everything as I always say! " 🌱
"Yeah... then I had to go fight a gigantic reality ending demon... That was really weird."
November 29, 2025 at 12:28 AM
"It was pretty cool meeting all of them... I got pictures with a few of them too!"
"Yeah... then I had to go fight a gigantic reality ending demon... That was really weird."
" Oh yeah.. something about a purple crystal?? " 🌱
"Yeah they're ok... The family is actually on the way... Bart just had to go and loose his shirt so they've been looking... and I've been alright I was a giant for a while a few weeks ago."
November 29, 2025 at 12:18 AM
"Yeah... then I had to go fight a gigantic reality ending demon... That was really weird."
"Yeah they're ok... The family is actually on the way... Bart just had to go and loose his shirt so they've been looking... and I've been alright I was a giant for a while a few weeks ago."
[ he floats up to homers height and begins "walking" ]
" Sooo, hows the family?? Hows life doin ya eh?? " 🌱
" Sooo, hows the family?? Hows life doin ya eh?? " 🌱
"Yeah! Well cmon this dress is rearranging my body!"
November 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
"Yeah they're ok... The family is actually on the way... Bart just had to go and loose his shirt so they've been looking... and I've been alright I was a giant for a while a few weeks ago."
"Yeah! Well cmon this dress is rearranging my body!"
" Sure! gives us time to know eachother yeah?? " 🌱
"What's say we just walk around and look? This place is gigantic anyway."
November 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
"Yeah! Well cmon this dress is rearranging my body!"
"What's say we just walk around and look? This place is gigantic anyway."
" Beats me, I was about to ask you where the groomsmen go, and also where the best man goes, just in case. " 🌱
"Thanks... Hey uhh where do the bridesmaids go?"
November 28, 2025 at 11:59 PM
"What's say we just walk around and look? This place is gigantic anyway."
"Thanks... Hey uhh where do the bridesmaids go?"
" Hiya homes! lookin uhh.. dashing. " 🌱
[Homer has arrived to the wedding in Marge's wedding dress it was smushing his entire body but he didn't mind... Marge certainly did though.]
November 28, 2025 at 11:57 PM
"Thanks... Hey uhh where do the bridesmaids go?"
[Homer has arrived to the wedding in Marge's wedding dress it was smushing his entire body but he didn't mind... Marge certainly did though.]
November 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
[Homer has arrived to the wedding in Marge's wedding dress it was smushing his entire body but he didn't mind... Marge certainly did though.]
"WHAT DO YOU THINK! YOU TOOK THE DONUTS!" [Homer don't play when it comes to donuts.]
— Any problem? —
That was the most he asked after seeing Homer let out that scream that seemed to be a countdown to the end of the candy.
That was the most he asked after seeing Homer let out that scream that seemed to be a countdown to the end of the candy.
[Homer had walked into the candy store as Trent was leaving immediately walking towards the donut section... Seeing it was empty He'd scream and sprint out the door after trent.]
November 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
"WHAT DO YOU THINK! YOU TOOK THE DONUTS!" [Homer don't play when it comes to donuts.]
[Homer had walked into the candy store as Trent was leaving immediately walking towards the donut section... Seeing it was empty He'd scream and sprint out the door after trent.]
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Trent was leaving a candy store, carrying with him several donuts of different flavors. Among them, Trent was carrying a brigadeiro donut.
Trent was leaving a candy store, carrying with him several donuts of different flavors. Among them, Trent was carrying a brigadeiro donut.
November 28, 2025 at 11:50 PM
[Homer had walked into the candy store as Trent was leaving immediately walking towards the donut section... Seeing it was empty He'd scream and sprint out the door after trent.]
"Who's jack?"
I own Jack.
You don't own jack.
November 28, 2025 at 11:27 PM
"Who's jack?"