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Pretending nothing is wrong.
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Gen X army, she/her, Yoongi Biased ot7, late diagnosed AUDHD. 🇸🇪 Mom of one boy and one mean teen girl stuck in a small dogs body.
We are back!!!
yoongi being like the staff has a concerned look on their face yeah y’all haven’t stopped squeezing each other for 30 mins, tae is so close to spoiling things and telling insane stories, and hobi laughed so hard he almost ran away 😭😭
July 1, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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YOONGI’S SHOULDERS SHAKING WHEN HE LAUGHS 😭😭😭
July 1, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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THE GUMMY SMILE 😭😭😭
July 1, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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why is everyone talking about football i thought y’all were gay
February 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Companies Scaling Back or Denouncing DEI

Amazon
Boeing
Brown-Forman
Caterpillar
Ford
Harley-Davidson
John Deere
Lowe’s
Molson Coors
McDonald’s
Meta
Nissan
Stanley Black & Decker
Target
Tractor Supply
Toyota
Walmart

Support who supports you ✨✊
January 25, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Today a BIG thing happened! Lola, my dog, deemed my son old enough to be asked to tell me to give her something I was eating. She does this to me alot, gives me the "Mom, tell him!"-look when someone doesn't do as she wants, and today she did it to him for the first time ever. They grow up so fast!
January 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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wish my life was like a 90's movie where all my friends work in record stores and bookshops and coffee shops and we see really cool bands in small little clubs and get breakfast together and like hang out on roofs and shit
January 10, 2025 at 10:47 AM
An update on Christmas day? How spoiled are we? 🥰
Today's update!!
“As long as its not breathing exercises."

“You’ve been prescribed breathing exercises, Mr. Jeon?”

"My therapist. They said I had poor temper control or something.”
December 26, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Reading this lovely fic and becoming worried about how much I emerged myself in the feelings of JK until I realised I haven't eaten for hours and the heat is off in my house. No wonder I feel like a wounded wolf dying in the forest. Got myself a nice plate and got some heat going, back to it I go!
☆HEAD FIRST INTO THE BLUE☆

a gift for Sunny ✨

•for 2024 Jikook Secret Santa
•38k one shot, COMPLETE
•a/b/o, A!JK, lone wolf O!JM
•breaking mating bond, second chances, mutual pining, imprinting, happy ending

archiveofourown.org/works/61321837

hope you love it! 🖤
December 24, 2024 at 7:42 PM
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I see that for the next 3 weeks, MODERN POETRY IN TRANSLATION is making their full archives freely available to all: well worth your time!
Many of their issues are language/country-specific, real treasure troves.
ocean.exacteditions.com/magazines/58...
Modern Poetry in Translation
Modern Poetry in Translation is a tri-annual poetry magazine edited by Sasha Dugdale that publishes poetry from all over the world in English translation. Founded in 1965 by Ted Hughes and Daniel Weis...
ocean.exacteditions.com
December 24, 2024 at 12:07 AM
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j-hope's interview with WV Magazine 🥹🥹🥹
Should be assigned reading for all ARMY; always hear it from themselves how honestly the full BTS team means the world to them.
I'm so excited to see how their individual colours shine when they reassemble in 2025

magazine.weverse.io/article/view...
December 24, 2024 at 7:29 AM
Me lining up my nice piece of brie, my phone with the latest Namgikook fic open on it and, my sleeping pills: "Hell yeah! Sex, drugs, and ...cheese!"
December 23, 2024 at 11:34 PM
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As someone who works with people with eating disorders this is an essential PSA for the holidays and all times

Don’t 👏 comment 👏 on 👏 people’s 👏 bodies

No, seriously, DON’T even if you think it is a compliment
December 23, 2024 at 3:06 PM
Annie writes the most delicious epic dark worlds with so much plot most of the time and I love every one of them BUT when she serves stupid silly fun it is something special, I find myself going back to them over and over every time.
📝HOW TO ASSIST THE ASSASSIN: A BRIEF GUIDE BY JEON JEONGGUK

archiveofourown.org/works/60802705

• jikook one shot
• 23.9k COMPLETE
• assassin!JM, assistant!JK
• basically just crack dark humor
•mutual pining, 🔞NSFW content
•a Christmas fic if you squint

a gift for Ana 🩷
December 23, 2024 at 7:54 PM
I really enjoy assembling ikea furniture and I think that is the biggest autistic flag no-one saw in me.
December 21, 2024 at 6:13 PM
I have shelves to assemble and put up for Christmas. It's my Christmas present for my mum. And I am stupidly excited about it.
December 21, 2024 at 6:09 PM
I'm up, I am awake!
December 19, 2024 at 3:06 PM
All of us today!
December 18, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Let's see you at 21.

I *think* I was 21 when I was in Australia. I was there for almost 6 months, and this pic @patricklenton.bsky.social took of me. Smoking in someone's living room while getting put into a corset, is the only proof of it 😅. Good times though,for sure!
December 18, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Add me as a friend in BTS World! 4VGQXTP3
December 17, 2024 at 10:18 AM
I don't celebrate Christmas Eve, and whenever people ask me what I am doing for Christmas, if I'm not being with family, I don't know what to say. How do I explain I will drown myself in a re-relase of a dating simulation about a real kpop band!?!? There's no sane way to say this.
December 16, 2024 at 5:30 PM
He be teasing! I am looking forward to these updates every week! Can't wait for them to meet again. And I love Jin and JKs relationship. The characters are so good.

“Do you want there to be anything else?” Dr. Min asked, voice calm, even.

“No,” Jungkook said, reflexively.

“Then, no, nothing else. Have a good day, Mr. Jeon.”
December 15, 2024 at 4:15 PM
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V & Bing Crosby 'White Christmas' Release 🔗Official MV: youtu.be/r3QP1SxW1_I ▶멜론: kko.kakao.com/ZMdvFCaszy ▶지니: genie.co.kr/OQTKB4 ▶YouTube Music: music.youtube.com/watch?v=trvKME… ▶Spotify: open.spotify.com/track/7134tEHq #뷔#V##BingXVXV @/BingCrosby#AVeryVChristmasa#WhiteChristmasWithBingVgV
V, Bing Crosby - Bing Crosby x V (of BTS) “White Christmas” (Official Video)
YouTube video by BingCrosbyVEVO
youtu.be
December 6, 2024 at 9:31 AM
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This time must be so so hard for BTS. They scheduled so many things to be released over time so we would never have too much time without them. But they don’t get time with us. We get to watch the movie but they don’t see us in the crowd or hear us chant and sing back to them.
December 5, 2024 at 12:17 PM
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BTS missing Army hurts, but BTS missing BTS hurts even more 😭
December 5, 2024 at 11:20 AM