theDickThinker
@thedickthinker.bsky.social
Pittsburgher, punker, oily bohunk, Slava Ukraine.
Gen-X, do you obsessively check your spelling when referring to more than one potato?
I'm spiralling.
I'm spiralling.
November 29, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Gen-X, do you obsessively check your spelling when referring to more than one potato?
I'm spiralling.
I'm spiralling.
I'm thinking about getting ready to cry when the Eat n Park Christmas tree commercial comes on.
November 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I'm thinking about getting ready to cry when the Eat n Park Christmas tree commercial comes on.
Jimmy Cliff.
Much respect.
Much respect.
November 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Jimmy Cliff.
Much respect.
Much respect.
I think flour wants to be dough. It's one of the few things I do that is often easy. I'm helping the flour out.
November 22, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I think flour wants to be dough. It's one of the few things I do that is often easy. I'm helping the flour out.
Rick and Rye Polka by Happy Louie will Rick your world and fill it with joy!
And it made me think of Terry in Jordan, Ont!
And it made me think of Terry in Jordan, Ont!
November 22, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Rick and Rye Polka by Happy Louie will Rick your world and fill it with joy!
And it made me think of Terry in Jordan, Ont!
And it made me think of Terry in Jordan, Ont!
I'm Sonic, but somehow moral support. 'How about you don't push any buttons for a while.'
November 22, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I'm Sonic, but somehow moral support. 'How about you don't push any buttons for a while.'
Aunt Shirley's down the Russian club drinking highballs, I told Toni to cut her off at 5, and call us if she starts any trouble, we'll come pick her up.
November 22, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Aunt Shirley's down the Russian club drinking highballs, I told Toni to cut her off at 5, and call us if she starts any trouble, we'll come pick her up.
Banana Republic is still a thing!
There is one (for the moment) in Shady side!
Are there Benetton's?
Or my go-to, Chess Kings?
Chams de Baron.
I want my Parachute Pants!
There is one (for the moment) in Shady side!
Are there Benetton's?
Or my go-to, Chess Kings?
Chams de Baron.
I want my Parachute Pants!
November 20, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Banana Republic is still a thing!
There is one (for the moment) in Shady side!
Are there Benetton's?
Or my go-to, Chess Kings?
Chams de Baron.
I want my Parachute Pants!
There is one (for the moment) in Shady side!
Are there Benetton's?
Or my go-to, Chess Kings?
Chams de Baron.
I want my Parachute Pants!
Fighting with the chile for the TV I got diverted to explaining why Danny devito is an acting genius.
November 16, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Fighting with the chile for the TV I got diverted to explaining why Danny devito is an acting genius.
Made pad keep mao with absolutely no discernible flavor for the 8yo.
"Excellent!"
I feel like I'd imagine it feels to hit a walk off homer!
"Excellent!"
I feel like I'd imagine it feels to hit a walk off homer!
November 15, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Made pad keep mao with absolutely no discernible flavor for the 8yo.
"Excellent!"
I feel like I'd imagine it feels to hit a walk off homer!
"Excellent!"
I feel like I'd imagine it feels to hit a walk off homer!
I think that Aaron Donald interviews making me dewey-eyed.
November 15, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I think that Aaron Donald interviews making me dewey-eyed.
Stop honking, I'm trying to figure out what the Cocteau Twins said.
November 15, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Stop honking, I'm trying to figure out what the Cocteau Twins said.
My source in Erie says McRib is back!
To all those who observe, Happy Gristle to you!
To all those who observe, Happy Gristle to you!
November 13, 2025 at 11:27 PM
My source in Erie says McRib is back!
To all those who observe, Happy Gristle to you!
To all those who observe, Happy Gristle to you!
Looks like the administration could be in for quite a shaming and maybe a stern memo of symbolic sanction.
November 12, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Looks like the administration could be in for quite a shaming and maybe a stern memo of symbolic sanction.
Finally, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is legitimate with the induction of Jack White.
November 9, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Finally, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is legitimate with the induction of Jack White.
I saw Werner Herzog at Uni-Mart.
November 9, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I saw Werner Herzog at Uni-Mart.
Five dollar foot long!
November 7, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Five dollar foot long!
Just read that the Chili peppers drummer set up a scholarship for musicians in his parents name. Good on him.
November 4, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Just read that the Chili peppers drummer set up a scholarship for musicians in his parents name. Good on him.
You know who needs my tax dollars? Professional golfers and their fans.
October 28, 2025 at 10:44 AM
You know who needs my tax dollars? Professional golfers and their fans.
Judging by the accents, I believe the NC State Pitt officiating crew has been locally sourced.
October 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Judging by the accents, I believe the NC State Pitt officiating crew has been locally sourced.
I'm thinking about the antiques road show sound when something's value has dropped. It's my walk up music.
October 25, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I'm thinking about the antiques road show sound when something's value has dropped. It's my walk up music.
Christmas wish book came in the mail today.
October 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Christmas wish book came in the mail today.