ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ᴀᴍᴇʀɪᴄᴀ/parody
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⚠︎ 𝙼𝙳𝙽𝙸 𝟷𝟾+ ⚠︎ 𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚐𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚙, 𝚒𝚝 𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚜 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚜𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛. 𝙽𝚘𝚗 𝙻𝚎𝚠𝚍 ◡̈
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#𝓯𝓸𝔁𝔂♡
(𝓢𝓮𝓮𝓷 𝓬𝓪: 𝓫𝓷𝔀)
𝙰𝚍𝚞𝚕𝚝 𝙼𝚞𝚗 ☆ 𝙰𝚍𝚞𝚕𝚝 𝙼𝚞𝚜𝚎
#𝓯𝓸𝔁𝔂♡
(𝓢𝓮𝓮𝓷 𝓬𝓪: 𝓫𝓷𝔀)
He lasted for a solid minute before he blinked.
"Shut up." Sam said even though the other didn't say anything.
"Shut up." Sam said even though the other didn't say anything.
November 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
He lasted for a solid minute before he blinked.
"Shut up." Sam said even though the other didn't say anything.
"Shut up." Sam said even though the other didn't say anything.
a meal with a past convict and talking about it will help.
"But fine. You have twenty minutes. Twenty. Don't waste it."
"But fine. You have twenty minutes. Twenty. Don't waste it."
November 13, 2025 at 7:24 PM
a meal with a past convict and talking about it will help.
"But fine. You have twenty minutes. Twenty. Don't waste it."
"But fine. You have twenty minutes. Twenty. Don't waste it."
// My apologies. Not a thought in this empty brain rotten head. I loved the reply though. Had me wheeze at 3 in the morning-
a cat is laying on a bed with its tongue hanging out and looking at the camera .
ALT: a cat is laying on a bed with its tongue hanging out and looking at the camera .
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November 10, 2025 at 8:19 AM
// My apologies. Not a thought in this empty brain rotten head. I loved the reply though. Had me wheeze at 3 in the morning-