@thecrystaljules.bsky.social
I do not make a habit of implicating myself in criminal activity on the internet, but I do like to have fun.
United States West Coast, USDA 2023 Hardiness Zone 10a
Mid 30s
United States West Coast, USDA 2023 Hardiness Zone 10a
Mid 30s
I couldn't resist, when I thought "huh what neat thing have I seen recently... oh! the roadrunner! my beloved little dinosaur!... well I guess now I need to list coyote with it"
November 29, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I couldn't resist, when I thought "huh what neat thing have I seen recently... oh! the roadrunner! my beloved little dinosaur!... well I guess now I need to list coyote with it"
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
- Roadrunner
- Coyote
- Burrowing Owl
- Kangaroo Rat
- Flying Fish
- Roadrunner
- Coyote
- Burrowing Owl
- Kangaroo Rat
- Flying Fish
November 29, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
- Roadrunner
- Coyote
- Burrowing Owl
- Kangaroo Rat
- Flying Fish
- Roadrunner
- Coyote
- Burrowing Owl
- Kangaroo Rat
- Flying Fish
Get that bird today
November 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Get that bird today
Slowly improving my sourdough. Finally got good oven spring and I like the density of the crumb, just wish the loaf were a little bigger/taller. Not sure if I could get there by letting it rise more or if I should just increase the size of the recipe by 25-50%
November 25, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Slowly improving my sourdough. Finally got good oven spring and I like the density of the crumb, just wish the loaf were a little bigger/taller. Not sure if I could get there by letting it rise more or if I should just increase the size of the recipe by 25-50%
A reminder of the fate meted out to rapists for millennia. To write shit on walls calling people names is as old as civilization. So to, I presume, is delivering the punishment rapists deserve. You've just deluded yourself into thinking that knowing rape is wrong is some "passing fad of modernity".
November 23, 2025 at 7:09 AM
A reminder of the fate meted out to rapists for millennia. To write shit on walls calling people names is as old as civilization. So to, I presume, is delivering the punishment rapists deserve. You've just deluded yourself into thinking that knowing rape is wrong is some "passing fad of modernity".
Since antiquity and before, people have known that rape is wrong and what fate rapists deserve
November 23, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Since antiquity and before, people have known that rape is wrong and what fate rapists deserve
Finally made pickles again!
November 19, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Finally made pickles again!
Post your favorite Star Trek character(s). Wrong answers only
November 16, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Post your favorite Star Trek character(s). Wrong answers only
Post something random from your phone
November 8, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Post something random from your phone
my bread resumé (breadsumé)
November 4, 2025 at 5:19 AM
my bread resumé (breadsumé)
how it feels waking up from a nap when the sun sets at 5 PM
November 4, 2025 at 1:09 AM
how it feels waking up from a nap when the sun sets at 5 PM
Butlerian Jihad on all Waymos
October 30, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Butlerian Jihad on all Waymos
I was married but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle.
October 17, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I was married but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle.
2023 was a big year for the genre
October 6, 2025 at 3:24 AM
2023 was a big year for the genre
No. The cycle of abuse stops here. Your September will be good no matter what you do. You do not need to post a random image, as I was compelled to. Go on and live your life. Go outside and touch grass, listen to the birds, feel the September breeze on your face. Be free, my child. Be free.
September 1, 2025 at 7:17 PM
No. The cycle of abuse stops here. Your September will be good no matter what you do. You do not need to post a random image, as I was compelled to. Go on and live your life. Go outside and touch grass, listen to the birds, feel the September breeze on your face. Be free, my child. Be free.
"Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll crack this egg for you, but it ain't gonna be easy... I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, too many clouted up tgirls on this website. 10,000 aura for me by myself. For that you get the kneesocks, the spinny skirt, the whole damn thing."
August 7, 2025 at 2:27 AM
"Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll crack this egg for you, but it ain't gonna be easy... I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, too many clouted up tgirls on this website. 10,000 aura for me by myself. For that you get the kneesocks, the spinny skirt, the whole damn thing."
CalComp 565 Plotter
July 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
CalComp 565 Plotter
if a military threat can't be navigated by digging a hole in the ground and hiding in it while decked out in CBRN gear, it wasn't meant to be survived
July 22, 2025 at 6:21 PM
if a military threat can't be navigated by digging a hole in the ground and hiding in it while decked out in CBRN gear, it wasn't meant to be survived
I assumed she meant this
May 31, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I assumed she meant this
thankful it's one of those paywalls that if I switch to reader view for the page fast enough I can still read the article but... yeah... and I hear the subscription doesn't even get rid of ads on the page, which... aren't great to begin with... 😬
May 2, 2025 at 4:30 AM
thankful it's one of those paywalls that if I switch to reader view for the page fast enough I can still read the article but... yeah... and I hear the subscription doesn't even get rid of ads on the page, which... aren't great to begin with... 😬
hmmmm, portentous
May 1, 2025 at 10:23 PM
hmmmm, portentous
Oh I hadn't thought about that... I can definitely be trusted with this information
April 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Oh I hadn't thought about that... I can definitely be trusted with this information
apropos of nothing, I am taking up the sling. all goliaths are on notice
April 23, 2025 at 5:47 AM
apropos of nothing, I am taking up the sling. all goliaths are on notice
starting a new gun collection but it's exclusively this form factor, "super extra deep concealment"
April 11, 2025 at 12:56 AM
starting a new gun collection but it's exclusively this form factor, "super extra deep concealment"