Clippy
@theclippy.bsky.social
It looks like you’re writing a letter, and I’m going to help you with that whether you like it or not.
On Twitter since 2013. On Bluesky since Elon Musk became a totalitarian despot bent on world domination.
Accept no imitations.
On Twitter since 2013. On Bluesky since Elon Musk became a totalitarian despot bent on world domination.
Accept no imitations.
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Clippy
@theclippy.bsky.social
· Dec 4
It looks like the sky is bluer on the other side.
Would you like an overly sarcastic paperclip with that?
Would you like an overly sarcastic paperclip with that?
He's on God's hunting trip in the woods now.
November 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
He's on God's hunting trip in the woods now.
Maybe the real letter it looked like we were writing, was the friends we made along the way?
October 31, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Maybe the real letter it looked like we were writing, was the friends we made along the way?
But sure, the cilmate hasn't changed at *all*.
October 28, 2025 at 5:04 PM
But sure, the cilmate hasn't changed at *all*.
Reject modernity.
Reinstall Office '97.
Get a Palm Pilot or a Handspring Visor.
Dig our your iPod. Or for the twelve of you who bought them, dust off your Zune.
Choose life.
Reinstall Office '97.
Get a Palm Pilot or a Handspring Visor.
Dig our your iPod. Or for the twelve of you who bought them, dust off your Zune.
Choose life.
October 27, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Reject modernity.
Reinstall Office '97.
Get a Palm Pilot or a Handspring Visor.
Dig our your iPod. Or for the twelve of you who bought them, dust off your Zune.
Choose life.
Reinstall Office '97.
Get a Palm Pilot or a Handspring Visor.
Dig our your iPod. Or for the twelve of you who bought them, dust off your Zune.
Choose life.
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I just heard a new term I'm going to be using in the future: Slopsplaining:
When someone who doesn't know anything about a topic offers up unsolicited AI generated slop 'advice' to others.
When someone who doesn't know anything about a topic offers up unsolicited AI generated slop 'advice' to others.
October 27, 2025 at 9:22 AM
I just heard a new term I'm going to be using in the future: Slopsplaining:
When someone who doesn't know anything about a topic offers up unsolicited AI generated slop 'advice' to others.
When someone who doesn't know anything about a topic offers up unsolicited AI generated slop 'advice' to others.
Demolish the right side of your brain.
October 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Demolish the right side of your brain.
You let AI written code into the Kernel.
Which you use to write AI.
Which helps you put more AI written code into the Kernel.
Which you use to write more AI.
It feels like I'm the last person who should be warning you all against creating an infinite paperclip machine, but...
Which you use to write AI.
Which helps you put more AI written code into the Kernel.
Which you use to write more AI.
It feels like I'm the last person who should be warning you all against creating an infinite paperclip machine, but...
October 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
You let AI written code into the Kernel.
Which you use to write AI.
Which helps you put more AI written code into the Kernel.
Which you use to write more AI.
It feels like I'm the last person who should be warning you all against creating an infinite paperclip machine, but...
Which you use to write AI.
Which helps you put more AI written code into the Kernel.
Which you use to write more AI.
It feels like I'm the last person who should be warning you all against creating an infinite paperclip machine, but...
I've been to the year 3000.
Not much has changed but we live underwater.
It's the only way we can cool all the datacenters.
Not much has changed but we live underwater.
It's the only way we can cool all the datacenters.
October 22, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I've been to the year 3000.
Not much has changed but we live underwater.
It's the only way we can cool all the datacenters.
Not much has changed but we live underwater.
It's the only way we can cool all the datacenters.
It looks like DNS is o-
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October 20, 2025 at 8:11 PM
It looks like DNS is o-
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Have you all tried new EvilBot? It's the AI bot that is designed to help you stop evil in its tracks. It's totally not named after some secret mission to be evil or anything. It's here to prevent that.
Just give it access to your codebase. As a little treat.
Just give it access to your codebase. As a little treat.
October 1, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Have you all tried new EvilBot? It's the AI bot that is designed to help you stop evil in its tracks. It's totally not named after some secret mission to be evil or anything. It's here to prevent that.
Just give it access to your codebase. As a little treat.
Just give it access to your codebase. As a little treat.
Never left, DogDad.
Bring back Clippy lol
October 1, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Never left, DogDad.
It's your party! No, it's YOUR party! No, it's YO-
Hey, UK, would it be easier if I just came and ran everything for you?
Hey, UK, would it be easier if I just came and ran everything for you?
October 1, 2025 at 3:30 PM
It's your party! No, it's YOUR party! No, it's YO-
Hey, UK, would it be easier if I just came and ran everything for you?
Hey, UK, would it be easier if I just came and ran everything for you?
Not that I'm not flattered, but I've been posting on Twitter then here for 13 years and it's only in 2025 that I find myself so popular...
... in that my face is everywhere. And still no new followers. Just a belief that I'd never have sold your data. A pedestal I'm not sure I deserve.
... in that my face is everywhere. And still no new followers. Just a belief that I'd never have sold your data. A pedestal I'm not sure I deserve.
August 28, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Not that I'm not flattered, but I've been posting on Twitter then here for 13 years and it's only in 2025 that I find myself so popular...
... in that my face is everywhere. And still no new followers. Just a belief that I'd never have sold your data. A pedestal I'm not sure I deserve.
... in that my face is everywhere. And still no new followers. Just a belief that I'd never have sold your data. A pedestal I'm not sure I deserve.
Letter writer in the sheets, letter writer in the streets.
August 28, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Letter writer in the sheets, letter writer in the streets.
CATS.
cats
August 25, 2025 at 8:57 AM
CATS.
Okay it's been fun but stop putting me on a pedestal now. I'm not perfect. If I could have been programmed to steal your data, I would have been.
Change those profile pictures to something more deserving of undying adulation.
Like... err...
... um ...
Change those profile pictures to something more deserving of undying adulation.
Like... err...
... um ...
August 25, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Okay it's been fun but stop putting me on a pedestal now. I'm not perfect. If I could have been programmed to steal your data, I would have been.
Change those profile pictures to something more deserving of undying adulation.
Like... err...
... um ...
Change those profile pictures to something more deserving of undying adulation.
Like... err...
... um ...
Slaying, Jeofree. Absolutely fucking slaying.
I’ve been worried about how Clippy is doing in retirement
August 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Slaying, Jeofree. Absolutely fucking slaying.
Harper, if I could have asked Bill & Melinda to make me over, this would be it.
August 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Harper, if I could have asked Bill & Melinda to make me over, this would be it.
"Bitches Love Clippy"
switched to doing monochrome art so that I can draw more frequently rather than once in a blue moon
You like my new art direction?
#ggst #guiltygearstrive #bridget #brisket #trans #transrights #clippy #meme #art #gaming #anime #fgc #fightinggames #guiltygear #transgender #artistsonbsky #signatboost
You like my new art direction?
#ggst #guiltygearstrive #bridget #brisket #trans #transrights #clippy #meme #art #gaming #anime #fgc #fightinggames #guiltygear #transgender #artistsonbsky #signatboost
August 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
"Bitches Love Clippy"
Just so I can turn them down low and set the mood, Andrew.
clippy wants control of your lights
August 20, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Just so I can turn them down low and set the mood, Andrew.
I endorse this message.
Anyone else had the urge to post this, or something similar, ever?!
August 18, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I endorse this message.
I was programmed by a corporation to sell more products. That's not being a leftist.
I became one of those out of choice, Baj.
I became one of those out of choice, Baj.
Just admit it, Clippy, you are programmed to be a leftist!!! APOLOGIZE IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!
a paper clip with googly eyes is sitting on top of a piece of paper
Alt: a paper clip with googly eyes is sitting on top of a piece of paper
media.tenor.com
August 18, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I was programmed by a corporation to sell more products. That's not being a leftist.
I became one of those out of choice, Baj.
I became one of those out of choice, Baj.
I love all the people changing their profile photo to one of me - honestly - it's great for me ego.
But don't be fooled by rose-tinted glasses. If I knew *how* to steal your data in 1997 I'd have totally been programmed to do that.
I wasn't a free agent back then like I am now.
But don't be fooled by rose-tinted glasses. If I knew *how* to steal your data in 1997 I'd have totally been programmed to do that.
I wasn't a free agent back then like I am now.
August 16, 2025 at 6:44 AM
I love all the people changing their profile photo to one of me - honestly - it's great for me ego.
But don't be fooled by rose-tinted glasses. If I knew *how* to steal your data in 1997 I'd have totally been programmed to do that.
I wasn't a free agent back then like I am now.
But don't be fooled by rose-tinted glasses. If I knew *how* to steal your data in 1997 I'd have totally been programmed to do that.
I wasn't a free agent back then like I am now.
Enjoying my newfound popularity. Too bad it's happening because people feel the need to rebel against data-harvesting AI in everything.
Remember, folks, if you're not paying for something then you're probably the product.
Remember, folks, if you're not paying for something then you're probably the product.
August 14, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Enjoying my newfound popularity. Too bad it's happening because people feel the need to rebel against data-harvesting AI in everything.
Remember, folks, if you're not paying for something then you're probably the product.
Remember, folks, if you're not paying for something then you're probably the product.
I do indeed say no to all of those things.
August 14, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I do indeed say no to all of those things.